ITT we talk about our jobs, the good the bad and the ridiculous and what you've ALWAYS wanted to tell your customers

ITT we talk about our jobs, the good the bad and the ridiculous and what you've ALWAYS wanted to tell your customers.

Also, tell some secrets

>be me
>working for McFucks
>fat cheese burger man cometh thru my winder
>"OK sir you order [insert meal here]"
>"you have a computer in front of you. You should know what I ordered."
>McfatCheese and ham (wife) get mad cause I want to confirm order
>Doesn't realize it's a 2 laner that goes into 1
>Doesn't realize we get orders mixed up and it happens
>"I'm sorry sir, we just like to make sure your order is correct"
>"Jus stop talkin, yer diggin yersef a deepr hole"
>close the winder
>goto my McManager
>"Fuck it, I'm not dealing with him"
>Manager has question marks over her head
>points to winder
>She fixes the order
>They drive off with their fat of food

Let me explain something, I don't hate McDs as a whole. I love their food for the most part (Fuck you I love the McRibb and their coffee), and I didn't mind working with them, but when you go so far as to be a complete asshole to someone in food, you might as well just ask us to spit or under cook your meal. We will do it too. We will fuck your shit up. Don't tempt us. Oh, and just cause 1 incident happened, don't be a douche and goto yelp, facebook, twitter or google and post a review on us (location) cause you had 1 bad fucking exp. shit happens. If it happens more than 3 times in a row, OK fine do it.

Do this Sup Forums goto google, type in your location of said place you work and look at the reviews and tell me your x/5 you got. My McDs got a 2/5. That's pathetic.

selfish bump. I normally get some cool people here. Come on guys!

I never worked in fast food as a rule. But i did have to work retail, it sucked so i asked my manager to put me on late night truck restock crew. No more annoying customers and i got to listen to my own music as i worked, awesome.

I sometimes get to work at my bowling alley as a prep cook and I love it. I get to listen to my music and stock up foods and leave at 5.

It's not so bad when you work in a kitchen making food and not interacting with anyone in general. same with music if I'm alone

have any more like that gif?

D: I am sorry user, it's the only one I can find. By all means if any one finds any more lemme know

I operate heavy equiptment daily, get decent $$, I only work 4 hours and the rest is spent working the office= watching movies, chatting with the customers, and in those ocassinal I'm alone jacking off. I only make 40k but I guess things could be worse.

I work at an inpatient substance abuse treatment center.

Pretty much everyone is going to relapse when the get out.

I work maybe 18 hours a week if I'm lucky... I get like a 300$ paycheck. I wish I made what you made

>Hey man! Your treatment doesn't work!
>"Any one who has ever tried to quit smoking, knows how hard it is. My wife asked me, 'Why can't you just quit smoking?' I looked at her and said 'Why can't you just quit yelling?' It's not so easy is it?" - Bill Engvall

I work at a shitty car wash but the money is easy

Bouncer.
>Good
Decent pay, sometimes I get to go to decent concerts and get paid.
>Bad
Canadian laws regarding the job, dealing with people who aren't "violent" but still massive cunts, (women tend to treat me worse than men, shockingly enough) and weird hours.
>shocking
I get sexually harassed more often than you'd think for a dumb, ugly fuck like myself.

>Mooseland
>"violence"
pick one

gifs are by Mabit, they are a furry artist

Western Mooseland has the angry stoners all the time.

>Pretty much everyone is going to relapse when the get out.

Repeat customers = steady business.

How many of your clients are bound to come via court order?

>angry stoners
I didn't know that was possible to be mad and high at the same time

>"Look at this, repeat customers."
>"If you don't like what I have to offer, you can always buy from someone else."

life lesson that some people dont get:

DO NOT FUCK WITH THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE/HANDLE YOUR FOOD!

None, some go and are on probation or have pending whatever but none are sent by the courts to us, it's all voluntary program, we don't even lock the doors except at night and that's only from the outside. People can leave any time they want.

After working in recovery for a long time I've come to believe that really the only thing rehabs are for is to indocrinate and peer pressure people into working a 12 step program.

