i have never had a girlfriend or kissed or even held hands with one.
all my friends have girlfriends and they make out with them in front of me and go places, and all I do is sit here at home playing No Man's Sky all day long and posting on here.
how do i girlfriend like this?
Kevin Kelly
Delet this
Henry Young
Don't play no mans sky, Also hookers.
Noah Morales
>how do i get a gf with my acne problem?
You don't. Unless she literally lives in a garbage dump, any girl will vomit at the thoughts of touching you.
First you get rid of that acne (stop rubbing pizza across your face every day and wash occasionally), THEN you get a girlfriend.
Ayden Wilson
See a dermatologist?
You're not going to have acne forever.
Ryder Cruz
You dont. Delete this. Disgusting
Leo Cox
Dont fucking eat trash and drink soft drink all day you pc dweller
William Allen
Stop marinating in your shut-in stew and get sunlight. The sun will help your acne. Also charcoal-based face scrubs and stuff like proactiv/neutrogena will help.
Don't pop your face zits or youll be left with scars of varying degrees.
If you live by a beach, go swim in the ocean some. The water's said to have antiseptic and healing properties.
Hydrate yourself a lot to maximize your immune system and make your skin healthier. I'm not talking hydrating with soda or juice. I mean water.
Speaking of soda; no more of it. Ever. Period. That goes with anything sugary. Candy, cake, any sweets. Gone. No more. Not even the yearly birthday cake.
Hit the gym to offset your acne-ridden self with a sweet physique. The ladies may look past your acne. Besides, gym-going with proper nutrition and hydration is going to improve your health tenfold.
If any of that is too hard, then you'll be dealing with acne for awhile for being so unmotivated. Good luck.
Christian Green
i dont like going outside. people stare and make me feel like shit. they cant even look at my eyes when they talk to me.
Nathaniel Morales
Do you know what causes your acne?
I developed acne around the age of 15 or 16 and it kept getting worse. Aged 24 I found that it was being caused by an allergy to dairy products. I quit eating dairy completely, and about 2 weeks later was almost entirely acne free.
Asher Howard
Confidence is key. It's not your acne that's the problem, it starts with you justifying your lack of a mate with it.
Dominic Gutierrez
A good start would be to not stay at home glued in front of the screen all day. If you're looking for a woman that is not where they're at. Go get a hobby that involves neing around people.
Hudson Torres
just use accutane
Kayden Gonzalez
Then stop being such a beta or you can look like johnny depp and get no women ever.
Fuck everybody else. They can kiss your ass, dude. If you're outside to get that sweet vitamin d to better yourself, then whatever. They can go fuck themselves.
Stop caring what everyone thinks and giving up. Your lifestyle won't cut it in the real world and you know it. That's why you're asking Sup Forums for help. You knew you'd get responses like this so deal with the fact that you have to get off your ass, fuck the world, get fit and pretty, and slay pussy. You can be a walking success story. Try hard enough and you'll outdo anyone you know. Don't try and you'll be stuck like that for as long as you choose to be.
Nicholas Campbell
Ugh.... you're fucking disgusting...... You're playing No Men's sky!?
Luke King
I had really bad acne most of my life and it was'nt because of what I was eating or drinking like some people think. If it is that bad I would suggest trying Proactive, literally the only thing that worked for me, and then going to a dermatologist. He can give you enough creams/pills to help.
Luis Hughes
>No mans sky theres your problem
Ethan Garcia
you eat like shit.That's why you have acne.Cut the sugar and replace it with tasty fruit,eat your veggies you knwo the drill.
Working out might also help.
Austin Green
A LOT of that shit is in your head. Trust me, more people than you think had to deal woth acne problems in their life. Some needed surgery.
Acne is a normal thing. Shit happens. Fix it.
Also take up some sort of sport. Boxing is great for self-confidence. And trust me, nobody is going to judge you. Just get out of the house. Shit, go on long, aimless walks or something.
