I work in a small office, and someone here is out on jury duty

I work in a small office, and someone here is out on jury duty.

Trips decides how I prank their office/computer.

1 Rule: Nothing painfully obvious that I did it that results in me getting fired.

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Fine, fuck the rule anything goes. Come on Sup Forums I'm bored at work.

Really? Nothing? Damn. I would have delivered too.

Fill computer with bananas

Replace power cable with snake

do a poo somewhere

Turn screen with ctrl shift arrow
Or is it ctrl alt arrow

2 girls 1 cup

Eat processor

Delete system32

Store a dead nigger in his file cabinet

rolling

Install gentoo

shit in his desk drawer. Also, staple your dick and take a picture. Put the picture as his background on his laptop or something. Make sure he sees it's at his desk.

Magnet wipe hard drive.

Yay win. I think OP is kill tho

Nah, OP here. Waiting for trips not dubs.

Set Up SSH and add weird ass files throught the day.

>trips decide
>can you read

Rolling for gentoo

rolllll master troll move right thar

this please

Install a rat instead of just ssh

Rolling for this

come onnnn

Trips? Why even bother. I secretly harass my crazy ass office buddy. Posted gt of her crazyness once in a while and user said I should torment her like this. So I do

Yeah But then someone might see that you have his desktop on your screen

OP here, I work in a closed door office so no worries. Also I'm the only person at this company that is computer capable.

Don't have to use remote desktop all the time, the rat gives you more versatility with things you can do and also is less effort than ssh. Rolling for that.

Alright this is good.

True. True and with OP sayinf he works in a closed office that makes RAT a better choice

rolling

Rat/ssh or go home. Other pranks have a temporary impact. This could provide fun forever.

They see me rollin

I think we can all agree on RAT OP

burn their house

OP here. Fuck it I'll do the Rat/SSH but guys you have to walk me through it. Any tutorials? Sorry I don't already know.

Where those trips at

Youtube that shit. I dont have a good tut. On standby lmao

YouTube or hackforums/ask Sup Forums
Don't fuck up your own pc in the mean time

Ok give me a minute guys, keep this thread alive if you want pics of me delivering this shit.

The simple thing to do is get a USB mouse, and plug it in to his computer in the back, sharpie WiFi onto it. Add a script to automatically send the computer into sleep mode when the center mouse button is pressed, if possible. Press daily, whenever you're bored. No data loss, no real proof, you just didn't know why your spare mouse didn't work.

fill your entire computer with porn.

Bump squad reporting in

BUMMMMP

Bump Leader Reporting In.

Fat joint

Change the desktop background to furry art and make a bunch of shortcuts on the desktop that lead to deviantart

We're gonna need more people/effort to keep this alive

Bmp

Bamp this thread

Ok so I'm downloading this, look okay?

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Yes

I gotta deal with a customer gimme like 3 minutes

pull out your penis and slide it over and over on the keyboard and then the mouse, then watch as they touch it ^^

Kill yourself

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Bumpy

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YLYL? While we wait?

OP Here. Trying another program pretty sure that was just a virus. Do I install this on his computer or mine? Or both?

Depends on the program, should be a readme id think

reroll

reroll

§hit

Having trouble with the programs. Thought I found a good one but everytime I open it it closes.

Still no trips for this thread
>why

Ok so I got one open. Wtf do I do with this, there are no other files or readme's.

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