>Refrigeration service tech for grocery store freezers/cases

>every grocery store is fucking filthy, you dont want to know what lurks below the deck panel of a deli/seafood/meat case.

>the only thing rehabs are for is to indocrinate and peer pressure people into working a 12 step program.

It's also good for making money.

Doesn't it feel good knowing you get paid to encourage someone to stop using drugs for a short amount of time?

I also operate heavy machinery, mostly giant ovens.

Exept i work a ton of hours. Im up to 650ish overtime hours so far but ive worked a lot harder for less. Its a pretty chill job if you know what you are doing. Im just leaning back and lasting music right now.

The fucked up part is that if you want to advance you have to get in good with the supervisors and what not.

So basically if you can suck dick really good, you could be making 100 to 120k a year. And if you take it up the ass you could make 140 without doing any labor by getting a promotion. Its a lot of work politics here. Thats the difficult part.

That's true, obviously, there is money to be made. I'm talking about more on the patient results side of things.

And I feel pretty meh about it. I have seen some people stay sober, but most don't.

for most people. they need to be on a maintenance for the rest of their lives. It's literally the only way most can stay clean.

Couldn't we just kill them?

lol, maintenance therapy is not being clean. You're literally still using drugs.

>I'm talking about more on the patient results side of things.

People who throw their lives away to drugs are generally garbage in the first place. If they get clean they obviously prove me wrong, but the majority don't and are garbage.

It's not your fault people choose to abuse drugs instead of facing their own life sober. You can't make anyone stop using. Your patients are the subhumans who made the decision to abuse drugs in the first place and again relapsed on their own accord, despite all the time and effort you spent teaching them a better way to live.

my students buy me beer
i make $35/hr to have a conversation with them
life is good

>Mabit
allah's praise be upon you

People who treat workers in the service industry like shit are fucking retards. I work a delivery job and whenever a person doesn't tip, my boss takes 15% off their card and gives it to me.

you forgot your thread derail pic

i love your boss

>worked for comcast longtime ago
>worked thro call center in like a chatroom selling comcast services
>slowly realize comcast is the devil and fucks ppl
>bullshit charges, fees and what not
>started giving away free shit and awesome deals to customers
>gave one guy hbo and movie channels free for 6 months
>waived install fees or applied the lowest one possible
>free credits for any reason
>moms ask for cablebox to be reconnected for kids but she hasnt paid bill in months, id send signal to box and activate it, tell them to come back to ne if it goes out

Customers fuckin loved me. I was fired maybe about a year after of giving free shit and deaks away

We sell machines. They are not trivial but also no rocket science.
> go to india ... 2 times
> explain customer EVERYTHING
> he orders, comes over for acceptance.
> before he comes sends question list
> list consists only of things i explained already 100 times
> they come and i explain EVERYTHING again
> " are there any questions "
> it's clear they still didn't understand a thing
fuck indian customers, really! At least they ordered.

yea but instead of having to go steal/commit crimes in order to make money to get heroin, you have a steady source of opiates and can live life normally.

Dont be fucking stupid.

Look out we have a super human coming through with no character flaws at all.

So it's stupid to not want state-sponsored heroin? Fuck off, they made the choice to get into that life, they don't deserve my sympathy.
Being a junkie incapable of functioning without some smack is more than a character flaw.

kek. Are you an addict? I just got out of an outpatient a few months ago.

They dont give out fucking heroin, you stupid motherfucker. Its either god damn methadone or suboxone, which has no fucking euphoric/recreational effects.

Clearly you're talking out of your ass about this

If you have kids, I hope they become fucking junkies.

>Work at movie theater in highschool
>Old person comes up
>Doesn't know what the movie's name is
>Doesn't know what the movie is about
>Doesn't know what time the movie starts
>Just knows an obscure actor's name who's in it
>Doesn't know anybody else in the movie
>Every time

id rather clean up a person's life version incarceration for drugs

Alright, I misunderstood your point: I thought you were discussing the proposed "safe injection sites" that some West coast cities are implementing, not methadone clinics.
Although fuck you for the junkie comment, you unbelievable faggot.

