>be me >vapenaysh >vape every day >nice mod, go through so much fluid I can't afford it >one day friend jokes "what if you vaped cum" >"haha yeah" >a couple weeks later now >ran out of fluid a day or two ago >pretty addicted, i miss the nicotine >miss the throat hit even more >no way to get fluid >idea, recall my friend "what if you vaped cum" >consistency is the same, right? >need the throat hit >pull up some loli and go to town >cup my hand and catch the splooge >gently pour it on to my cotton >it actually fucking soaks in >finally time to chuck cum clouds >hit the button and inhale >vomit the second it hits my throat >puke on myself, desk >the smell of burned cum, puke, and shame fill my room and stain the carpet >mfw i realize the magnitude of how disgusting this was
You do realize that vape fluid consists of a glycerin/glycol mix, right?
It's basically the same chem for fog machines.
And it's the liquid used to make cough syrup.
Plus, vaping glycerin/glycol can cause small cell carcinoma in the lungs.
Rather than vaping cum, why don't you suck on a horse cock if you're so desperate for a hit?
Dominic Mitchell
Someone pls screencap this, i cant cuz im a fag
Aiden Williams
Bro! Don't be blasting blowing clouds bro! I built my mod myself and vape my favorite strawberry shortcake butt juice out of it all day bro! Vaping is the best! Bro.
Bro.. vape bro..
Aaron Morgan
>chuck cum clouds
Dead
Tyler Nguyen
Ethylene Glycol = Antifreeze Glycol = Cough Syrup Both = Hydrocarbons Vaping Hydrocarbons = Cancer >strawberry shortcake You = Faggot
Too much of a pussy to smoke a real cigarette, or a joint at the very least?
Nicholas Martinez
Dude, I was making fun of vapeheads.
>over use of the word bro >stawberry shortcake butt juice >blowing clouds >built my own mod
Did you even read it?
Landon Hill
People already compare vaping to sucking cock, might as well take a load from it, right?
Sebastian Rivera
Yes, I can read AND DID read your post.
Blame yourself for your stupid post.
But I agree, Vapeheads are pretentious fucking idiots who think they're cool because they know how to inhale sugar flavored ass smoke.
Anthony Cooper
A child literally addicted to vaping due to the nicotine, attempting to normalise his behaviour by posting his stroy on an anonymous message board.
i got 99 problems, but vaping cum ain't one. you are straight up fucking foolish