Hey Sup Forums, having an existential crisis here. Dubs decides what I do with my life

Hey Sup Forums, having an existential crisis here. Dubs decides what I do with my life.

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WINNER!

Are you white? If so, join the Alt-Right.

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Go to standing rock and try to fight a cop

r u fuckin retarded

Study longevity

Get a job as a bar man

eat your own shit and film it

Learn chinese

this one was so close

Join the military

winnrar!

Start a make up YT channel

public fapping spree

Winrar

It's called mandarin.

its called shut the fuck up you slanted eyes motherfucker

that's an orange or a chicken, dumb ass

Well, OP this is quite decent and doable, have fun private

Ya gotta enlist now bud

OP. Tell us what the crisis is.

Talk to us. give us more information.

Way ahead of you, fam

Been thinking about this actually. What branch?

navy. because you're a faggot.

Don't try to be the smart one in Sup Forums, it never goes well

I'm white, you filthy nigger.

If you're gonna do it, do it all the way and become an officer in the Marine Corps

Three in a row

hmm I was leaning toward Navy, but I see you got dubs

So somthing in STEM

Kek smiles upon us.

The only thing white on you is the semen on your face, queer

There's a helmet for all of us buddy, enlist today

That's twice in a row, so you better make this goddamn country proud OP

marines are cannon fodder

Better a fag than a nigger.

This is now officially a dubs thread

Give me all your money and a blowjob

It's your mom's semen you hetero motherfucker

>your mom's semen
>mom's semen
>mom's

Join the Coast Guard. Pussy

Vaginal fluid is real.

Someone screencap this

>Coast Guard
what do those faggots even do?

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Second this, go big or go home!

further more he should join the marines

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Quints get

go out and have a walk down the street, after that come back in your house and fap into cheesy pizza

Stfu newfag

Mother of Christ let this be bait

end it. unless thats you then show vag and timestamp.

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will me and her have secret sex?

I'll be proud of you, and remember you everyday for your glorious service, OP.

You better come back and visit us, ya hear?

Of course I will, user

So long OP, have fun in whatever branch you decide in the end

Here, let's make you less of a faggot.

1. Study up on HTML, CSS, JavaScript and whatever flavor of the month framework you want (I suggest React, brings in huge consulting money right now).

2. Hit the gym

3. Stop fucking around on Sup Forums. This site is worse than fucking AIDS

4. Once you feel comfortable with doing web development (or hell even before then) start applying to places for a job. Also apply to places like Gigster so you can make additional money on the side.

5. Continue to repeat #4 until you have some sort of steady gig.

6. Continue to be programmer, gain experience, make fuck load buckets of money.

7. Don't get married. Don't have kids. It's not worth it and they'll steal all your money.

8. Buy a nice place after saving up some money. Maybe in the mountains. Buy a couple of guns. Live an amazing life.

9. Have sex with your mother using the muzzle of a shot gun and pull the trigger as she climaxes.

I hope you get put on cock sucking duty OP

Dubs has a plan

leave Sup Forums forever

Buy a shitty camcorder and backpack across Asia making the porno that will redefine amateur porn forever: Asian Buttfuckers 9

The nine is irrelevant. There are no sequels, there are no prequels. Asian Buttfuckers 9 is an infinitely ongoing pornographic experiment the likes of which cannot be defined with mere numbers, and you, the leading man, will be known only as "El Culo Bandit." --The man whose mustache is only surpassed in by his cock in desirability. This is your enigma. This is your legacy.

>el Culo bandit
El Culo Bandito***

Apologies, my Spanish is rusty

Suck cocks. A lot of them. Daily.

Great wisdom from experience

Believe you are squirrelkin. Purchase a giant squirrel costume and never take it off. Act like a squirrel whenever possible.

join a rock roll band or shoot up a place i guess

Honestly go do psychedelics. They helped me out of my six-year existential crisis.

You must also jack off to this, that is if I get dubs