Butthurt junkie detected

If a person wants to clean up and uses the resources at their disposal, absolutely. If they keep relapsing, fuck 'em.

>Although fuck you for the junkie comment, you unbelievable faggot.

Drug addicts are supremely insecure and lash out at anyone who berates them for their life-ruining habits.

What do you expect these pieces of human garbage to do? Sober up and improve their lives?

Nah, they have to wish their hellish existence bound to a drug onto you and your family instead of anything productive like that.

Similar things at the cigar store I worked at in high school.
>"I'm looking for a cigar."
>"Cool, what's the name of it?"
>"I don't know. I bought it here before. Don't you remember?"

Relapse may happen.
I have a black N mild on my desk here. Yes, I like the taste and the nicotine helps me calm down a bit. I smoke it in one sitting.

Now, I'm not an addict, but I can kick it if I had too. I smoke them around once a month. Sometimes it's been months since I had one. I like them to like them. I admit, I feel more adult when I get them too...

lol ive been clean for over 5 years. suck my dick.

oh my god. noooo dont do it. i dont even know how you could have even started to do that deadly drug. you could DIE if you relapse. dont dooo it

No homo

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

then why do you identify as a junkie, you worthless junkie?

Do you have a job yet?

I'm berating junkies who relapse nonstop and you're taking personal offense. This leads me to believe you're human garbage who hasn't actually been clean for 5 years.

because I am involved in helping other people get clean. its a part of my job. so people berating the whole process piss me off.

once an addict, always an addict.

>its a part of my job.

What's your job? How much do you get paid for it?

He works at a rehab helping other junkies get off. Been there done that. Self righteous, charlatans.

>be me
>work at sports store
>At 9 a guy comes in an hour before we close
>Whatever.jpg
>Go back to doing jack shit at the register
>fast forward to closing time
>Didn't see the guy leave
>follow my instincts and check the safes we sell
>Go through a couple, empty
>I open the forth safe
>A terrible stench hits me
>The most rancid shit I've ever seen, half green with red chunks
>I just close the safe
>7.75 an hour ain't worth this shit
>continue look through the store for the guy
>Turns out he was in a kiak pretending to paddle
>Ask him about shit
>I get gibberish back

Long story short someone spiked his drink in a bar on the same street. Only had this job for 2 weeks.

used to be a lifeguard.
my main reason for getting the job was to look at girlbutts.

swimsuit malfunctions are more common than you think.

jesus, how out of it was he?

Like, fuck a guy baked.
In all seriousness we got him to the hospital and he tested positive for three separate hallucinogens.

I want to tell our employees to STOP talking shit to the customers.

These assholes are enormous assholes and it's killing our reputation.

I wish we could afford to hire people besides college dropouts and stoners, but we can't, and we never WILL so long as these fuckers keep telling our customers to go fuck themselves.

It wouldn't be so bad if they were good at their jobs People would say, "they sure are rude, but the prices are low and the food is good, so whatever."

But they are SHIT at their jobs, which drives prices up through spoilage, theft, fucked up orders we have to give to people for free, and lost customers.

And they complain they don't get raises, and I want to scream in their faces "ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT AT YOUR JOB AND YOU ARE SHIT AS A PERSON!"

Seriously, fuck almost every single employee we have.

Taxi Driver
Good meet some slut about every 4 months might won't some dick.
Ridiculous a few days ago pick up a guy who smelled more like a ash tray than anyone! Pick up next guy who says I smell like I just smoked weed in there and tell him about last customer who smelled like cigs and he says then you must be trafficking weed. Im like wut? DWI with customers is instant felony who the fuck is that dumb!? I think he was an undercover that shit happens. Coworker got arrested hanging out with undercover going around bying meth. Makes me wonder which ones are undercover and he had to be cause no one else is that insane to think cigs smell like weed. Its weird how people assume Im a drug dealer its like nah Im a driver. I just tell em, "Do I look like a nigger!?"

Anot angry stoner? That sounds like the worst kind of people.

that movie was funny but overly unnecessarily raunchy

god damn. That's insane. They ever find the dude that fucked him up?

