I have a fetish for answering trivia about myself...

I have a fetish for answering trivia about myself. People think I'm just an attention whore but it gets me hard as diamonds. Idk why. Ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my ability. Try to make the questions random and about very specific shit.

How often do you masterbate, which hand do you use, what kind of porn do you watch when you do it, and do you get off on anal play?

do you like furry children?

Well I do, but not OP.

Answer OP

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Do you like ducks?

are you religious at all or raised in a particular religion?

"I'm OP and I get off on telling people that I get off on telling people specific things about myself and then not replying and shoving a giant black dildo down my throat until I pass out"

Does this mean you'd get a boner each time you had to introduce yourself in a new class?

I like ducks in a way most people wouldn't understand

Who's religious nowadays?

I like anything related to furries.... except children you sick fuck

when was the last time your brushed your hair? do you shave? what kind of razors do you use? do you ever accidentally cut yourself when you shave?

What's your favorite classical painting (1899 and older)

What about your favorkite
Kolot?

Colouor?

How big is your cock, user?

Axya ya yubbs

I don't shave, I haven't cut my hair in a year and I brush it everyday

Any original hitler

Squinpy

At work, can't take pics for another 45 minutes, but 8 inches hard, never measured soft
>Inb4 pics or get out

Checked but you're a fucking autist. What portion of the population do you think has the ability to accurately date a piece of art more than 100 years old? Fuck.

Which major grocery store do you use most frequently? What is your favorite pizza topping?

Yup up up

Have you ever had sexual feelings for either your parents?

Major Grocery Store?
>Kroger
Favourite pizza topping?
>ham and pineapple (only pizza I eat)

No, but I have had sexual feelings for both of your parents you fucking faggot
Who asks a question like that

She did yes, is that a problem? Nyaffasir?

ITT: OP tells a bunch of Sup Forumsros what to do to make him hard. Sup Forumsros proceed to do that thing. OP is a faggot. Everyone else is also a faggot. No one is a faggot?

That's two toppings

Are you implying If everyone is a faggot, that means no one is a faggot?
That's like saying "if you're completely submerged in water that you aren't really wet"

Look who finally learned to count

Vodka, Rum, Wine, or Beer?

Out of the four? Beer
But my drink is whiskey
Nothing goes better with a cigar than a nice glass of yamazaki

No way. That's like saying if everything was submerged in water then nothing would be wet. Which also sounds a little dubious but like I could maybe defend that.

Why don't you basket that stack of angle irons instead of choking it you fucking mongoloid