Be me

>be me
>vapenaysh
>vape every day
>nice mod, go through so much fluid I can't afford it
>one day friend jokes "what if you vaped cum"
>"haha yeah"
>a couple weeks later now
>ran out of fluid a day or two ago
>pretty addicted, i miss the nicotine
>miss the throat hit even more
>no way to get fluid
>idea, recall my friend "what if you vaped cum"
>consistency is the same, right?
>need the throat hit
>pull up some loli and go to town
>cup my hand and catch the splooge
>gently pour it on to my cotton
>it actually fucking soaks in
>finally time to chuck cum clouds
>hit the button and inhale
>vomit the second it hits my throat
>puke on myself, desk
>the smell of burned cum, puke, and shame fill my room and stain the carpet
>mfw i realize the magnitude of how disgusting this was


Favorite vape fluid flavor, anons?

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in the name of vishnu why?

lord

Christ user, what is wrong with you

I love lemon tart

now vaping french dude (french toast, mapple syrup, blueberry, cream) its alright

also OP you getting screencap

You've proven once and for all that vapeheads are faggots.

Flat out the most cringe thing I see in real life.

>>consistency is the same, right?
I think you jerk off too much buddy

I enjoy coffee

ive got some peach, pretty nice, sweet, fruity flavor

>cumvaper

youtube.com/watch?v=N4LVwhWTUpY

You do realize that vape fluid consists of a glycerin/glycol mix, right?

It's basically the same chem for fog machines.

And it's the liquid used to make cough syrup.

Plus, vaping glycerin/glycol can cause small cell carcinoma in the lungs.

Rather than vaping cum, why don't you suck on a horse cock if you're so desperate for a hit?

Someone pls screencap this, i cant cuz im a fag

Bro! Don't be blasting blowing clouds bro!
I built my mod myself and vape my favorite strawberry shortcake butt juice out of it all day bro!
Vaping is the best! Bro.

Bro.. vape bro..

>chuck cum clouds

Dead

Ethylene Glycol = Antifreeze
Glycol = Cough Syrup
Both = Hydrocarbons
Vaping Hydrocarbons = Cancer
>strawberry shortcake
You = Faggot

Too much of a pussy to smoke a real cigarette, or a joint at the very least?

Dude, I was making fun of vapeheads.

>over use of the word bro
>stawberry shortcake butt juice
>blowing clouds
>built my own mod

Did you even read it?

People already compare vaping to sucking cock, might as well take a load from it, right?

Yes, I can read AND DID read your post.

Blame yourself for your stupid post.

But I agree, Vapeheads are pretentious fucking idiots who think they're cool because they know how to inhale sugar flavored ass smoke.

A child literally addicted to vaping due to the nicotine, attempting to normalise his behaviour by posting his stroy on an anonymous message board.

i got 99 problems, but vaping cum ain't one. you are straight up fucking foolish

8/10 spit my beer while keking