Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

>turn 720 degrees
>walk away

i'll get flamed to end for this but....
walk out. i've got a bad ass wife who is hot af. i'd rather fuck her... actually... why am i even here...

>a bad ass wife who is hot af
if you're on Sup Forums this is not true

Can't say no to that butt.

Call the police

i would shit

Finally its been so Long since I saw a patrycja thread.

Give her some clothes because I dont like womans. Of Course, Im OP

I lost all my Patrycja stuff due to a computer failure.

Ask if she's hungry and hand her a bowl of eggs.

>turn 360,000 degrees
>get dizzy
>puke
>pass out

ever seen it before?

how much did you have?

wonder when a staircase was put in my room

Fap thread when OP??????????
I haven't seen one in months!

Most of her sets. 5, I think. Apparently there's a lot more.

Call up my black bull, have him come over. Stroke my little penis as I watch this magnificent bull drill that pussy

underrated post

Check for penis

black lingerie
white lingerie
leopard panties
on the bed with gold silk sheets
and what else?

kek

...

kek

bait so bad that i'm not even gonna respond with anything other than 2/10 made me respond

> tip fedora
> turn around
> "heh, nothing personal kid"
> teleport behind her
> gut her like a fish with my twin katanas
> bathe in her blood

Her blue-eyes set,
white lingerie,
the OP set,
the set with her on a balcony,
the newer white lingerie set
and the office set.

So 6 sets.

Wip out my willy and get all nilly of course

u initiate fucking it until u realize it's a trap so you take a step back and realize this post was made for a trap loving idiot like you to feel better about himself that he apparently "tricked" straight dudes into wanting to fuck a trap ultimately justifying your love for traps and crowning you straight, whereas you're actually gay. fucking faggot.

which one do you most mourn the loss of.

Pretty much all of them. Depends on the mood.

also which videos have you seen

i don't know if this makes you feel better or worse but while there is more, there isn't a lot more.

Get confused cause this obvious itnst rhe bedroom, wonder where the fuck out am i? Probably im drunk as hell, again, breaking in, in an stranger house, again, then no give a fuck, take my dick out ant star masturbating furiously whit an intese stare at her while i yell her, you want sum fuck?

Can hope and the other girls join

I've obviously been off Sup Forums for ahwile, does anyone know how to shut off the penis enlargement ads

More pictures!

>Take the gum im chewing and plug her arse with it because the last girl farted on my balls before I came and she laughed so hard she nearly crushed my dick with her vicegina.

I don't take chances.

>a bad ass wife who is hot af
Top kek m8

Dubs and underated post

Get the gun out of my dresser.

Fap thread?

Would you, Sup Forums?

is there any reason not to?

all night.

One at a time, please.

Still better pre boob job.
But my dick is still diamonds

She looked tighter too.

Do a 360 and walk the dinosaur.

...

I'm glad you and patrycja returned .

...

Well, its very simple. Put my hand up her ass, rub her asshole and then fuck it. Then throw her away, wait for the next random naked woman to be in my room.

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Guys guys guys!

Guys!

Actually OP doesn't say "enter YOUR bedroom" so... Maybe you're at your friend Kevin's house and his sister is like
>user, can you come in here for a sec
>then you go into HER bedroom
>and she's totally naked
>you can see her butt and everything
>and she's like would you mind spreading some suntan lotion on my back areas because i can't reach so good
>so you're like y-you too
>and she giggles oh user
>then she hands you the suntan lotion
>you go to squirt some on your hands but the cap was barely on and you squeeze out the whole fucking bottle onto your hands and arms and it's all over your polo shirt
>and you're like oh man
>she laughs at you
>user you're such a fucking spaz
>and you're like w-what did i ever do to you
>you go to run to the bathroom to clean up but she kicks your back foot and makes you fall onto the suntan lotion splooge and it smears all over
>ha ha ha ha ha ha
>you turn over to see her standing over you
>spreading open her own privates
>and then she's like you like what you see user
>but it's the first time you've ever seen a girl's parts
>so you just shrug because you wanna be cool about it
>but she ups and pees right onto you while laughing
>and at first you're like wow girls DON'T pee out from their vaj
>and you don't actually know what "vaj" means you just heard some other guys using that word
>but she's still peeing on you
>so you scramble to get away
>and in the hallway is Kevin and a bunch of his friends and his sister's friends and they're all recording you on their phones
>everybody's laughing and pointing and someone throws a cupfull of something on you
>it could be more pee but you don't know
>because you're starting to cry because that was your first time having sex

Not the original, actually.

Huh. Wonder where he went.

Who the fuck is Kevin?

I know where I want to go, though.

Fact

The internet is such shit when you can't find her sets without going through shitty filehosts, dead links and virus-infected ad-pages.

But that body though.. Worth it

No, it's not.

i'll ask if i'm in jack ass

wonder why theirs a stairway in my room

The cousin to Chad Thundercock

...

>"i'm sorry m'lady i thought i was in my room, but it appears i am on a flight of stairs. good day."

You dumb ass you'll be going the same direction because it's just 2 revolutions ... lol

Vagina or butt?

Inside or outside?

Butt outside.

Being this new

Ask if she's a resident in my Complex because I am not allowed to have relationships with residents asthat risks my job as an RA.

new clown

ask her to participate in a contest of sexual endurance

the correct answer.

original OP?

nope, just someone who's been around this shithole for way too long and couldn't miss the opportunity