It's that time again, where you can ask a real asian guy anything. Go nuts. AMA

It's that time again, where you can ask a real asian guy anything. Go nuts. AMA.

Why do you think that anyone cares?

a cheen cham peen wee?

the past has proven that faggots far and wide are curious.

the weird thing is you actually made a sentence.

No one fucking cares that you are a gook.

you sound like a smelly slant eyed slope faced dirty yello nigger
Asian men are like black women, it's just a really undesirable mix of race and gender. Asian men are also just really fucking annoying, they're either total nerds with autistic social skills and no awareness or they're basically niggers.

I know but thx for talking to me baby

kek. coat your bait in chinese mustard and try again, i may bite.

>implying that being a rice nigger makes you interesting

Why won't you just kill yourself?

Why do so many asian people don't have any kind of empathy?

what's it like to be an inbred small dick cuck?

I'm korean so..not sure? can you give an example? i can go from there if you show me what you mean.

Why did you pearl Harbour?

been to a few too many bbc threads, have ya? it's ok..calm your tits, we're all average

I'm not Japanese nor am I 90+ years old, I didn't do shit. Glad it happened though, and if you're American you should be happy too.

At what age do you start learning karate?

>quads
fucking hell..ok truth serum time.
fuck you i'm not a jp retard. i did, however, grow up learning kyuudo and wing chun soft-style since i could walk it seems. it's important in my family.

You are asian. You have super power of concealment and age manipulation-

p.s. i said kyuudo b/c nobody seems to know gakgung where i am. same thing though.

why is kimchi so fucking delicious?

we live forever, that's true. drop a nuke, we'll be ok. anyways.

dude, if you like it, you should try making it. no shit you will be in heaven. it's a cool thing, salting the cabbage, prep, etc...eat the rewards. and you don't turn in to a giant fatass like white ppl. win-win.

i haven't found the right fish sauce yet. i've made about 5 batches, but i'm not happy with it yet.

sounds like you're suffering from a case of the faggots. just buy some.

i'm mexican, so i like doing shit the hard way. it doesn't help that i don't know what the fuck i'm doing.

wtf, cry yourself a river...
pour tequila on it and the sauce will be fine.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT ASIANS HAVE TINY DICKS, JUST LIKE BLACKS. JEWS MADE UP THE LIE THAT BLACKS HAVE BIG COCKS AND WHITES DON'T, MAYBE THAT'S WHY I FUCK YOUR GOOK WOMEN WITH MY 7 INCHES

interesting concept, kimchi with agave flavor. you're brilliant!

THAT'S AMAZING BUT WHY SO MAD

Too bad you weren't born a woman OP otherwise you'd probably be worth something if not an asian fuck toy

that sounds horrific but bonus points for thinking outside the box..

kekx10000%
you think b/c i'm here or something, that i'm not successful?

You're in the wrong place to state you're of any ethnicity but white, friend. This place is filled to the brim with insecure hardcore white supremacists, so you're delusional to think that you're going to get anything but racial hostility.

Well, if you're on Sup Forums at all, chances are you've failed at life, or are going to fail at it.

Lol it doesn't matter if you're the #1 neurosurgeon in Chinatown, gook. Your women will choose my BWC over you every single time

Proving that guy's point

damn..well i guess it's a good thing asian communities exist, where you'd never get past the front door even in usa. I get the feeling you don't know 'asians' well, nor their home bases. korean/japanese are gods. chinese is great i a sense. everything else is trash; however all asians know that whites and niggers are even worse than trash. have fun with that.

you'd usually be right, fair enough.

OP, why are Asians naturally good with numbers and martial arts? Is it because your eyes slant in such an angle that you can see the vertical sets of green numbers tumbling down that make up the matrix and thus have a natural cold computer-like understanding math and innate martial arts abilities?

We see and understand patterns, and aren't idiots. that simple.

Was being flippant and your response has brought me no joy. Just what I expect from you people. Have a good day sir.

>flippant
that's cute. cold and calculating wins. learn it or continue to fail.

you dont really win, i just thought you might prove the stereotype wrong and have a sense of humor. thats what i get for trying to see the best in people.

Cold, calculating, humorless SMALL ASIAN PENIS vs sociable, passionate, charming BWC. No wonder asian girls flock to us

how does being nice make all white ppl have a huge penor?

What mixture of yellow are you?

where should i move as austrian male (good looking fit shape) to start a pornstar career and fuck tons of gyaru sluts? help me out friend

>gyaru
japan i guess. of course you'll be kicked out of japan for not being able to provide a work visa...but hey it was fun, right?