>we think you're over qualified for this position
>translation: I don't want you taking my job

took me a minute but friend, please learn to english a bit better.

>Emergency Room Technician

Literally every ER works on a triage system. That means the most ill patients get scene first. It's not our fault that you've been sitting in the waiting room for 5+ hours with vague "abdominal pain" which is determined not to be life threatening post-assessment; while we have a full ER with seven cardiac patients being closely monitored, three patients with suicidal ideations that require 1v1 monitoring, the patient in bed 4 just had a baby and the person in bed 17 just lost theirs. And for every single patient there are two technicians providing care, one nurse that's overseeing and documenting the care and the care of four other patients, and a team of doctors that have to preview the patients history, review the care the techs and nurses are preforming, preform their own assessments, order diagnostic tests, read the results, and determine whether or not that patient should get x/y/or z treatment when the wrong option would literally kill the patient.

But no, let us just discharge one of them real quick and hope we didn't miss something of a bigger problem so you could get diagnosed with GAS you entitled fuck.

I agree with your thoughts on the movie, just couldn't pass up the joke

And nah, not to my knowledge

Unless you get paid in tips, you aren't owed jack after the payment of the item.

I personally don't like tipping, because you're getting paid to do your job. Why do I need reward you for something you're required to do?

Some good jokes but come on... LITERAL FOOD PORN...

never understood the whole tipping thing. do waiters/waitresses get paid less than minimum in USA?

yes

My mom is a waitress and she gets paid 2.75.

you can't do shit with that. If she's lucky, she can make like 90 to a hundred every week. However, thru tips, she makes at least 100+ daily

At my work (op) the waitresses make around 300 a good night

>Implying I work at a customer-facing job.

Enjoy your shit life, peasant.

i bet Sup Forums had a shitfit when they saw it.

so what do you do op? instead of being insulting, why don't you post something.
>all I know how to do is be insulting

>

Do you live in ohio OP?

I sit in a cubicle all day and pretend to look busy while feeling like I'm rotting away and I hate it.

I fix arcade games.

Management has been giving me shit for games being out of order for too long. But when I request parts they say I'm spending too much money. Evidently they believe that I just don't know how to fix things.

In a sense they're right. I don't know how to fix a shorted motor or solenoid. I don't know how to fix a melted transistor. I don't know how to fix a faulty hard drive. I only know to replace them with new ones when this shit happens. Unfortunately, the common belief is that I just am not doing my job.

So, I end up having to do minor repairs with minimal parts on games that have major problems.

KILL ALL THE JUICE

I used to work at a Dave & Buster's in California.

Waiters/waitresses all started at minimum wage, 10$/hour. I don't know if this was company policy or state law, but servers were some of the highest paid employees.

Some that had been there for years were making 17$/hour with $400 tips at night.

I used to do this job. i made so much money from converting neoGEO AES games to neo cart and selling them to gullible fools.

GA

I'm sorry user, your life sucks but the best advice I can give you, don't take your sadness out on others. It's a terrible thing to do. It only makes the world bleaker.

this would explain alot.

We had Tekken come to find out but it was replaced with this shitty zombie shooting game. And god is it awful...
I wish I had a good arcade near me but the closet is like a city over (an hour drive AT LEAST)

Jesus CHRIST I would put up with shit to do that right there! I make 9 an hour. (found out thru my dad)

Do you live in Vancouver?

I used to be a maintenance man for some expensive townhomes.

Best part about it; you got to see tits and ass a fair amount, free shit when people move out (you would be surprised at what the wealthy throw away) you can get laid fairly often if you are decently attractive. And if you get everything done you mostly just dick around and hang out.

I fucked 5 residents in the year and a half worked there, seen some crazy shit like a drug bust, abuse, weird spoopy shit, and got to see a lot of naked college girls. And if you have a dirty pantie fetish this is the job to have.

Ama if you want ill be here for a little bit.

What if your child is garbage? Would you care?

What free shit have you gotten?

>be me work at whatafucker overnight.
>Pretty good then we get massively understaffed.
>Literally cooking and assembling by myself.
>4 months go by like this
>In the process of becoming a team leader.
>Mfw I still suck at it.