ITT make me dislike you by saying no more than 5 words

ITT make me dislike you by saying no more than 5 words

I vape for jesus, fam.

want a kale smoothie?

I love a feminine penis

personal pronouns: schlee and schlim

Spare some change?

Clinton should have won it

Mac is better than pc

We should have a recount

Old Sup Forums was better

I'm a gay jew nigger

Weak
I'd love one

You're a big dumb meanie!

I voted for Hillz.

no more than 5 words

Reddit and 9gag is better.

Closer. but your opinion, though bizarre, doesn't fundamentally shake any personal opinions
Best one so far. I think you're a fucking loser and I want your life to be hard

Reddit is better than Sup Forums.

Donald Trump will be great.

I have a Mazda Miata.

This is my favourite comic

carlos vencia is funny

The plight of modern medicine is upon me, it seems!
social darwinism is the antithesis of darwinism not a version of it: the idea that man is to choose who and how may survive, disenfranchising the animalist or animist agents of natural selection, be it "negative" (reduction of life or creation of death) or "positive" (creation of life or reduction of death)
truth is, modern medicine is betrayal of evolutionary social solar system environment, artificial evolution implies in-actuality devolution not undermining but subsidizing chronic disease - there is disease in ease
sickness is foremost an indicator of health, cancer an appropriate reaction to cigarettes and chlorified chicken nuggets, teeth falling out a sign: you've eaten enough, someone else's turn! ever seen a toothless old man smile?
surgical removal of belly fat, grease floods the room like opening up corn silo with electrical axe-saw, woman in circus tent dress riding fattie coaster into subway train as tires ache, smothering smal child with buttocks
old man in suit and tie, robotic movements of artificial joints and limbs, plasticised botox face of wax figure, eager to conquer death living mechanical life on the moon, no smiling, only endless grey desert he dreams while absentmindedly from painkillers carving thanksgiving turkey at family Xmas dinner with help black servant in natura, knife slips and hits skin, green blood spurts across table, hits small grand2-daughter's face disintegrates at the touch of it
mechanical hips dance the penicillin polka; falsely diagnosed schizophreniacs chained to asylum walls electronic shock treatment tango or the ritalin rumba
technology advances laws revert and disgorge over and about themselves, driving under the influence comes to be no longer a felony but a prequisite to getting drivers' licenses approved, toothpaste pizza and morphine cola come with movie ticket, limbs amputate spontaneously as man is sphere of flesh in atomic wheelchair mind cataclysm.

I'll throw a bum some change, no biggie
Shoulda woulda coulda ( this did kinda irk me I won't lie. 5/8)

Vaccines cause autism

I just love nigger dick

I use What're

I'll throw a bum some change no biggie
Shoulda woulda coulda (this one did irk me a bit. Well done 5/8)

Eating meat IS murder

I'm still with Her

Neither one can make me happy so I have no horse in this race
It coulda been. I first stumbled here 10 years ago and I think the chan and I evolved parasitically

I am a democratic socialist

Lenny kravitz, you're okay in my books

Animals are autistic soulless husks

Lil kleine fucking sucks ass

I support the alt right

I kinda hate you for saying hillz. 6/8
Actually you did it with just a picture you fucking loser 6/8

Your improper English makes me hate you more than anything 7/8. Never been to 9gag
>implying facts offend me

I shit in the shower.

Absolute top kek m8

Can't hate, I got a dui and Uber everywhere
Urggg take it back now you hear me

I didnt vote for Hillary

I know this is some meta reference but it's over 5 words

I kinda hate you but I don't plan on having kids and no one I know is autistic so I don't really give a frogs fat ass

Still have n64 cuz vintage.

What're you tryna say?