Hey Sup Forums, having an existential crisis here. Dubs decides what I do with my life.
Hey Sup Forums, having an existential crisis here. Dubs decides what I do with my life
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WINNER!
Are you white? If so, join the Alt-Right.
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Go to standing rock and try to fight a cop
r u fuckin retarded
Study longevity
Get a job as a bar man
eat your own shit and film it
Learn chinese
this one was so close
Join the military
winnrar!
Start a make up YT channel
public fapping spree
Winrar
It's called mandarin.
its called shut the fuck up you slanted eyes motherfucker
that's an orange or a chicken, dumb ass
Well, OP this is quite decent and doable, have fun private
Ya gotta enlist now bud
OP. Tell us what the crisis is.
Talk to us. give us more information.
Way ahead of you, fam
Been thinking about this actually. What branch?
navy. because you're a faggot.
Don't try to be the smart one in Sup Forums, it never goes well
I'm white, you filthy nigger.
If you're gonna do it, do it all the way and become an officer in the Marine Corps
Three in a row
hmm I was leaning toward Navy, but I see you got dubs
So somthing in STEM
Kek smiles upon us.
The only thing white on you is the semen on your face, queer
There's a helmet for all of us buddy, enlist today
That's twice in a row, so you better make this goddamn country proud OP
marines are cannon fodder
Better a fag than a nigger.
This is now officially a dubs thread
Give me all your money and a blowjob
It's your mom's semen you hetero motherfucker
>your mom's semen
>mom's semen
>mom's
Join the Coast Guard. Pussy
Vaginal fluid is real.
Someone screencap this
>Coast Guard
what do those faggots even do?
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Second this, go big or go home!
further more he should join the marines
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Quints get
go out and have a walk down the street, after that come back in your house and fap into cheesy pizza
Stfu newfag
Mother of Christ let this be bait
end it. unless thats you then show vag and timestamp.
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will me and her have secret sex?
I'll be proud of you, and remember you everyday for your glorious service, OP.
You better come back and visit us, ya hear?
Of course I will, user
So long OP, have fun in whatever branch you decide in the end
Here, let's make you less of a faggot.
1. Study up on HTML, CSS, JavaScript and whatever flavor of the month framework you want (I suggest React, brings in huge consulting money right now).
2. Hit the gym
3. Stop fucking around on Sup Forums. This site is worse than fucking AIDS
4. Once you feel comfortable with doing web development (or hell even before then) start applying to places for a job. Also apply to places like Gigster so you can make additional money on the side.
5. Continue to repeat #4 until you have some sort of steady gig.
6. Continue to be programmer, gain experience, make fuck load buckets of money.
7. Don't get married. Don't have kids. It's not worth it and they'll steal all your money.
8. Buy a nice place after saving up some money. Maybe in the mountains. Buy a couple of guns. Live an amazing life.
9. Have sex with your mother using the muzzle of a shot gun and pull the trigger as she climaxes.
I hope you get put on cock sucking duty OP
Dubs has a plan
leave Sup Forums forever
Buy a shitty camcorder and backpack across Asia making the porno that will redefine amateur porn forever: Asian Buttfuckers 9
The nine is irrelevant. There are no sequels, there are no prequels. Asian Buttfuckers 9 is an infinitely ongoing pornographic experiment the likes of which cannot be defined with mere numbers, and you, the leading man, will be known only as "El Culo Bandit." --The man whose mustache is only surpassed in by his cock in desirability. This is your enigma. This is your legacy.
>el Culo bandit
El Culo Bandito***
Apologies, my Spanish is rusty
Suck cocks. A lot of them. Daily.
Great wisdom from experience
Believe you are squirrelkin. Purchase a giant squirrel costume and never take it off. Act like a squirrel whenever possible.
join a rock roll band or shoot up a place i guess
Honestly go do psychedelics. They helped me out of my six-year existential crisis.
You must also jack off to this, that is if I get dubs