Isaiah Allen
i know its popular for people to rag on it all the time, but i think its one of the best exploration games out right now. i really like it.
Jack Thompson
depends how old you are, I had terrible acne from when I was 13 until I was 16, suddenly stopped one day, I still get the occasional pimple some times but my face is no longer acne covered, also the acne scars disappeared by themselves
Owen Moore
its easy to say all that and act really confident when you dont have this problem.
Anthony James
dont eat any carbohydrates for a month and see if it goes away. sugar, energy drinks, corn flakes, pasta, noodles and the rst is all very bad since the bacteria feeds on all the excess sugar and grow uncontrollably
Liam Hall
Acne is a serious issue, and ignore those who think it's caused because "you don't wash your face enough". And yes, don't expect to have people talk to you if you have acne that bad. I say this even as a girl that had mild acne, my friends would ask me why "I didn't drink enough water" (when I actually did). The dermatologists will put you on Accutane and I didn't want that kind of pain so I used advice from the internet to cure myself. Stress was my biggest trigger, what's yours? - Start taking multivitamins -Use tea tree oil in your bath water and on your face -CUT OUT THE JUNK FOOD -Use the water drinking reminder apps if you need it -Get enough sleep and exercise regularly -Use scar removal creams or get chemical peeling done if it's not going -Be confident and never give up, you alone are responsible for your life Don't let acne defeat you, good luck!
Nolan Turner
Betadine. It's an anti-bacterial soap available without a prescription.
Blake Garcia
>How do I, an un attractive person, get a woman to be attracted to me?
Yea... it doesn't work that way, braille face.
Jose White
Ready for me to save your life?
1) put girls on hold you'll have plenty of time for that seriously relax
2) Go to a dermatologist and get Accutane
3)Change your diet to eat healthier things working out wouldn't hurt either
4) go outside more for vitamin D or even take some over the counter
5) any new pimples come up put rubbing alcohol on it
Easton Williams
>playing No Man's Sky quality bait
Jayden Martinez
1. Wash face 2. Use different pillowcase every night 3. Change diet. Eat clean, no sugar, no grease 4. Work out (if acne doesn't go away at least you'll have something) 5. Don't take hot showers 6. Go to a doctor 7. Get a high paying job and find a 'sugar baby'
a combination of these things will work OP
Jackson Sullivan
Stop drinking fucking pop. That's a shit ton of acne right there. And go out and buy a bar of organic soap AND WASH YOUR FACE WITH IT
Luis Morales
This is the user you replied to. I was never quite as bad, but I was really close. I'm also the user thay gave you that giant spiel above. That's everything in the book my friend. Take it or leave it. If you want to sit around and make excuses, fine. But you won't get ANY better if you do. Maybe a few years of doing nothing will scrub away your acne like it does for some people, but I actively had to make mine go away.
I'm abandoning thread. I recommend saving what I told you so you have it for when you hit "fuck it." I'm not going to try to convince you further if you aren't receptive to advice. Good luck user, godspeed
Jose Wright
Try actually showering once in a while
Cameron Garcia
See, the problem isn't acne. Its that your fucking skin is peeling off. At this point you probably need to rip off the rest of your normal skin so it can all grow back in the same shade of color.
Aaron Cox
femanon here, honestly any girl worth keeping wont care about acne, especially girls who also have it. maybe go for more "undesirable" girls, not that one white girl with huge titties and lots of friends. people who know you dont look at you and see gross acne, they just see you, unless they are judgemental dick heads
not gonna post my tits so ill gtfo now
Owen Lee
Fairly easy but you must swear yourself to Lord trump only then will you receive your 99 virgins
David Garcia
>No Man's Sky
Kayden Jones
You'll grow out of it, No Boy's Sky
Cameron Jackson
Newfags stop replying, it's copypasta
Alexander Hernandez
vitamin e
Luis Collins
pour gasoline on it
Easton Cruz
i dont want to date obese women. im not fat, or ugly, just have acne.
