How does one pick up a flawless British accent?

How does one pick up a flawless British accent?

Lobotomize yourself with a rusty spork. Et voilà!

Conceal and contain your hatred of all living things until you can no longer hold it in

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>a flawless British accent?

Which one?

Received Pronunciation. Do many people speak it in the UK, or do they stick to more regional variants?

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More regional, but it does exist.

Why would you want one? I thought the worst of your compatriots had already swarmed into this country

If you're talking about the whole of the UK, maybe 15-20% will speak in a 'posh' RP accent. It's mostly limited to the south, and even then it's limited to people who don't have the regional accent.

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Watch agatha christie TV programmes and old newsreels, that will help, i think.

Everyone i know speaks in RP

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What county? Guessing you're somewhere in the south, probably somewhere like Surrey. I can only think of one northern person who spoke in RP, no Welsh or Scottish people, a very small percentage (although it does include me) where I am in the Midlands, and then maybe about half of the southerners I've met.

grow up in southern england + dont be from a poor family of primitive savages

watch BBC news all day

Some privately educated Scots speak in RP

Tony Blair for example

No doubt, just I've never met them. The closest I've heard is a fairly posh Edinburgh accent, but even that is still obviously Scottish.

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You give yourself brain damage first

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