This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

>He's 6' 180lbs

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Tell him to stop slapping my pillow

wake up and realize it was a dream, I have no gf..

Lol not very intimidating I'm taller and I weigh more

My left hand is my gf so therefore he would of slapped my ass and then... then the fun begins.

punch him right in his dumb face.

it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

I'm 6'1 and 240lbs. I'm pretty sure I can take him.

Tell him he trained wrong and looks like a fucktard because of wrong proportions.

pretty sure that jeff seid is 205lb

>He's 6' 180lbs

i do two things

1. i use the metric system, its 2016

2. i watch my gf stab him, shes psycho

Call him a tiny little bitch and clock him right in the fucking nose.

Punch him in the fucking mouth. Better to get your ass kicked once than to kick yourself every day for being a bitch and not doing anything about it.

Admire his good genetics before I hit him anyway.

I'm 6'1 and would dwarf this guy. My chest is fucking 55" kek.

Rape him

Pull donkey guard to rolling kneebar

pull out my taser and tase him

who needs muscle when you have technology

laugh, as he looks like he prefers to fuck dudes, and tell him to fuck off to whatever gym he crawled out of to continue working on those muscles so he can get the male gay stripper/prostitute career he so clearly craves

>What do you do?
I begin to worry that my GF can be mistaken for a man.

Pssssh, he's a beta compared to me.

> 6", 240 lbs 19" arms

...

kek
>who needs muscle when you have technology

what a fag

unless your a bodybuilder, get your fat ass outta here

that is the gayest argument and you're retarded for thinking it.

go wrestle one of your friends thats only TEN pounds heavier than you (assuming you're not a whale) and report back, faggot.

even 10 pounds is enough to wreck your ass unless you're trained.

Nah, he only will slap's men asses. Fag

agreed, but id go for the solar plexus first

That's either fat or steroids. Schwarzenegger was 245 pounds at his biggest and he's 6'2".

I am a bodybuilder kek. I started when I was 16 I'm 24 now.

different guy here, this is not true, me and my friend are both 6ft, i'm 140, i don't even lift and he's 170 and lifts. i can still take him down, it's all about tecnique

pic of serratus with timestamp

>even 10 pounds is enough to wreck your ass unless you're trained.
>even 10 pounds is enough to wreck your ass unless you're trained.

Wrestling isn't fighting

Lay his pansy ass out
Fuk he look like, a nigger?

yeah because 90% of MMA isn't on the ground.

shut the fuck up dude

6'2
Lmao he was 5 11 and i think hes about 5'9 duwbto old age. Saw him at the arnold and i was a mountain compared to him.

Ask him to slap mine :3

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police officer here.


you are not correct about your 10lb argument and/or have not been in many fights.

How about I don't show an image of myself on Sup Forums for my own safety?

That's assault brother...

Tell him to fuck off
Is it that hard?

yes because police are in so many fights

>you're under arrest
>point gun
>hurdurwhat a fight lel he wwas 10 punds hevier

>Implying muscles will save you from a quick palm strike to the nose.

I immediately drop to my knees and whip out his big, hard shaft. Me and my girlfriend suck him off

Ha! Joke's on you, my gf is just a guy in drag.

God-tier comic

>palm strike

how's your manga collection coming along, Ben?

I weigh like 300 lbs so I'm pretty sure I would win

skinny ass fuccboi. hold his featherweight ass down and rub shit in his hair.

he's probs gay though for real

ok fatty

because that ALWAYS works

I'd buttfuck him. That will confuse him.

Chuckled

Is this Sup Forums or /fit/

Jesus I haven't seen such a bunch of lying faggots in a single thread in weeks.

Sure thing man. Whatever you say.

The metric system is too easy a solution to a more complicated problem. We should be counting in base 12.

>implying MMA isn't just gay porn for closeted men

what would you do?

top kek

... but why?

Shoot him

Slap his ass then put my finger in his anus, just to the first knuckle so he knows it's there but not so much that it hurts. He'll like that so much he'll begin questioning his sexuality, and never slap any woman's ass ever again. That's usually how I handle these things.

Excuse me for not getting your shit-tier comment.

Jeff pls

you're mom, faggit

according to the photograph and the angle, this guy is a manlet,..

im 6'2 200lbs.

YOUR, FUCKFACE

>Modern bjj
>Not taking his ass down, taking his back and rnc

What a fucking disgrace

It divides easier.
1/3 of 12 is 4
1/3 of 10 is 3.3333333...

>tfw 6'1 250 lbs
>29 years old, been lifting since I was 12, started practicing martial arts in elementary school
>been in half a dozen street fights, always dominate no matter the odds
>tfw no gf

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return the flavour, slap his arse

Whip him in the nuts with my full-sized cock

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE

*walks behind the manlet*

Time has begun to flow again...

*impales him with the full force of The World*

Hmph, you were a mere monkey compared to me

And there's this asshole

>6'
>240
>19" arms

What's it like to be fat?

... So what? Who fucking cares?

What about percentages?

This is fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid.

Ask him why his body looks so not proportional?

Top fucking kek

Alright Corvo settle down you raging faggot.

Double dubs checked and I second your comment
I'd watch her punch him in the throat and have a hearty laugh

karate chop him in the sarcophagus and then suck his dick so my girlfriend won't. I keep my girls on a tight leash they don't get to fuck a guy if I don't turn them gay first. I'll suck that dick real good and sit on it. Teach that faggot to come near my territory.

Fucking idiot, a fight is not wrestling

Karate virgin here.
Palm strikes are great for striking the head if your knuckles aren't systematically microfractured like mine.
Fucking idiot I bet you get laid all the time.
No.

May your palm strikes be swift and sure, user-kun.

>This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

Tell him he has good taste. Explain how much she likes taking it in the ass and offer her to to him. If he accepts my offer I drop to my knees and get his cock hard and lubricated with saliva. Then wait patiently for him to finish sodomizing her so that I can slurp his hot cum out of her anus.

knock his ass out
>I'm 6'8" 300lb

Thanks for the hi five bro!

Slap his ass...and rape him.

*teleports behind you and avoids weeb magic cause i don't believe this chinchongwonton *
*slaps the shit outta you and your weeb shit*

>systematically microfractured

Pull out your kak and he'll start sucking it.

If it really did happen then I'd tell him to fuck off and apologize. Then proceed to fuck him

Mace him then knock him down then knock him out.
If he's out cold, then I superglue his thumb up his ass

Not sure why, but he doesn't intimidate me. I'd probably turn around and deck him

Just so you fags know, this OP is a huge loser and very self-hating that he has to make thread like this almost whenever he can be on Sup Forums. So.....treat with caution.

Why would someone slap the back of my hand?

>Implying MMA doesn't go to the ground because the rules give grappling an unfair advantage

I recognize that the reason for it is because proper striking and joint locking techniques can permanently cripple people or even kill them, but if you really think a real fight is the same as fighting in the ring you are a fucking dumbass.

tell him that highfive is done with the palm, not on the backside of the hand.