ITT: we wait

ITT: we wait

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*sits staring at phone with earbuds on, occasionally chuckles*

*leans over slightly to see if you're watching something I recognize*

youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo

I've been "waiting" for a month. What's a little more waiting at this point..?

sooo come here often?

it's my first time here. i'm actually a little nervous

stares off into space, making sure to avoid eye contact with fellow waiters at all costs

youtube.com/watch?v=QRB3wG7ssUo


*cough*

*walk in with box cutter to promote islam*

No wi-fi here.
I'll just swipe my screen really fast.

*sniff sniff*
begin to look suspicious at all waiters: who farted?

*is watching an ISIS execution video*

but i found a note that says.
to find the hidden wifi you must follow a set of challanges look up youre
friends asshole and you will find a person of intrests

>no friends

oh well, no wifi

*starts nodding to sleep*

*wips out cock*

*softly tabs neighbour*
excuse me, could you hold this detonator for a sec, I think there's a wire loose somewhere, gotta fix that. thank you so much, very kind.

*Yawns*

*sucks cock silently*

*coughs and stares at the cocksuckers*

youtube.com/watch?v=VGNwXq6vPoI

*so bored make a ylyl thread*

*Awkwardly shifting around in seat to hide boner*

>be nigger that sticks his arms and hands under sweatpants and boxers while sleeping in public

*enters room*

Does anyone know who's last in line?

*starts wondering if the wait is actually worth it while checking watch*

*talking to someone on the phone, speaking loudly because I secretly want everyone to hear the conversation*

*notices a weird spot on the floor; fascinating colour*

*should I rape the woman next to me without her consent?*

*sit up straight wondering if that was just a hot fart*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT'S GOING ON LADS? HUH? WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON? HUH? CAN YOU NOT TALK TO ME? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS NIGGA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
RAJRAKAKRKARKRKAKRIIIIIRAJRJAJROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJA!"

"WHAT THE FUCK DI OYU JUSDTO EFDAS

WWWHHHHAATTT TTTTTHHHEEEE FFUUUUCCCCKKK ISSS GOING ON? HUH?

What’s going on here? I’m just – What’s going on here? What’s going on here! Put that down. What’s going on here? What are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CAN YOU NOT TALK TO ME?

NO NO NO CAPS LOCK THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

LOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT FUCK FUCKIGN MANLET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*360 and walks away"

*looks uninterested at that loud weirdo, wonders what to eat this evening, maybe spareribs?*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*stare nervously signalling we arent supposed to talk while we all know what's going on inside that room we are all waiting to get in*

*point at an empty seat and make the shh noise*

...

*finds chair furthest away from everyone. sits and avoids eye contact with everyone while silently monitoring all activity in the room*

*looks for clues of Sup Forumsros in the room*

Ready for the physical user?

for me dubs?

*tries to silently fart but it comes out as a shrill whistle*

A Sup Forumsro appears

ME NEXT ME NEXT! PLEASE i need to get out of this fucking room full of cucks!

Shit

*cucks you*

Soo. Anyone catch the game last night?

FUCK!!!! i can't get Sup Forums to open on my phone.

*plays solitaire on phone waiting for the cocksucker to finish because maybe if i sit next to him i'll be next*

*attempts to start a staring contest by looking intently at people and not blinking*

>walk in
>pic related
>360 and walk away

I guess the line starts here user?

I can show you my butthole for 5 bucks. 10 if you want to put a sharpie in it.

SHHH you dont want to scare him

but yes, sit next to me and he'll notice

*wips out phone*

"Hey you, check out my wife."

kek

cheesespin.net/
omg man this is fucking great

hides a 5er in the hand and does the drug hand shake.

"So, here or in the bathroom?"

*do I know that guy? looks familiar. what's his name again, Anderson or something?*

Fucking islam out of nowhere

/thread

Flips smaller than average dick out, hoping to get in on some action.

This wifi is pretty slow.

*sniff*

Stares intently at "hidden" boner. When noticed I wink.

Just here. I'm too fat to move to that far.

hey get in line fucktard! there's me and another user before you

...

Fuck that fuckin guy.

maybe you should give that detonator back now?
*tries to shove the bodies under the carpet with the tip of his foot, hoping nobody noticed*

bend over. A deal is a deal

*Bursts through main door*

I HAVE A PROBLEM! PEOPLE KEEP ASSUMING MY GENDER!

Fugazi fucking rules.

Wtf?

I guess its a two-fer one now. It's cool, Line jumpers are permitted outside of sixflags

...

What the fuck are we even waiting for?

not fat enough

This now!

viagra and antidepressants. What else would all these Sup Forumsros want?

True

apparently we are all waiting on BJs

>

This room is starting to stink

*unzips my katana

nice dubs!!!

it's smells like jizz up in here

>goes to toilet to take some oxy and nodd the fuck out while waiting

I am still waiting for
>800000000

*sits down* ...It smells like Jizz in here, can someone open a window?

Seems there's been a powercut. Don't worry though, the backup generator will start up momentarily. I'm afraid the waiting times have been reset though. Sorry.

Damn...

Rips all clothes off and starts to dance around the room as if in a tribal ritual

pretty high off the smoking i did on lunch..back at work watching torp gorp

sir can you please go outside to vape, this is a christian organization you faggot

but I am waiting to pick up my mistress from her abortion. Am I in the wrong room.

Hold on, my wife is calling

*try to hide giggles behind my hand while looking at his tiny willy*

Size doesn't matter. it's what all us little cock guys say

*Kek like absolute fuck and start filming*

*agree silently, every naked man with a tiny cock told me the same, try to hide the bulge in my pants till my knees under a magazine*

Flip that monster out. Make me feel that penis envy