Liam Moore
Take zinc Supplements, eat/drink less sugar,drink much water. Should help.
Camden Roberts
Shit clears up yo. Get some Proactive if you're concerned. Confidence is the absolute main trait you need to have. Confidence without coming off as creepy. Play a fucking guitar and get good at it. Learn some douchey indy acoustic love songs and just start playing places. >Alternatively you can spread tumors about how acne is the result of overly active hormones and it makes you have a massive cock.
Jackson Wright
I've seen this thread a million times
Brayden Garcia
Nice and all but be honest. Physical attraction is part of any relationship. You may just be too young or inexperienced or both to realize this. Clean your face and get your ass outside OP
Jose Ward
>playing No Man's Sky all day
There is your problem, playing shit tier videogames.
Liam Hughes
i said undesirable, not obese
Grayson Wright
Really, OP? They make out with each other and your face is hanging out with them, killing the mood? Selfish bastard.
Nathan Perry
Surprisingly decent advice from a femannon, in translation a girl is allways obtainable, if you are willing to lower your standards she dosent have to be ugly just willing to date you. Honestly I fart on my gf and make fun of her pimples all the time, I haven't left her cause she has acne.
Daniel Powell
i have acnee too, i keep it under control with meds, go see a goddamned dermatologist. Stop moping around, you have a skin condition, get it fixed
Benjamin Jenkins
peal skin, then apply some Sulphur soap everyday
Chase Gonzalez
Find a girl with a similar acne problem.
One day you'll both outgrow your acne, you'll be a hot and sexy couple, and everyone else will wish they had snagged you earlier.
Kevin Kelly
Go get a job Get lots of money Spend that money on strangers in bars Easy women are attracted to the smell of money being spent Easy women will want your D, and by D I mean Dollars This becomes more obvious the older you get as women who start wanting to settle down will also judge you on the assets you have.
You could have all the pimples in the world, but if you also got that dolla dolla billz ya'll, easy ladies will follow the money trail.
Ayden Thompson
Changing hormones cause acne, which is why so many young people get it during puberty. These hormones stimulate the glands in your pores to make more oil, which can clog your pores. Luckily there are some good acne treatments available today. Here's what you need to know about getting rid of acne.
Start With Over-the-Counter Acne Treatments
The main ingredients to look for in acne products are benzoyl peroxide and salicylic acid. “Products that contain salicylic acid unplug the pores and those with benzoyl peroxide are mild anti-inflammatories and also kill or stop bacteria from growing.
Don't overdo it. “Using any more than two acne products is just going to dry you out and make it worse. Avoid skin care products with alcohol, which can irritate your skin, causing outbreaks. And never pick, scratch, pop, or squeeze blemishes. It can make acne worse, and lead to skin infections that may leave scars.
Do Daily Facial Care
Do this three-minute routine:
1. Gently wash your face twice a day.
Use your fingertips (not a washcloth) and lukewarm water. Use a gentle non-soap cleanser one time and a 2 1/2% benzoyl peroxide wash the other time.
2. Do spot treatment.
Dot problem areas with a 2% salicylic acid product after you wash your face with cleanser. Skip this step when you use a benzoyl peroxide wash.
3. Apply moisturizer.
Use one that says “oil free,” “nonacnegenic,” or “non-comedogenic.” (That goes for makeup and sunscreen, too.) For daytime, use one with a minimum SPF of 30.
It's also important to wash your hair daily if it's oily, and avoid oily gels. You want to keep oil off your face. Plus, you need to take care during sports. Wash your face after you’ve been exercising. Anything that holds sweat on your skin - like a baseball cap or a helmet - can make acne worse. So wipe down your helmet chinstraps with cleaning alcohol after use.
Daniel Bennett
nothing matters except your confidence
Anthony Morgan
agreed, girls aren't going to want to date you if you're being an awkward cunt, feeling insecure about your face is going to change your behaviour in social situations, in turn making any and all girls think you are a pussy faggot. girls do not want pussy faggot. girls want big happy confidence man.
