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>be me.
>be unempoyed.
>unwanted, unloved.
>wants to end it.
>decide to talk to a psychologist.
>antidepressants does not do shit.
>be me selling my antidepressants.
>I now have a steady income.
>I do whatever i want with the money.
>NotGivingAShit.jpg
>loos virginity too hooker.
>get job at rema1000 (grocery store in Norway)
>I'm not depresed anymore.
>mfw antidepressants work.
Screencapped, good shit op
there is more to the story. just to lazy to write.
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that was a good story OP. Short and sweet. 9/11 would read again.
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true story.
>be me
>be 13
>family is out
>timetomasturbate.jpg
>going to town
>sisters boufrind bursts in the door
>looks at me for 10 seconds
>I'm frozen
>"you need to use lybe on that user"
>"is your sister home?"
>i shake my head.
>he says goodbye and leaves.
I still remember this vividly today, was my sister's boyfriend a stoner?
hapened to me to, exept it was my brothers gf.
she just looked at me awkwardly and left.
>was my sister's boyfriend a stoner?
How the fuck would we know
0/10
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enjoying the muslim and nignog hordes, cuck?
not realy :/ you?
The butthurt is palpable
mexican detected
>Be me.
>Be in house.
>Nothing loves you, or even talks to you.
>You stay happy because you ended a videogame kek.
>Read Whatsapp.
>Crush says she ended with her bf.
>Happy af.
>WhatsappSound.ogg
>"I love you, BEST FRIEND."
>mfw i saw the message.
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get antidepressants! apparently they work.
GG
>be me, restaraunt worker
>gotta make some potato croquettes
>previously patted the mashed potatoes into patties and froze them stacked by twos with wax paper between them
>today I have to use a butter knife to seperate the frozen patties from the wax paper
>"eh, it'll be no problem"
>i was dead wrong
>potatoes were welded together with reinforced steel
>takes literally all my strength to seperate some fucking potatoes from each other through wax paper
>line up butter knife between the stacked potato freezies, and push with all my might
>butter knife slips out from betwixt potatoes and ends up cutting my other hand in two places
>coworkers- "lol, wtf user. How did you manage that retarded shit?"
>fuck off m8
>go on for another pass at the titanium potatoes
>make sure to keep other hand away from cutting zone
>push again, putting all my weight behind it
>seperate the potatoes, but my pinky knuckle gets gashed against the sharp, frozen mashed potato edge.
>both hands bleeding from a butter knife and some mashed potatoes
>everybody thinks I'm a retard now
>Be me.
>Be in house.
>Nothing loves you, or even talks to you.
see this post
realize that
>>Nothing loves you, or even talks to you
I got a story to tell
>be me, 16 years old
>I'm on holiday in Egypt with the family
>we're on a tour around the whole country for like 2 weeks
>one part of the trip was sailing down the river nile
>my family pick the sail boats as opposed to the cruise ship as they wanna be adventurous
>boat journey is fine
>after a few hours it gets dark
>the boatmen cook us some cheap pasta and some cheap kebabs
>tasted okay but didn't help later
>the river Nile is weird, it rises and decreases 1 metre every hour (or something like that)
>when it comes to sleeping we are on the boat in sleeping bags with other people on our tour
>I wake up in the middle of the night feeling the need to shit and throw up
>I think it was the combination of the food and seasickness
>the boat is on a rocky bank with only a plank of wood to get on and off
>I put my coat and shoes to sneak off
>I ain't feeling well and slip while coming off the boat
>as I fall my muscles relax
>I shit my pants and throw up simultaneously
>I think I'm having a bad dream at this point
>I'm freaking out now while still walking away from the boats
>can't really wake anybody to say I shit myself at the age of 16
>as I'm walking I find a roll of toilet paper in my coat
>by the love of papa frank I'm blessed
>I go behind some bushes
>take my boxers off and clean as much as I can
>I don't wanna throw away my boxers either so I wash them in the river nile
>let them dry on a rock and get them in the morning
>go back to sleep
>wake up in the morning
>can faintly smell shit
>realise I shit myself in my sleep
>grab my coat and wear it to cover my shit stained jeans
>get clean up again
>the spot I went to was the toilets for the whole group
>when I went back there was just loads of shitty toilet paper around from last night
>I knew people were disgusted by it but nobody said anything and nobody knew it was me
>grab my boxers
>luckily there's a coach picking us up first thing in the morning
Part 1/2
>mfw you couldve just stacked them someplace warm like near a oven or on a warm surface and they'd come apart easier
>or microwaved them for 8 seconds
user are you sure you are not really retarded?
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and there very unattrative and has to know what the attrative people do all the time like the ugly bitch or the ugly scpio ugly bitch guy that smell like poop and ugly bitch and the ugly people and ugly people losers and they say there attrative but smell like poop and always want to know what the attrative people is doing like me cause is attrative to me but i think there ugly and the ugly people losers and ugly people smell like poop and cant get girls without forcing people to like them by puting fear to people saying going to give them bad services and god knows it but people dont cause the ugly bitch hurt everybody with corn rolls so can forget or cant think about it or stack them with more lies
and the ugly people losers and ugly guys losers smell like poop
Rema 1000 is good shit, my man.
Always got the cheapest stuff
What?
i know these feels user I have also worked in kitchens. Stabbed myself with a shucking knife after shucking 400 or so oysters.. made myself bleed on a fucking prawn once, those horn things are sharp yo. But yeah, feelsdumbman
>as we're loading our stuff on I brag a can of deodorant from my bag
>spray loads on my to cover the smell
>keep it in my coat
>nobody suspected a thing
>have to continue the day going around temples and shit wearing my shitty pants
>I had to act ill when people were asking why I'm wearing my coat when it's hot
>just bullshit and say I feel really cold even though I was getting really hot
>people on the tour start giving me medicine to take which is nice
>finally got to a hotel and was fine for the rest of the trip
My family never found out about it till I told them about a year later. They sometimes bring it up but I think i did exceptionally well hiding it. Plus I think I'm one lucky bastard to find toilet paper in my coat. Can't remember how it got there or why
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>mfw still work ther 3 years later.
>mfw I'm the chief of the fruit and vegetable department
it's the magic toilet paper, it comes to the ones that are really in need
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I REALLY AM RETARDED. WHY DIDN'T I FUCKING THINK OF THAT. THAT'S THE SIMPLEST SOLUTION IN THE FUCKING WORLD.
Kill me now.
Thanks, user. It's good to know I'm not alone.
THIS
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>the ugly bitch hurt everybody with corn rolls
The fuck, user?
>toilet paper in coat
>kek
What the actual fuck are you trying to say? Are you tripping?
Whut
Kek
you are a G, love from canada
That message was like 2 weeks ago, but i'm fine. I think i don't need them, thanks.
>be 16
>be working in local garage
>got job from a family friend
>do boring shit for first few weeks that gets boring real quick
>boss man asks me to go get 4 tyres and a long weight from parts guy
>"okay straight away"
>ask parts man for that shit
>waiting around for 2 hours...
>boss played trick on me
>a long fucking wait...