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no el noruegANO pls

Pertamax buat Mugi

salamat pagi

Selamat ngentot.
hehehehe

selamat pagi

>71361566
not even worth a (you)

Filipinas es latino.

Se-selamat pagi

pengen ngentot gan

thank you sting ray

Meimei

Cuckoid

el peruANO

Anime edition?

dab

rape

I love you but you guys are weird

I wanna fug you

DAB

lewdiepoo,I just woke up ;3

xth for best girl

Maybe I should wake your dick up

Asia a cute

In this episode of NatGeo

We see an effeminate cow trying to court a human.

RIn is cute, but best girl is clearly Nozomi.

This is not funny. Please retract this comment immediately

Natgeo stopped doing nature docs,history and discovery died too,now there's nothing good on TV

Which South-East Asian country is the cutest?

do you think about engulfing delectable willies?

And right now the cow is mooing right in front of the camera!
Nice one james. Surely this will get the audience atte- and the cow has shart all over james the cameraman

nah qt
they have 2 channel now
natgeo for man made documentary
natgeo wild for wild documentary

has to be filipina because flip-chan is there

I don't mind 0w0

I already stopped getting cable

so what channel do you always watch?

those 3 plus animal planet
now my favorite show is malay-chan

>those 3 plus animal planet
does this mean i am an animal?
i dont want to be categorize as a cow

we already have a carabao,just be yourself

lucas

Redpill me on bill 355 lads

What is the point of it

Is it or is it not in conflict with the federal constitution

>carabao
whats dis

native spelling would be karabaw or kalabaw

it is
but the entire context of bill 355 is unknown
and what is that
>native
ooga booga
show me flipchan lips

more like sillypenis mirite

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water buffalo

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wtf guys, did I suddenly get teleported to 15th century middle east?

East Coast is fucking cancer. We should secede them and Thailand should secede Pattani too and unite them both so they can hurka durka themselves till they explode.

DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO! DORO MONSTA KADO!

ah
in malay its kerbau
almost the same in sound but different in spelling
how about kiss me in your language?

halikan mo ako
halik=kiss
halikan=kissing somone
mo=can mean "you" (to order someone) or "your" but in this context it's "you" used to order someone
ako=me

Pok Pok Pakantot?

they sound the same because they were brought here by settlers from somewhere down there

it's

pok pok=slut (named after the sound that high heels make)
pakantot=(may I) fuck
pa=prefix that means "may"

so it's "slut,may I fuck you

>still subscribed to (((cable))) in 2017
>not watching youtube documentaries instead
even the first season of ancient aliens was more entertaining to watch

i dont even have a TV
i think i might get one just to have a background noise in my place

there's history channel on cable that plays ancient aliens all the time that or vikings

they even had a convention here

Discovery,natgeo and animal planet are rare now
its expensive to host

Nat Geo NO!!! =(

Ups wrong thread before.
youtube.com/watch?v=xN0_dIBr_EE

Why do Indons think they're white?

Dutch ancestry

Chink genocide when?

le epic self hating maymay xddd

You have to cut the head off the snake.

>dutch ancestry
nigger you arent seeing any chingalaya von watskeburts

>cut the head off the snake
>Ends with 100 years of Dynasty Warrior 10 electric boongaloo with ballistic missiles and refugees from a population of 1.3 billion.
Did you forgot all those history lessons about China violent change of dynasty?

Doesn't even have to do genocide, just banter them until they just can't take it anymore and then leave for Australia, UK or Canada

>dat pic
sad

So? Seems comfy when you have the Pacific Ocean separating us.

>Pacific Ocean separating us.
Wew lad have you ever leave your mother's basement and go to Vancouver aka Hongcouver?

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/6316612/Malaysians-left-stateless-in-UK-after-passport-gamble-backfires.html

>Malaysians left 'stateless' in UK after passport gamble backfires
>Nearly 1,000 Malaysians are living in the UK in "stateless" limbo after tearing up their passports in expectation of winning British citizenship.

But at the end of the day we still take them back. Sad!

malaysia-today.net/stateless-malaysians-in-uk-can-return-ministry-tells-dap-rep/

That is thousands of miles away from me, like comparing wherever you are with Tokyo.

>Just a bit more than 100 years ago traitors are tied up and left to die in the fields if not outright executed
>Now we pay to bring them back
What went wrong?

salamat pogi

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>What went wrong?

Can you roleplay as a black man?

STOP COMING TO MY COUNTRY
(AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

[Batek noises]

Would you?

>be a wagecuck
>live in a cheap student dorm
>got a huge shekels because of good wageslaving performance
>time to find a new place to rent/own
>look up at cheap studio/condo/appartment
>"Caloocan" "Navotas" "Malabon" "Valenzuela"
>ppffffttt ahahahahhahahahahaha welp its another year with these ust dorm students

6/10
Her waist is too plain (square-ish)
Need front view. I'll slam it If she's busty and pretty.

t. high standard fag

Hoarding shekels is how you get head in life.

Would you?

>Caloocan" "Navotas" "Malabon" "Valenzuela"
Those are already too far away for UST

>poorfag detected
You should sell your bp so that you can afford cable tv.

Accurate

pls stop

you can't stop us fool

*implements immigration height requirement*
Checkmate

You think that would work?

Mostly

this.

I watch a lot of WWII, WWI, Cold War, modern British politics, Yugoslav Wars, Spanish Civil War, Russian Civil War, German Unification, Decolonisation specifically about Rhodesia and Fall of the British Empire documentaries. I also watch lectures of Philippine-American War and the Philippine Revolution for free.

Nah. Nope.
3Flat5Me.

Go back to your probinsya sa totoo lang.

>5'5
>tfw 5'10
>feel like a king
Anyway I need a motorcycle. Anything else in the 200k price range that is worth considering/better than the Ninja 250SL with ABS?
I don't want to join the filthy underbone community.

200k What? Pinoy dollar?