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I guess that's why the city is called King's Landing!

What is this expression supposed to convey? Why has her face been locked in this state for the last two seasons?

is the high sparrow's death the most disappointing death of all time?

Fuck everything i just want Dany to win. After Stannis died, she is the only one who really deserve it.

Optional: fall in love with Jon and ride dragons with him and Tyrion

Now we know that Lyanna is some potatonigger with potatogenes, we must revise estimates of Elia to be a cute arab girl

Chronic constipation

>Dany
>Targaryan = fire
>Bran
>Stark = ice

>Jon Snow
>Stark + Targ = Ice 'and' Fire

The book is not called "A song of Ice or Fire". Fampai.

Guys, what happened to that scene with Aerys in the trailers?

The endings of each season perfectly exemplify the decline of the series

S1. Faithful to the books, solid foundation to the series, builds up a believable world and enjoyable story and deploys surprising but well-seeded twists that both affirm the rules of the story and expand our understanding of it.
>Birth of dragons

S2. Mostly faithful to the books, structural changes here and there but usually for good adaptational reasons, and with good results, inventing important scenes to effectively tell the story in a different medium, like Theon's letter-burning.
>White Walkers have a huge army and it's coming

S3. Some stellar moments, but now they're making important changes for no reason, adding fanfic shit and moving key junctures around, degrading some characters (like Robb "my kingdom for a firm ass" Stark) and throwing off the pacing.
>Dany crowdsurfs

S4. Extensive changes to the structure of the story, the result is passable but cripples the series, neutering some of its best moments (Only Cat) and ruling out future plotlines (Punished Tyrion, Lady Stoneheart) replaces it with Fav Characters pandering, meme chickens and flanderization.
>Arya gets on a boat, very emotional

S5. Slow, empty, sapped of everything interesting from the source material, turned into generic action show punctuated by shock deaths.
>Jon is killed

S6. Steep drop-off in quality, plodding, no inspiration, no energy, relies on repetition and soulless, predictable executions of long-expected plot points.
>Dany gets on a boat, very "epic"

Isn't she Jon's aunt?

>3 dragons
>Unsullied
>Dothraki
>Greyjoy fleet
>Tyrell army
>Martell army
>le wittiest imp in the galaxy

Can this bitch get any more OP?

not worthy of being pasta

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>send a squad of sparrows to get Cersei out of the Red Keep
>they fail
>let's just send ONE guy to get her out this time, that'll surely work

Godamnit Bernie.

GO 'EAD BEAR LOLI

TELL THEM CHEEKY AL' CUNTS WHAT'S WHAT

next season is just going to be Dany effortlessly defeating everything

She runs on weaponized grrl power, no way to top that

How does she deserve it?
She does nothing but dumb shit and falls ass backwards into new armies.

>marry Jaime for Casterly Rock

...

>implying the optional won't happen
I'm honestly not expecting anything else. DANY: WOW JON BRAVO UR A REAL STARK GOOD THING BRAN SHOWED UP IN TIME TO TELL US, KEEP THE NORTH IMMA OBLITERATE CERSEI REAL QUICK AND RULE THE REALM LET MY ARMY N DRAGONS N OUR ALLIANCE WIPE OUT THE WHITEWALKERS IN SECONDS

>the Night King will have an undead dragon

>that pic

kek ironically it was the other way around. who knows, maybe R + E = J. would explain the mexican look

not accurate at all

He didn't fly so good.

> Gilly's baby has been an infant for three years now.

>Cfw even from the highest tower of the Red Keep she can still smell the stink of the peasants

There's no doubt she'll win after the prophecy was revealed to Cersei m8

>Lemmings.webm

>she is the only one who really deserves it

How does this bitch who's been spoonfed everything the entire series deserve to win in the end? She's had the easiest ride out of everyone and has shown her ineptitude when it comes to ruling at every opportunity.

Why do they all look so retarded

lexi belle...

was just about to make this. saved me a quick min

KING IN DA NOOORF

KING IN DA NOOORF

KING IN DA NOOORF

KING IN DA NOOORF

I thought the North remembered, because this was a disaster last time

Season 7 has to have things go VERY bad for Dany and Jon, so that Season 8 begins very bleak and hopeless only to end in a bittersweet ending.

So I don't expect Jon or Dany to curbstomp much next season, unless it's themselves. The heroes will be BTFO a lot next year.

sansa is lady of winterfell.

jon is king of the north.

jon will rule from the wall until it falls then fall back to winterfell.

or until the lannister forces head north for sansa.

>every scene in the show is chronological and on the same exact timeline
whoa

here, have a fat lexi

It was in one of Bran's visions

This season was fucking worthless, fuck, I'm only watching because it's free now

Is Azor Theon kino?

>Sansas acting in this episode
Jesus christ it keeps ruining scene after another

>Got two (2) more free armies this episode while doing nothing
>deserves to win

>They're right here, m'lord!

Which episode?

i didn't watch anything this season except the ep9 battle and whatever webms pop up on /got/

it's the best way to combat how shitty the show is - make a thing of piecing together the story from shitposts and meemees

does that count as "dropping?"

