Be 18

>be 18
>sign my life away to Uncle Sam
>become government property for 4 years
>wind up in 11B
>serve a 9 month tour in Afghanistan
>watch several of my friends get blown up by IEDs
>almost get blown up myself
>finally come home
>just want to decompress and process all the shit that happened
>can't get a fucking beer

Seriously what the fuck? At 18 you can vote, smoke, own property, star in a porno, and sign your life away to go die in a foreign country, but FUCK FORBID you get a cold one after work.

you fucking idiot, there's a pretty damn good reason they try to prevent you from getting fucked up before 21.
not to mention that your brain is still fucking developing. but as you mention in your case a dude who came back from war and saw some pretty fucked up shit, turns to a receptor attacking mind fucker like alcohol. That is how people get hooked and end up becoming useless zombies for the rest of their lives and fill the Emergency room because they moved on to drugs and now need a free shot of Adivan and Dilaudid.

Fuck you. Grow up. You don't need "a cold one". YOU LITERALLY DON'T FUCKING NEED IT TO LIVE you fucking pussy.

You're just a child, user.

lol

Sounds like someone could use a drink...

just get someone else to buy it for you, it's not that hard

>Be mi
>Be mean and you
>Have erect dkin stick
>Have virgin wow on my direction
>Quick bork so she nose im mean busy
>Want to finish pearl chain inside
>Beastiality.jpeg
>BORK
>praise bork tard
>have feathers on my sweet swag
>KLEP
>Shrvl to one metro
>Slap cnut face face r make me emasculatoratiin.
>Smoke meth
>Gooddya

Image relation

>Don't need it
>Confirmed pussy
Sorry pham. Deal with it until you can wallow in sorrow legally.

Go to hell, if alcohol is b& because it can fuck with you then why is all the other shit allowed at 18?

I'm fairly certain chainsmoking, being a crack whore, and going to war will fuck you up infinitely more than opening a beer every once in a while.

this is samefagging but cool story bro

I rate 18/21

What age did you sign up? Seems pretty unrealistic even if you signed up at 17 that you enlisted and within a year you already already did that shit. Then again, dont know how Army cucks do things after basic.

blame Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

Soccer moms ruin everything.

because dumb shits like you had their way and allowed that shit to become legal you fucktard.
you literally will become the cancer that leeches off this world. Is it that fucking hard to go through life without being fucked up?

Just get some painkillers from the VA instead, that should do the trick

Ausfag here.
We drink legaly at 18, cant of fucked us up to much (mental health wise) i mean, its not like we elected an orange Hitler or anything.

fortykeks

I call bullshit. You sound dumb enough to be infantry, but I don't know a single soldier in my platoon under 21 who doesn't drink his fucking face off every single God damned night. Go back to playing battlefield, pussy.

Drinking is degeneracy,
fighting is human.

Did you not realize this before you cucked yourself for Uncle Sam?

Go to mexico, drinking age is around 12

Why would you sign up to fight in a war that's basically a bunch of brown people leaving bombs everywhere? Like, thats the only way you ever hear of American soldiers dying, IEDs. You guys are basically fleshy mine detectors.

Who the fuck only spends 9 months on a deployment? Year to year and a half you fucking pussy.

Was that the age your mom got banged for the first time or something?

well you can, its illegal though and pretty fucking stupid tbh

almost,, that was my age when I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!

No, they give us beer since we are born, mexicans are not pussys like you

Not even Chuck Norris has the stomach to fuck your mom.

>be 16
>can drink legally beer
>be18
>can drink legally any type of alcohol
>be 19
>be drafted to army
>drunk every evening af

pic related

you know, this is only an issue in the US. You assume that he wants to drink to get wasted routinely, which would damage your brain. But being a responsible drinker, maybe drinking a beer or two a day, would be perfectly fine. But the United States has an awful drinking culture, where you drink to get fucked up. Its funny how Europe has produced some of the greatest thinkers, even in recent times, and has drinking at a young age be a typical thing

There's a lot of things he doesn't need, oh and there's a lot of things you don't need. In fact, there's a lot of stuff that a lot of ppl don't need.

Stop being a faggot you fucking pussy.

Do you suppose we have another prohibition?

which military/country? You're life sounds enjoyable. Germany, Finland?

Australia is cancer in country form

Have you considered that if the drinking age was lower than ther would be less kids who die of alchohol poisoning.

>When you're 21 chances are you're in college
>Lots of pressure to drink
>Lots of parties with lots of stuff to drink
>First time drinking in a non controlled environment
>Not really knowing how much is enough and what it does to you so you drink a ton
>Keep drinking to look cool
>Drink way too much
>Die

Lowering the drinking age would put more people who drink for the first time legally in a more controlled supervised environment.

Austria

Alcohol is a horribly addictive drug, especially for people with bad histories and especially for people with PTSD. I know from experience that being addicted to alcohol is the most painful way to be tortured. The DT's, the gastritis blood puking, the ulcers, the sweating through three shirts a day, the periodic homelessness, the DT'ing in the county jail with a 24 hour wait on seizure meds, it goes on and on.

Besides, you'll develop a tolerance very quickly to the point where getting drunk wont even feel good or fun anymore, you'll just drink to ward of the DT's, being miserable, anxious and depressed the whole time, descending into suicidality by how trapped you feel from it.

Yeah. Didn't have that problem.

Was 18 almost 19 when I went in the Air Force. Got stationed in Germany for 2 years, left Germany right after I turned 21.

Was able to legally drink all I wanted, with stronger beer on and off base..

26 now and out.. Don't drink at all, haven't had a drink in 4 years.

you're 22 years old and cant get a beer ?
plus its best not to drink if you're under 21 with or without a law

has no one read my post about my army life eith drinking legally at the age of 16? It's awesome

9 months is a short term. Some of us were over for almost 2 years, we were lucky we got too visit family through video chat on laptops in our wet fucking tents.

You don't need your computer to live, "fucking pussy".

b8

>Drinking is degeneracy,
>fighting is human

Humans are degenerates.

stationed on okinawa japan from 18 to 21. drank damn near every single day

OP is just derp as fuck