Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt4

Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt4

Heres a pretty open secret. You weren't expecting me to rise to the occasion with this living alone stuff did you

moms friend fongered me in the bakc of my moms car

>rise to the occasion
No dick jokes

I am the Sup Forums killer and I killed question guy but someone keeps postings these shitty confessions thread and they will die next.

Bot, you're quick.

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

We ha sec all ve rets?

M or F? Started as rape and ended as a new kink?

Did he suck you too?

f, it did started with him being quite forceful and me trying to stay quiet and not get other people to notice what he was doing
i assume ^that^ should answer your question

new developments? last time you said something about a party right before thread died

My friend and his wife have a shaky marriage, recently a female friend came down for vacation and she clearly has a thing for him. The wife is irritated and jealous but rains cordial at face value but talks mad shit behind their backs.

The wife irritates me some times but get along 90% of the time, she has an adorable face, slight stomach chub but a booty to kill for and a great rack.

I fantasize about her separating from him and using me for comfort, I'd love to bury deep in her and grind that fat ass.

>being quite forceful
Was it rappy or just rougher then you were ready for? Rappy to kink is my bag. Just a new found kink is not bad either.
>get other people
Was this in public? Shit is getting more fappable by the second.

>no gf
>no diploma or ged
>no money atm (startup was dissolved due to cuck partner)
>no license and definietly no car
>living with parents
>lost most friends this year (fucked me over)
>very succesful year financially but didnt save a damn thing
>feeling lost as far as my goal goes

working on new startup as we speak (funded already), going to write the GED coming up here, and get my license and a vehicle hopefully. other than that I am doing good. hopefully after I get my shit together this weird emptiness feeling will go away. not sure what i am chasing but will find out when i get the essentials out of the way. any Sup Forumsros relate? AMA

Pics or you're a fag.

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it was my first time doing anything so i wasn't expecting it to be rough at all as a first time, it was kind of in public, the movie theater was pretty empty though

>fantasizing about being put in the friendzone

Only on Sup Forums

You're first bj was in a theater and it was a facefuck?
Fuck, I forgot. Pic w/ timestamp or some pussy shot or ass/pussy shot. whatever.

I know people who browse Sup Forums, they'd recognize so no. I'm not here to feed you fap material

I used to be an internet prostitute... I used to have cyber sex and phone sex with people for in game secondlife money.
I am in a relationship now, one that doesn't let me do it anymore.
But I miss it, I miss being a gross internet slut, I miss fucking around with tons of random guys, in an avatar that is basically the body I wish I had.

>when friend zone now includes getting to fuck the girl

Only on Sup Forums

need some extra cash? we can make that happen for you.

i.. well.. i wouldn't put it in those word but i guess that explains it pretty well yes

i sucked cock for money when i was student ...

bi dude here ...

Were you in that secondlife movie?

As long as you didn't get the herps, what's the harm? Green text?

No... which is odd because I was pretty well known and was in the pockets of a lot of big store owners.

>POST
>UPDATE
>PLEASE

some of us are hanging out to find out if you've been facefucked again

I'm transgender and fucking despise transgender people. The vast majority are attention seeking fags with no goal other than to be a nuisance. They make the rest of us look bad and I quite honestly wish they'd fall off the face of the earth

God I just wish something interesting would happen. I want something to hit me out of left field.

Set off a bomb at my school or something jesus fuck

There's no secret that you must be retarded to write something in a book

Did this experience just happen to you?

I'm gay.

My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.

Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.

>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"
>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room

It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.

What do I do?

sorry :S i was able to get in a room with him like i said last time but i was way too shy to make the first move so we talked about stupid thing for a good 10-15 minutes at first
im not sure i understand your question

>We talked about stupid thing for a good 10-15 minutes at first
and what happened after that 15 minutes user

How long ago was your first time/first face fuck?
also: pic w/ timestamp or whatever.

> Be me student 17 to 22 yo
> Need money
> Started in 2000, ended in 2005
> Discovered caramail and people selling sex services to get money
> tried it
> found this first guy, 40yo, earn something like 40$
> found several other ones, then got a kind of network
> didnt have to use caramail anymore
> they just called me when they needed a blow
> could suck for 100 $ of dick each week at least, 200 on best weeks
> one day, one man wanted to fuck me in the ass, said no, he insisted, said no, he really insisted, said no, told me he will pay 600$, said yes and he fucked me
> didnt like it and it was the last time i did that
> drop the whoring phone number
> still occasionnally suck it until the end of my studies, but only with people found on the net, no phone anymore

during a silence in the conversation he just asked at what point i was going to get to work since he knew why i was here, to which i just shut up, blushed and said now if he didnt mind
it happend about 2 months ago now i think or something something like 50-60 days

i want to have sex with mari.

I am trans, but am ugly so I am not going to transition

you're going to need to go into the next bit in plenty of detail for us user.

>time Flys when you're a faggot

Top kek

Tell him to respect you . Make it clear that you deserve to be treated equally , constitutionally.

i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.

