Walk into bathroom

>walk into bathroom
>see this
Wat do???

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>360 degrees

Pee on the feet

Year after year the same joke in every thread...
Hurr Durr i am retarded

Make her eat all the eggs

newfag

Ask her to point me to the yellow brick road, because I got shit to do.

Ask myself why I'm in the women's bathroom

smelt into bars

Leave, because I'm clearly in the wrong restroom...OR AM I?

lel

I mean, dubs gets.

Is she dead? if yes, fuck it. If not, fuck it anyway.

Did you just assume it's gender?

What joke? How else are you supposed to leave?

Call for help

Step 1) Sit there and ask Sup Forums
Step 2) kys

Tie shoe laces together if applicable, or duct tape legs together

Not all hero's wear capes, you are a fucking gem

I mean. Why not.

Turn 180 degrees and walk backwards

Clean up that grimy floor

Put up the toilet seat

scream out of shock as loud as possible and run the f out of there and call a police.

Fuck you, man. It's tradition. Have some respect.

get my "crime" gloves out of my pocket and phuk itt

Steal shoes.

kek

Lmfao

I get a better one for ya: Steal only ONE shoe

This.

This. Say they were worn by some hot chick and sell them on craigslist or something., it could sell for a lot depending on what neckbeard you find.

And then pass all over the floor. Shit, too, if you can.

Make sure those legs are attached to something. I'll never make that mistake again.

Take her heels and click them together three times.

"Gee lady, you look really wiped out!"

...

Take a shit in her mouth and cum on her tits

Take off her shoes, and shit and cum inside them. and then put them back on her feet

I'd grab her by the pussy.

>implying he doesn't wear a cape regardless

This shit's only been around for a few months you cunt, calm down

>only a few months

End yourself

Take the slippers before you-know-who gets them.