Kevin Smith
It looks like your face is irritated, acne doesnt look like this unless it is pustules and nodules, have you been using some sort of treatment? Maybe you're pourin too much of whatever cream you are using causing irritation... anyways get some sun, if you live in the coast go to the beach salinity of the water makes miracles
Nathaniel Perry
wash you face every chance you can bring a towel and some face soap and wash everytime you go to the bathroom
Angel Garcia
This is the ultimate answer, have the balls to do it, or just fucking kill yourself
Lincoln Brooks
Fake it till you make it, and probably by that time youre probably no longer faking it.
Think of it as a video game stat. If you never practice your social skills, they will never improve. Hell, what social skills you have will deteriorate if you don't practice them regularly.
Liam Phillips
stop eating the flesh of pigs, trust me iam a healer :)
Adrian Thomas
If you're still unhappy with your acne, see a dermatologist. A dermatologist can prescribe stronger acne medications. The doctor can also use laser and heat treatments to kill bacteria on your face. There are no overnight cures for acne. You have to use good acne treatment on a regular basis and make a two-month commitment, may take longer. Don't give up.
Joseph Butler
Pick off the scabs and eat them. Girls really dig that.
Landon Morgan
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Isaac Evans
try paleo diet
Gabriel Long
one word: urine
Joseph Clark
Shower everyday and night at the SAME time each time and acne will go no problem, also don't touch your face, if you want to see if it's gone or they're coming back then look in a mirror. Touching face makes them return.
Also go out and stop sitting in doors or day or your chances are zero forever. I got chicks with a pizza face
Ryan Ramirez
This is how you physically change, sounds as if you need to focus on the inside too.
Boo fucking hoo. People stare at me. Stop being panty waist and bring something to the table.
A girl friend is not an inanimate object. What are you bringing to the table to get them to desire you? A joy for sky fall, bad skin and a pussy ass attitude that people look at you.
Stop being a loser and go take life by the balls. No one else will do it for you.
Wyatt Brooks
GO OUTSIDE VITAMIN D IS VERY GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN!!!
Try going to a tanning studio, i had a friend with that much acne, his got much better from using a tanning booth from time to time.
Matthew Cruz
dont worry. having a gf isnt everything. make healthy choices. your acne will go away eventually. you really need to focus on accepting yourself for who you are and being confident. without that no relationship will ever work out for you
Anthony Richardson
Dude don't listen to any of the home made remedies and anons itt and go see a dermatologist asap.
Tyler Torres
change your diet. don't eat anything an average high school student would eat
Gavin James
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Camden Martin
Not another "I need help but i cant do anything you suggest because it makes me feel self conscious" thread. Please stay single and never breed. As always, nature is correcting the course and making sure your shitty bitch genes dont get passed on to the next generation. Enjoy what time you have left on earth and for the love of god, never have kids. Ever.
Jeremiah Cruz
its like youve been greasing your face with butter every day
how do you even shave
wash your face every evening before going to bed, that helped me, no need for expensive washes and such
Jack Price
Damn you are an ugly fucker
Carter Brooks
Use fucking aleppo soap everyday. The more borage oil used in the soap the better. May you get some sandnigger blood in it as a bonus lately.
Jaxon Foster
Poor fucking me Sup Forums, I'm going through this and no one else understands.
Stop being a bitch. Speaking from first hand experience, I had horrible acne in high school. Instead of tucking my little penis like you, I worked really hard and was as social as possible. I was both captain of my football team and homecoming king. Yes, I smashed pussy.
Looking back I would of had better skin If I ate better and saw a dermatologist.
Point is, stop being a butch. No one is attracted to that.
Thomas Ross
wow dude, i've seen some disgusting shit, but this fucking tops it haha, no wonder you haven't been near any girl
I would rather jerk off to pain olympics than touch your cheek
Gabriel Long
Fuck you need a fucking ball eliminating dose of Accutane on a minutely fucking basis.
