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cara
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>mate left for an american uni
>came back for a visit
>full on chad
>wants to get a finance job in wall street
he's gone, lads
need a bf
need tim posts
fuck off chester you fat ugly twat
>manager ins and outs is difficult to follow unless I go searching for it desu
not in the slightest
the football league, especially the championship, is widely covered in most british sports media
literally sit at a desk 7 days a week.
how do I get out of this rut
>tfw never able to get comfy in bed with my laptop
need to shove it against the wall desu
i dont think chesh is fat desu
>mate left for a canadian uni
>came back for a visit
>full on cuck
>wants to get gig sucking off refugees on camera
he's gone, lads
Only an episode into the peep show and my anus is already cringing to a ridiculous degree
>he thinks 'rorke' is an insult
Anyone else really struggle to decide what to eat for dinner every single day?
you'll have to get through me kiddo
NEED an East German army gf
drafting a fantastic post
*shoves you up against the wall and kisses you*
where are you in Vietnam lad?
I'm putting out job applications and getting responses, but most are from Hanoi and a bunch of these smaller cities like Hoi Phong Bac Giang and Thanh Hoa
know nothing about them honestly, only really researched Saigon.
have you visited the North yet and can say what its like?
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tfw got a job working in the city for one of the biggest banks in the world earning 52k a year as a 1st year graduate
poorfags mad af
rude
*drills her full of holes as she tries to escape into west*
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got 2 laptops in my bed atm lol
Boys look at this meme I just made
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Well done. Why are you on here though?
gona dox chester and smash his bent face in
Good point
Alright lad
I'll try harder
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Really thinking about phone chargers
remember when caralad stopped posting here and then someone found him in /nederaad/ posting on the sly and he just came back here sheepishly
still haven't received a proper explanation for these snide movements
>tfw voted leave
>tfw Mummy May is going hard
>tfw you're about to lose passporting rights
>tfw you're about to be fired
>£52k
>in london
HOWLING
oioi are lad's having a threesome
causes one to ponder
i'm up north atm, ppl im travelling with what to do to the bay and travel down south by coach and bus but i might take a flight down south in a week with a mate and skip all that
north is nice
v busy though
but its great, favourite place so far
super fast internet and very nice scenery, also the girls here are much cuter then the ones from laos and thailand
what sort of jobs are you applying for? do you have a degree?
i'd love to teach english here but since i dont have a degree i dont think it's possible
to laugh at poorfags
especially the uneducated working class
makes me laugh
. also i'm hungover as shit
good, imperialist traitors must be rooted out
>Soft Brexit
>Hard Brexit
Don't understand any of this shit. I voted for Brexit.
the janny kept banning me for all sorts of shit whenever i posted in /brit/ don't have a dynamic ip and couldn't be arsed posting with a proxy all the time
which reddit flag are you?
the north mentioned
i want to figure out a healthy routine i can do every week until I die with no thought to it
have a base ingredient
Mon - pasta
Tue - rice
Wed - pastry
Thur - polenta
Fri - tacos/tortilla
Sat - pizza
top with a mix of veg and sauce
have any kind of meat on a sunday
you dont need a degree, find crooked recruiters. if you're white and a native anglo youll get a teaching job
brexit MEANS brexit
need my little circumcised yank cock sucked
ah yes not runty at all
this 2bh
show arsehole
I'm going to teach english and have my degree/TEFL and some experience so I'm not worried about finding work, I just don't know what city to work in.
a smaller provincial capitol or a big city like Hanoi/HCM
I've heard mixed things about Hoi Phong, it looks nice from pictures but I hear it has a bad rep and they hate foreigners there
financial services is one of the largest contributions to our trade
you think us bankers are gonna miss out because you poor turkeys voted for christmas?
ok dude lol
brexit means remain
>Being out of the EU in name only
>Flipping Juncker the bird as you saunter out of the room
Seems odd you'd brag on here with less than two dozen anonymous posters
let you off x
i too know the dynamic ip feel
didnt know that
Mornin lads
seem to have got your attention though didn't it, poorfag?
how?
avoiding all fast food and mainly healthy vegetarian diet
literally this
Why are americans so terribly dressed?
Some lad just posted this over at /cum/
prefer not to say
where do i find them? assumed i'd need a tefl qualification still which i don't have.
nice
apparently to be a janny you have to fax gook your drivers license
because he's so trustworthy with personal information
brexit means nothing
yes, you'll be fired and your operations will be moved abroad
prove it
that's your average dole scum here minus cum and ketchup stains
they fake the qualifications, and you should ask around in bars that farang frequent
ask for ESL recruiters, and keep talking to one until you find one that doesnt find you lacking a degree a problem
Yeah, but I earn £103k pa working in the O&G industry. I laugh at plebs like you in your shitty bedsits
Why do you act like you're not an American
ar douggie going IN on James O'Brien
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I'm canadian at heart
see
MAGGIE THATCHER BANKERS BONUSES NHS FOOTBALLERS WAGES
>let me tell you about your job
what degree did you do lad?
anyone else watching the winter cup?
/vg/ is such a fast and cluttered board, christ
the reason september is the ninth month is because of july and august
there used to only be 10 months but those two were added in later to honour julius caesar and augustus
TERRIFIC post
a dildo in thatcher's dead arse
maths
Tell me why we can't slaughter gypsies
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is there any actual immediate health risks from not washing your hands after taking a piss or a shit?
feel like I'm conditioned to NEED to want to wash mine (specifically after taking a dump) to the point that if I don't I'm practically carrying the next great plague in my digits like fucking satan himself until such time as I've washed them in some weird pleasant-smelling substance, after which I can now go back to touching things without them instantly withering away from disease
considering I lobby government quite literally on the behalf of the CoL and you've been in your job I imagine less than a year? I think I know considerably more than you about your job in the broader context, yes.
who's playing
How do I git gud like you senpai?
so go to farang bars
look for older looking gents i suppose
and ask if they are, or know, an ELS recruiter?
Sup Forums up next :3
shrieking
oh no... a football pitch...
soon m8
they seem to be a bit worse over there
Desperately need a /tennis/ gf
if you have no degree and no qualifications or experience of any kid it will be rough finding work
you can still do it but you'd be liable to get fired without notice or work for shit pay.
Why are you describing needing to wash your hands as if other people don't feel the same way
Four hundred Americans have more wealth, $2 trillion, than half of all Americans combined. That is approximately the GDP of Russia.
Who do I marry my sister to?
Auld alliance, Danish, or Hungarian alliance?
piss is sterile so not really
for shit, absolutely highly dangerous anaerobic bacteria can proliferate in your lower gut, and spreading that shit to other people or yourself is a real health risk
also not so much a problem in britain but parasites etc are a big reason to wash