Wow, I hadn't thought of that
Maybe Sam is actually a few years behind
Shit, in his story the blackwater hasn't even happened yet
YOU FUCKING MORON

WHY DIDNT THEY CALL HIM JON STARK

LITERALLY WHY?

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT IF GLOVER SAID "I WILL STAND BEHIND JON....STARK"

"KING IN THE NORTH"

is there a female character that can act and doesn't ruin scenes that we like?

>Apologizing away bad writing and nonexistent pacing

A Song of Ice and Fire.
The Lord of Darkness vs The Lord of the Light.
Is there a duality in show?
jon vs dany
cia vs varys

Why did Arya "reveal" herself when Walder has never seen Arya in his life?

To be fair it's Cersei who keeps creating even more enemies.

more like taco belle right?

CLEGANEBOWL IS UNCANCELLED

WHY AREN'T MORE OF YOU HYPE ABOUT THIS?

Cersei, Smirkfu and Olenna are pretty good desu senpai
So were Cat and Lysa.

That's why the maesters don't know Mormont's dead obviously!

THE CLUES WERE IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME

Because he does know who the Starks are.

Plenty of them

Its really only Sansa and Dany who are consistently bad

Catelyn, Cersei used to be great so she must just be getting awful direction now, Olenna before flanderization

SHOW ME THE BODY edition

The Broken Man I think.

Will news of Jons dragon blood cause the northern lords to take back their vows. Or will his royal blood only gain him support?

jejejejej

Was it an inside job?

>He actually thought Cleganebowl was cancelled.

Is Varys a legit teleporter?

I know the stories don't happen simultaneously, but that's a bloody short window to get from Mereen to Dorne and back again

but they did, a visit by the stark family to the house frey is described in s01e02, where arya complains to sansa about that weird walder guy, and it is heavily implied that walder molested arya. which actually fuels her development, if you think about it. arya takes revenge for all that fondling she endured.

I'm still feeling depressed over my smirkfu's demise. Cut my life into pieces.

Catelyn, Cersei, Mar, Olenna, Arya

Sansa has had some goo scenes.

Misandei and Dany are terrible but they make up for it with how cute they are.

I would have liked to have seen Dany with more of a temper over the years

Something to show that she has a spark of her father's madness within her

Guys

I miss Aegon
I miss JonCon
I miss Arianne
I miss Doran
I miss the Golden Company
I miss Illyrio
I miss bookVarys

I just really miss the Blackfyre plot

Is Dany a teleporter? How did she get from the pyramid to a boat in the middle of the narrow sea?

...

Season 7 how it'll probably go


Melly, will meet with Arya once more and they'll run into the BWOB which will force Melly north for her cause with Beric, Hound and co

Cersie will rule as queen with Jamie as her protector with winter here the smallfolk are starving and dying and rumors of Danys landing spread in westeros

Dany lands in Dorne moving her way north the Dothraki slaughter opposing forces moving north raping killing children (dany will probably try to protect some but realize this is their nature and what she has done similiar to season one when she protected those woman and the witch) she expecte the smallfolk to welcome her landing but instead they scream and call her murder, devil, and evil about half way on their journey this is when winter really hits hard it's snowing and the Dothraki start falling to some westerosi illness similar to like smallpox or the black plague and hypothermia about 1/3 of the Dothraki troop dies.

Cersie realizes the smallfolk are getting rowdy and sends her guards to to quell small rebellions Jamie advises against daying they're hungry and it will only get worse. but she continues slaughtering peasents

1/3

melisandre will teleport to her just in time

Just checked, it's actually episode 6.
Dunno how I missed that...

No body no death. She escaped offscreen at the last second. A friendly maester was hiding nearby and cured her wounds.

>be a simple peasant
>support Cersei in her trial
>go to the sept to show your support
>get BTFO

>she actually remembered what based tywin taught her about low born girls.
Nice touch, bravo DnD

*teleports behind you*

*delivers exposition and felates Tyrion*

>heh... I'm a merling, khaleesi

agreed, even though it comes in later it feels like a vital part of the overall story has been ripped out and the hole hurts the show
very disappointing

Can someone explain why the Three Eyed Raven wanted Euron as his disciple but had to settle for Bran? Wouldn't Bran have some spiritual connection to the Old Gods from his blood?

Did Kevan Lannister know that Dany was gathering an army?
Does the Lannister have enough ships to defend Lannisport and King's Landing?
Will Dany take Dragonstone first? If so, she'll learn about the NK right away.

Reminder

Jon's KING IN DA NORF! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Robb's KING IN DA NORF!

> that body
> show me

will she rape jamie for an heir?

I want to drink the apple juice from inside her mouth.

Jump out a window, but she's not dead

Oh go, why is this so damn funny

>kek

what are you smoking lad

>Is Varys a legit teleporter?
Varys has HM02

>A bastard
>king
I don't think so senpai.

There were Dorne ships among the fleet.
For all the stuff the show does shittily, the critics aren't being reasonable either.

they were probably ppl of the court

Damn want in real life

>>support Cersei in her trial
everyone hates cersei