I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, MARCH 3RD

[Josiah Scott]

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, MARCH 3RD

[Adrian Howard]

I HAD TO GO TO BEST BUY BUT STOPPED AT PANERA BREAD FIRST

[Ian Wilson]

FUCK PITCHFORK THOSE TRANSGENDER HILLBILLIES

[Owen Roberts]

THAT'S SOME SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP SHIT

[Hudson Jenkins]

well memed

[Landon Walker]

why does he hate everything?
Who hurt you mark?

[Christian Jenkins]

le feminist boogeywoman hurt his feeling :(

[Liam Ward]

ohio

[Landon Russell]

(fucked up shit)

[Parker Smith]

who's this

[Tyler Nguyen]

THAT'S ME, A WILEY MOTHERFUCKER FROM MASSILLON, OHIO AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET,

SUCKER

[Jacob Gomez]

HAD TO TAKE A SHIT
BUT I ATE A HOT POCKET FIRST

[Jeremiah Wood]

NOW ITS RAINING OUTSIDE
IM IN A THREE STAR HOTEL ROOM
THE PILLOWS ARE KINDA ITCHY

[Hunter Campbell]

March Cosleck

[Hunter Sullivan]

I WOKE UP QUICK, AT ABOUT NOON

[Jordan Morris]

Hold on a second, Ryan Dombal just texted me right now.

[Grayson Wilson]

NOW IM SITTING HERE EATING PILLY CHEESE STEAK NUTS AND SALMON ALMONDS

[Charles Gonzalez]

My mom was good but sounded out Panera bread

[Grayson Ward]

BLUE CRABCAKES

[Daniel Diaz]

Is this le blue crab cakes guy?

[Ryder Wood]

CARRISSA WAS MY UNDERAGE COUSIN WHO I USED TO FUCK IN OHIO AND THEN SHOVED AN AIRSOL CAN IN HER VAJ AND BLEW UP AND KILLED HER

[Isaiah Jones]

I REALLY LIKE YOUNG AMERICANS

[Kayden Flores]

DAVID BOWIE WAS A BRIT SO WHY'D HE WRITE YOUNG AMERICANS?

[Leo Martin]

kekked