Pissed off local group of emos

>pissed off local group of emos
>they want to fight
what do

Fight them

Literally if they don't outnumber you 5 to 1 you should be able to kick their asses unless you're an earthworm or 1000 years old

Read them a dark poem

i'll help you rape them if you want

Depends on how many and in what condition are their physical bodies. If they're just white faggots in black skinny jeans, then I say go for it.


.. however, can you throw a hard punch without breathing in a out as if you were running a marathon?

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Give them a razor
they start cutting themselves
profit

>emos
>fighting

Choose one.

But welp: Just beat 'em up. Emos are as skinny as toothpicks.

Show them this picture, tell them "Randoll Le Icup will beat your ass nigger". Spray paint them black and hit them with a big light up dildo

you can if you are earthworm jim

Put their mouths on the curb bro, kill emo scum

Offer to fight them with your heart instead of your body. Then hand them a book of poetry you wrote.
GG emos RIP in peace

Kick 50 shades of shit out of them. Just be careful because they are all packing razor blades most likely

I made fun of one of their friends that killed themselves lol xD

Use it

Dude, you'll be fine. Emos don't know how to fight, usually.

wish i knew how to talk to cuties like this. how do i talk to scene girls?

Accept their challenge because they literally won't do shit

>cutie
>scene girl
Pick one fgt.

hold a gun to their head and force them to all write a suicide note, then hang them all.

bump

Bring condoms, take off your shirt, and tell them you're going to fuck them in the ass after you knock them out.

I'll just let the emos and emus battle or out

I used to hang out with people like that back in highschool.
The girls were mostly all sluts that would be your friend for about a month then get bored and find someone else to hang out with.
They're looking for attention, but they can never get enough.

Scene emo kids are still alive? I thought they were gone when myspace died. Most of the scene kids I knew in mid-2000s are all now plain jane and joe. Some are married. Just another fucking phase in life. Dont bother them, waster of your time

>2016
>Emos

the males can be strangely violent... be careful

same fag.

throw a bunch of razors down
let them fuck themselves up

emo scum

not an emo. nice try though, loser scum

Remember: Down, Left, Up, A

Record them trying to beat you up and post it.

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communicate in their language
Begin with the traditional greeting "rawr XD"

Can't disagree with dubs.

Shane Dawson really let himself go

have sex with them

call the cops before they all suicide

laugh and break them limp wristed homos aint gonna do shit

Group sex. If the girls and guys resemble that photo, that's what I would do.

>emos wanna fight
Dude... they are emos... hit the first one with a steeltube on is head so he looks messy and the rest will run...
Who the fuck is worried about fighting emos?

god that is seriously fucking funny, OP you should def do this

Use a weapon

It didn't work out so well for the australians.

read catcher and the rye while blaring hawthorne heights. See if they know wether to jack off or cry

Give them a copy of American idiot with several razor blades. Wait till they ultimately kill themselves

Instructions Unclear trash can on fire

Smash their chalky bones to dust