She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

I'd let her suck my cock. Fat chicks are so fucking good at it.

Wouldn't surprise me.

Get my cock sucked by someone who looks experienced at working her mouth. I'd wager she swallows.

fuck the shit out of her and don't tell nobody

its been a while, so no lie, I would fuck her. probably twice. or more. I hate dry spells.

>Spread cream chese icing on your dick

Dubs: Best bj of your life
Singles: Worst bj of your life (she bites it off)

I would marry her, make her my slave punch her belly till it got slim. fuck her mouth over and over again until she starts crying then i will continue some more

The sad part is I think she would be fucking gorgeous if she wasn't a cow.

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Believe it or not, that's not how weight loss works.

I'd fuck her but I wouldn't tell anyone.

This.

You'd be suprised how often this is the case.

Bite her boobs, belly and legs. And i mean hard bites, actually take chuncks off her.

Try to look like anything other than food.

I want to fuck every fat fold on a cow like her.

Right? She has a really cute face.

this

but replace money with butter

I don't converse with fatties unless I have to.

If she were down to just chill and fuck, no relationship, oh hell yess

What are you talking about? She is fucking gorgeous already

I love fatties who were clearly ex-popular chicks and embraced being piggies.

tell her i read a story about a whale once, and it didnt end well for the captain

think of all that loose skin. but sure, she'd be fine. as long as you like sugar gliders.
coat her in flour to find the wet spot, I guess

Female, so no.

Throw it back in the ocean

sit down and eat pizza with her then thank her for the free food and leave

I wish she'd photographed her weight gain, so we could see her blimp up.

Throw her a seal

starve her for 10 hours. then make her eat custard off my dick.

I would've try to fuck her breathless, right on that spot without any second thoughts in missionary poze
>Try to squish between her elephant torso sized tights to no avail
"Uh.. umm we could try doggy, right?"
>Try to get in around those ass cheeks big as buffalo heads
"Well, you know you could've lost some weight your face is gorgeous"

Shatter every dream...

can confirm

Give her the sandwich I'm holding so she goes away.