Blake Cook
well OP... ex acnefag here, not as bad as you but similar.
it's simple. you don't get a gf with a face like that. would you make out with a girl with the same problem? try rock salt, or salgemma (not sure about english name) it's basically mineral salt and it will dry the shit out of that cheese you grated on your face, working both as an aseptical and a drier.. wash your face, don't pop that shit, change often the pillow cover, use fucking rock salt. trust me.
Carson Wright
>I was both captain of my football team and homecoming king.
shhhhh america sucks balls
Isaiah Jenkins
Go to a doctor and gets some meds.
Every night, put a fresh towel on you pillow. Better yet, grab some safety pins and make a makeshift towel pillowcase. Change said towel/pillowcase towel every time you go to sleep so you're not smothering your face in your own face oil and dead skin for 8 hours a day.
Here's an ass to get your attention.
Jordan Sanchez
Hey Op Faggot Dude You Really Need to go see a Dermatologist They Can help out Really Good Give some medication to get it under controll so you can start Treating it yourself Believe me Dude Get Help From a Specialist Or it will fuck you up for the rest of your life if you arent already scarred... myself i have Chronic Puritis basicly Chronic Itch it fucked up my life but with some Help its Liveable so Stop Whining and Stop sitting on your fucking ass all day and actually Get up Tommorow and Start Doing Shit You useless Fuckwith do you want to be homeless when your parents die?
Lucas Garcia
Accutane. Accutane. Accutane. Fucking Accutane.
Your face is damaged and you need to get help right now. Go to a doctor ASAfuckingP and get a script for it.
Apparently there are "side effects" (I never had any when I was on it) but, at this point, it's worth it.
Jose Hernandez
All great advice except this:
>5) any new pimples come up put rubbing alcohol on it
You will never hit the zit and only the zit. Especially if you are going on Accutane (GO ON FUCKING ACCUTANE) the last thing you need is something else that is going to damage/dry your skin.
Asher Murphy
DO NOT PUT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING THROUGH THE DISGUSTING HORROR OF BEING YOUR ANYTHING UNTIL YOU CLEAN YOUR SHIT UP AND SORT YOUR SHIT OUT
IGNORE ANY PERSON WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE AS IF THEY WERE THE GOOD ADVICE THAT SANE MATURE PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS GIVEN YOU
Jason Stewart
This is true. Got acne here and have had many girlfriends
Jason Fisher
just a put a bag over your head and get a fatty
Samuel Hernandez
Go to the fucking doctor op. That shit is not ordinary acne and it is not going away if you drink more water or change your pillowcase or any of the other hundred things that help normal acne. Your face probably needs prescription meds to look normal, and that's fine.
And no you probably won't be able to get a gf til it clears up. But you also probably won't be able to get a job or go outside without strangers staring at you, so go see a professional and stop asking randoms on the internet for advice.
Jordan Rivera
Wash your damn face, what the fuck.
James Sanchez
if its on the fore head its created by stress and not having sex,if you have acne on the side of your head its bad diet and gressy food,if you have acne on your cheeks and face its bad hygiene,water helps with this in every way,i suggest jerking off showering and just cranking out some push ups.im 27 and i get like this when im start getting lazy and havint work in a bit or haveit gotten laid .
Lincoln Roberts
Here are a few candidates for you. But really, go see a doctor and get medication.
Ryder Ross
No, it's a very strong atiseptic, it will just fuck you up more.
Joshua Hernandez
Acne will go away mate i promise, you just have to wait, and meanwhile you can practice not being autist and manage all that spaghetti in your pockets
May the tits be with you
Benjamin Murphy
this tbh other stuff have literally no use
Bentley Murphy
fucking delet this
Luis Evans
Dude fucking use accutane Right now fucking go to a dermatologyst and take it right away You will become a new man seriously
Cooper Ortiz
i would have hot sex with the bottom right tbqhwy
Robert Gomez
Been on accutane for 3 months now no side effects so far and almost clean skin