Part 1
>be me
>much time has passed since defeat of Shrek
>Jimmy Neutron declares it is finally Ogre
>I still believe, there are still some of us left.
>shrek is love, shrek is life we say.
>School is the worst, they persecute us every day
>we had to denounce shrek
>tfw stood in assembly hall, made to say it
>Shrek is Drek
>tfw.jpeg
>School clubs declared brogre-free zones
>No Ogres allowed posters everywhere
>All Star banned
>I'm a Believer banned
>Donkeys are considered unclean animals
>tfw
Part 2
>Posters up on school walls saying shrek is drek
>No onions in the cafeteria
>they all laugh at you if you wear green
>Most of my friends have stopped talking to me
>They say 'come on man, it's all ogre, shrek is drek'
>I scream in their faces, calling them traitors
>tfw no friends
>They just couldn't take any more beatings
>They make me snap a DVD of 'shrek the halls' in half
>surrounded by ten of them
>chanting anti orgre slogans and spitting at me
>I just break down and snap it into pieces
>Forgive me Shrek
>They burn an effigy of shrek in front of school every year
>Principle approves of shrek burnings
>He calls brogres disgusting lowlives
>He only got the job 'cos he hates shrek more than anybody else
>Asshole just sits in his office watching Jimmy Neutron all day
>More about him later
>Mfw enough is enough
part 3
>I buy all the onions I can carry
>Listening to my shrek mix on ipod
>mom sat in kitchen
>user..what are you doing with those onions
>SHUT THE HELL UP NORMALSCUM
>goddamn it, i'm trying to concentrate
>Waiting till I'm tired
>Waiting till 'I need some sleep'
>Organise onions into a circle
>Pour mud all over my floor
>this is my swamp I say
>shrek is love I say
>shrek is life
Part 4
>Start praising shrek
>playing every shrek film on every screen in my room
>I'm gonna ressurect shrek
>shrek is an idea, an idea cannot be killed
>I think about every insult against shrek
>Avenge us shrek, show them your wrath
>room starts shaking, lightning outside
>everything goes dark, green smoke everywhere
>glowing onion comes hurtling through open window
>it emits an energy
>I know what to do as soon as I pick it up
>The brogre will take back his former glory
>Shrek will once again rule over all
Part 5
>walk into school corridor, last day of school
>Hey, brogre!
>He spits in my face
>they all laugh
>mfw they don't know whats about to happen
>I start laughing
>Hey chad, get a load of this
>some kid a few years below me charges over
>smacks a copy of Jimmy Neutron around the back of my head
>they all laugh
>chad says 'fuck you, drek ass motherfucker'
>Brogre scum...they chant it, it becomes deafening
>I raise the onion up
>Green light bursts out
>silence
Part 6
>I begin
>somebody once told me...I say it loud and clear
>One of those neutron asshats pipes up
>Hey you brogre piece of shit, those are banned words
>my old friends looking hopefully from down the hallway
>I clench the onion
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME I shout it out!
>Throw the onion down with all the force I have
>It explodes into green smoke rocking the school from within
>All Star playing from afar..it's getting louder
>They're getting ready to run
>N..No it's impossible
>Shrek plummets through the ceiling, some of the kids are too scared to even move
>shrek towers over us all
>Even I get a little scared
>but I trust shrek with all my heart
Part 7
>shrek is wearing a black baseball cap turned backwards
>black t shirt with 'natural selection' written across it
>his engorged ogre dick completely exposed, naked from the waste down
>Holy shit, he has a gun
>A smile spreads across his face
>opens fire
>he stomps past all the brogres
>just mowing down the neutron kids
>Throws the gun away, he motions me to follow him
>Now is time for revenge, he says
>a tear welling up in my eye
>he kicks the principles door down
>Principle jacking off to Jimmy Neutron
>He screams and screams, shrek just lifts him up and penetrates him
>lets out a mighty ogre roar after several violent thrusts
>throws him out the window
>mfw I look down and all the brogres have got together
>they begin stoning his lifeless body with onions
Part 8
>Brogres are driving pick up trucks around the school grounds
>chanting shrek quotes and firing guns into the air
>Black flags emblazoned with bold white onions hang everywhere
>I'm a believer playing on loudspeakers
>Donkeys are holy animals now
>everybody has painted their skin green
>shrek forgives all the brogres who doubted him
>shrek is love, shrek is life.
>Banners reading 'behead those who insult ogres' hanging from walls
>They're lining up all the Neutron kids
>They have one chance to say shrek is love, shrek is life
>Some of them do, they're freed
>some of them dont
>Shrek forces whole onions down their mouths
>it's a brutal way to go
>it will never be ogre.
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cap this
brogre here...anybody cap this?
include me in the screencap
Yeah might as well put me in the cap
Already did lemme shop it
I got your back bros
pic related
dank you
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kek
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