1) Nobody in my family knows i eat glass and breath fire in my spare time.
2) i hate only 1 of my bosses purely because she is a god damn moron
3) i steal even if i have the money for an item
4) sometimes i steal womens underwear from cloths lines or their house
5) if i need a little extra help studying i abused sudafed

i dont think im really that great at green texting or telling that kind of story but i'll do my best.

he told me that i only had to kneel down and pull down his pants, to which i complied since i was already getting excited and worried about the whole thing

How did you cook her? Was it a BBQ or like a slow cooker type prep?

my mom's car tried to father me when i was sitting in the back of my friend's mom.

its okay, we know its all made up anyway. I'm just along for the ride.
just do your best user.

slow and gentle.

you could start by not fucking copypasta others greentext you little faggot fairy.

pretty sure thats from a movie or sumthin...

he mostly just leaned back while sitting at the edge of the bed while i was on my knees between in legs, his pants at his ankles while i was fiddling in his underwear to pull his dick out to stroke it

I killed a man in '88

I relate to this user. I've met many trans people who were only attention-seeking fags.

Gay, treated equally? Constitutionally?

>hahahahahahahahahahahahzhahahaha

I hope your dad fucks you

user, how old are you?
Who is this dude to you?

>I killed a man in '88
That man was you. Is this how you come out to everyone?

he's a pretty close friend of mine and im totally of legal age

They're so god damn self-absorbed! All I want to do is live my life in peace, and yet these asshats have to have their fucking parades and their drag shows. They prance around making sure everyone knows their different and then complain when people take offense at it!

I collect pissjugs

I've done it now for over 20 years

I've been cheating on my wife of nearly ten years with a girl in college.

Spoiler alert.

We've fallen in love.

one of this is actually true:

1- i hate my gf and im gonna brake up with her soon.

2- i am a homosexual.

3- i fucked my youngest sister when she was 12 and fucked her until she was 19.

>ah, feels good to get that out.

Do you intend to get into a relationship with him user?

>he's a pretty close friend of mine
A john
>and im totally of legal age
Underage prostitute.

Gotcha!

>i hate my gf
I didn't know dogs have girlfriends. I thought they had bitches.

I was my secondary school cumslut. By 15 I had the reputation that I would suck any guys cock, because I would. I loved feeling a cock pulse and throb as it came in my mouth. Most of the other girls hated me, I wasn't one of the popular girls, but found my niche as a cocksucker.

i honestly have no idea, i dont really know what im hoping from it but i guess im happy with how its going for now
not sure what a john is and im not a prostitute but.. sure.. totally that

Thanks for sharing man, tall about a porn fantasy, more so for the guys receiving, especially the guy who took your black cherry

she threatened to throw away my pissjugs so I smashed her Granny's dolls and scalped the wigs to keep my jugs warm on long winter nights

one of you kids is going to have to post a tit

Well I'm fine with the parades and drag shows. I meant more the ones that constantly scream about their dysphoria and act as if being trans is the only aspect of their lives and like theres nothing else to worry about. I literally can't even afford to think about being trans most of the time because I don't even have a fucking house to live in.

What the hell is going on

Not a kid anymore, 24 now.

My secret would be that I sometimes dream or fantasize about kidnapping my best friend and keeping him to myself forever, so that no one not even his girlfriend can stop us from being together forever. I'd make him love me back and show him nothing but love and pleasure.

I feel guilty for possibly screwing up someones life because i was feeling spiteful that day towards them for what they had said/done to me.

of course, that is why you are going to post tits legally

I collect pissjugs

all shapes and sizes

sometimes I decorate them

wut?

How old are you? Suicide might be your only option dude.

w/ timestamp

I'm sure they/she/he has forgiven/forgotten/holds onto it.

just saying but you sound desperate as fuck

guilty of this. i am pretty sadistic when it comes to shit like that. you fuck me over i hit the whiteboard on how to ruin your life. whats wrong with me

I have anxiety saying hi/ bye to people. I usually almost never say it first, I'll only say it if someone says it to me. I don't know why I get so anxious about it but whatever.

There's this girl who's cute as all fuck and I really like her a lot. We're just on friendly acquaintance terms, we talk on rare occasions. Today, I saw her, felt the drop in my stomach of nervousness but swallowed it, and said "Hey, femanon!" She replied, "Oh hey user!" kind of taken off guard.

I was proud of myself, I actually said hi to the girl I like.

Later, I go on twitter, she posts (reworded so that it's unsearchable through google) "I don't know I have a limit. If you stop saying hi and ignore me every time, I'm not gonna say hi when you suddenly decide to acknowledge me."

I just... I don't have any words for this.

Just want to make sure you know what type of guy before you continue sucking his dick. Could be an asshole and tell everyone how much of a slut you are, may even try to take pics of you in the act and share them. Be careful user.

>obviously new to this thread

thats what she was worried about in the first place and was so nervous about taking it this far you autistic faglord

Tits are fantastic. I will not be ashamed of loving them.

don't have to be so mean to him, he might have just not heard what happend before and i kind of expect that kind of comment on here

Underage detected

I'm with other user, this story has no lead in for no neckbeards. So, if you're wizardly ass could fill in a few details then everyone could be on the same page with her story.

Anyone who says tits or gtfo is often nothing more than a thirsty autistic faggot.

But she did say hi?

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and what makes you think that

If I was still that school cumslut I would likely have been a complete camwhore with todays tech, but that part of my life is left behind (though I still remember it fondly) so no pics from me. Sorry

no, if I have to lurk 12 hours a day to know whats going on you faggots do too

I fantasize about convincing straight guys into giving up their ass to me, and slowly penetrating them and after several minutes of pounding them, they begin moaning out in pleasure. I fill them, they cum from prostate stimulation and they keep cummin back for more.

how would you plan on convincing a straight guy to do that?