How do we destroy
the moon Sup Forums?
How do we destroy
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poke it with a really really long stick
help spread more wildfires across USA. we need more exciting news
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how long is your long stick?
Shove it up your butt
Probably machine guns
Faggot, you eed t finish
first get a really lonmg stick
then use the stick to push the moon out of orbit and into the sun's direction
the moons goes into the sun
lions
bend over and I'll show ya
You would need 1,000,000
lions to kill the moon
That short?
Start looking for lions then
clone lions
We must call Bruce Willis and his band of faggots to take care of it.
that was the plan user, you have any long sticks? we can join forces and ducttape all sticks to make a long long stick
2 inches won't satisfy me
Bruce Willis has faggots?
nudge it into the earth's roche limit.
why not destroy the sun instead?
>we can join forces and ducttape all sticks to make a long long stick
This. The moon will never expect it?
Who else would follow him to the moon to kill it?
Call this guy.
attack it during the day
Tell it
Nice feet
Goood.
Op tried that but things got too hot for him to handle.
kek
Fresh falangellys
It's simple: We kill the Batman.
But if we destroy the moon, it wins.
actually you can show the lions how to have sex with more lions saving the cost of cloning
we have the element of surprise on our side! let's do this anons
Not if op makes it destroy itself by mooning it.
we put niggers on the moon
What about we put the moon on niggers?
This is the first realistic solution in the thread.
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This guy knows whats up.
If they are dark
enough, we won't
even see the moon
Tell the Jews the moon is made of shekels.
No he know what is down.
This would have been
the best way to do the
Apollo missions cheaply.
They spent a fortune
getting white people to
come back safely.
had
The amount of crime if his plan gets put into action.
requires considerably more lions. We're starting small here.
#blacklivesareexpendable
If cow doesn't manage to jump over the moon then it lands on moon.
Make cow fat first. Bye bye moon.
If we destroyed the moon we would destroy the Planet Earth.
However, we could destroy the "idea" of the moon.
With advanced holographics we could simply block the moon out so we could no longer see it.
After that destroy all written articles, audio and visual material relating to the moon and wait.
After a few generations the memory of the moon will be wiped out of the human physce for the overwhelming majority of the Human race.
Then one day the President unlocks a time capsule with the code too turn off the holographic projector ..and...
World Wide Mindfuck.
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Tell me more about your advance technologies user can we do with niggers also but have no code to turn back on
Fuck you, cunt. The Moon is beautiful. It's our guiding light in the darkness that surrounds us. And unlike the harsh sun with light that harms us in so many ways, the Moon is gentle and cares for us. It loves us so much that it's always facing us. It's gravitational pull is like a gentle embrace that rocks us like a mother does her child. Keeping our oceans from freezing over. The Moon is a blessing. It will always be there for us in our time of need. Blessing of the Moon upon our journey.
They would trash the technology.but here is the tech
>pic related
Won't work, they'll just kill eachothers, because niglets doesn't have laws or common sense
We could block the view of the moon with your mom
Just cover the moon with a big black cock.
load a single feminist in a canon and launch it at the weak point of the moons feet
it will explode into a million different pieces
BOOM!
its new fishing in Janus
send a laser beam from the tippy top of the pyramids to destroy planet moon
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Hey now, no need for that.
1) Cover moon with niggers
2) Wait until everyone forgets.
3) Tell niggers the only watermelon
left is on the sun.
4) Kentucky Fried Niggers.
No crime. Mindfuck
>Blow up Earth
>Moon will be released from Earth's gravity
>Moon will drift into sun
> inserts humans
tada! They've done a great job fucking this planets fart box.
Magnets.
With this guy
Flood the moon with newfags and it will be destroyed. It worked with Sup Forums.
Collide it with the Earth. That will surely defeat it, right? It has never happened before, right?