Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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カラミチーマス

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Avatarfags get out of my thread

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This is the kind of life I want to live. This is the kind of life I deserve.

Move to Kenya

fake duke

That's me, avatarfag Chen.

Am real Chen btw look at my namesync. 100%.

I am a huge fuck up that everyone eventually hates.

me too thanks

Burkina Faso would be more suitable for garbage. Burkina Faso is the worst place in Africa.

>people don't know that chen is too based to care about this thread or his reputation

me too thanks

Yeah this.

Time for me to pass out mid conversation with several people

I like to put trash on my head and body.

Maybe you aren't drinking enough?

You are all diseased.

On the other side or just 5K kilometers away, there isn't that much difference.

This is me irl.

16,141/40,075 km

Okay, shut the hell up now.

Chen's indifference towards this thread makes me hard as fuck.

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t chen

Of course is me.
Look at my namesync

Samefag

Probably someone who cares too much how chen is seen by this thread lol

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Yeah this.

CHEN DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK HE'S TOO BUSY WITH HIS FRIENDS SMOKING WEED AND BEING SUCCESSFUL IN SCHOOL AND TRAVELLING. JEEZ DON'T YOU KNOW HE'S BETTER THAN YOU, YOU BORING CUNT. REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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Seems like Chen still triggers everyone in this thread eh?
What a funny guy. Haven't changed at all

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you ceiling fags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH IMAGE.JPG BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking Sup Forums? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.

Travel to Portugal on Christmas.

Look at you cunt, projecting this hard. I don't give 2 shits who you think you are but nobody really cares about idiots like you on these threads.

I haven't seen that copypasta before
kek

Only if we fuck.

I'm quite similar, PDD NOS not Asperger's though.

>homura thinking that triggered faggot is chen

what's up yuno

Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?

You've created yet another vehicle for "ceiling" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this Waifu thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some conversations with my fellow anons by creating a Waifu thread on Sup Forums! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking Chen meme posting ceiling faggot.

And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any Waifu thread, any one AT ALL in the past month, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something conersational gets posted. But then the inevitable: ceiling poster arrives. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.

Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of some shitty hand writing and other image.jpgs. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same old school Sup Forums images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating Waifu threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every Waifu is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this ceiling shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing Sup Forums." You should be ashamed of yourself.

Alice2 claimed!

Suckers!

I've heard it was a movie

You can't even copy his writing style,lol

Creating new bullshit pastas on the fly is hard. This circlejerk train is over. You're uninteresting as fuck dude.

...is what I'd say if I didn't have anything better to do. This is why I'm so sad, but it's never going to fucking change. I feel like that 'ive been holding it in for so long' guy is real and he's actually just me in the future. What if I'm from the future, then had amnesia and all my memories replaced. Shit that would be trippy as fuck.

I don't wear a tin foil hat but this is actually a possibility. They're probably sending a guy to my house right now to end me because I found out the truth.

Chen, what the hell? You youve only dropped in every so often and its all just to call people names (especially that chara guy), chat with like one guy, and brag about your achievements. I know that studying might take a toll on you but if you really have friends, just call one of them!

Who the fuck wrote this

CHEN DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK HE'S TOO BUSY WITH HIS FRIENDS SMOKING WEED AND BEING SUCCESSFUL IN SCHOOL AND TRAVELLING. JEEZ DON'T YOU KNOW HE'S BETTER THAN YOU, YOU BORING CUNT. REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>who the fuck wrote this

Who the fuck are you to ask that sort of shit. FUCK OFF.

Don't you realise what sort of insensitive shit you're writing or does it just slip out?

This is why you have no fucking friends.

Alice2 belongs to me.


All other claims are false.

Go Satan

Yeah dude totally like 100% why wouldn't I man? You're a good friend yeah man a gooood friend there's nobody like you. People give too much fucks about it man so just let it be for real man its fiiiine just keep it real peace out dude.

fags trying to impersonate chen gone crazy real fast
click this add to see how

Boing doing baby it's what goes up comes down bones a rattlin' chatterin' you spin my right round like dj khaled is a fucking nigger whats g ceiling whats up down turn around put your hands up to the sound im like heyo heya pump it pump it real fine fam we tylo just chillin JUST not even trying at this point fireeeee

Retards trying to steal Alice2 from me gone crazy fast

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This is what happens when everyone in the thread hates you. In the end you end up posting copypasta and replying to yourself. Having fun Chen?

yes

>people trying to make chen look bad when he is already the user with the worst reputation
logic pls

Samefag

samefag

what was yuno?

Does everyone really hates Chen?

REAL hot asin babs wating for u COCK
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That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.

kill me yuno

are you still here yuno

Has Chen Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

show me a pic of your bedroom ceiling yuno

cut me miku

Someone tell me how this Chen became hated

have you ever been cut by yuno before yuno

chen did nothing wrong yuno

trigger me yuno

Out of pasta so I'ma write my own, write my own, write my own. It comes down to the bone outta juice on my phone, gonna sit alone, staring into unknown.

suck me yuno

Why is Chen hated

new phone, who this yuno

because chen is a meanie yuno

i created all waifu pasta yuno

Why so people want to be like chen

do you like being a fag yuno

because chen is cool yuno

have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction with me yuno

do you like autists yuno

Sachi's a bit knit right now bit lit right now inna fit right now finna spit right now life is shit right now.

this thread is not the same without chen
now is filled with chen haters who try to be like him
boring

why is waifu so dead yuno

why do people not make sense yuno

chen is just a faggot who takes threads too seriously yuno

who do you hate most in /waifu/ yuno

where are you right now yuno

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this thread is not the same without chen
Chen doesn't need this thread
This thread needs chen,seriously

nigger yuno

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are you a nigger yuno

Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.

tell me yuno