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desperately need a bf
mate just wrap your car around a tree already you're so desperate for it to happen
just do it out in the countryside where no one else will get hurt
Edinburgh.
bet cara has a minging bumhole
gonna go watch some ASMR videos of girls eating food and imagine that I am an inch tall and in the food, lads
what is my life desu
*impregnates cara*
'yea, lets see if youre a lesbo now h-hehe'
weedman not replying
tfw 99% of /brit/ are runtoid provincial deanos
>le pen wins in france
>wilders wins in the netherlands
>brexit starts for real
>trump up to his usual best
Could 2017 be THE year lads?
shall be triggering americans in a couple of hours, prime time for it desu
*sits on you just barely touching your willy and makes out with you*
>drink drive
this doesn't even make sense
it's called "drunk driving"
Inverness.
fake news
>he thinks le pen and wilders stand a chance
>he thinks trump will actually do anything good
>he thinks that brexit will actually help the UK
hahaha
grow up you literal fucking child
when i was tripping i saw my parents meeting as a terrible error, myself and my family should not exist, i am a godforsaken mess of awful genetics trapped in this grotesque flesh vessel, i saw my own suicide vividly, this family line NEEDS to extinguish
got my feeling in my willy lads
Made it home safely with the so called scran
Went straight upstairs and dad didn't say anything
My mate went to Loughorough and now works for an estate agents making 32K in London and I make 29k and live in Yorkshire. He lives in a flat share and rides a bicycle whereas I just put a deposit on a house and bought a brand new Audi
giz a nugget
t. butthurt libcuck
Eating mcds as well
Cheeky double big mac
them pizzagate believers on the politically incorrect board are paranoid as fuck
first thing id do if i were at the center of a pedo ring is keeping everything secret and away from the random bloke eyes
lads check out this fucking SEETHING lefty twat HAHAHAH
>he lives in the 2nd greatest city in the world whereas I live in some grim provincial deano shithole surrounded by mosques
ah fantastique !
shame you didn't drive into a tree or something and paralyse yourself
alri deano
feel a bit honoured to be participating in this so called community that is /brit/ tbqh ngl la
I'm eating my first ever Cumberland pie lads.
From the Co-op weighing in at a whopping 800g for only £3
I rate it 6/10 considering the value. Not loads of meat but the gravy is very rich.
*surreptitiously texts my mate telling him to not buy the mushrooms after all*
no mate the globalists have to leave signs for us
it's part of the ritual
idk it doesnt seem that unlikely to me
there were always paedos in british government
Yeah I remember that
Weird how many Loughborough lads are in this thread
all this viral marketing has made me fancy a maccies. might do a cheeky run to the local 24h one
anyone want anything?
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>person with so little self control that they drunk drive also eats shit
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
pc plod's still mad haha
know a girl who did something like management and marketing at huddersfield and now makes a lot more than myself, who has a masters from manchester
shows you what good connections and good personality will get you, an aspie like me is so socially inept i just cannot progress in the corporate world
Double big mac x
Which unis do/did you all go to and what are/were you studying?
Maths at Newcastle here.
13 nuggets, bottle of sprite zero and potato wedges
giving this a listen
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and reading the posts here
paints them all in a depressing light to be h'onest
gave your mum my cum pie last night mate
loads of meat in THAT one
extroverts>introverts mate
3 double cheeseburgers and a medium fries please
20 nuggets with sweet and sour thanks
The fucking IRONY of someone from London accusing someone from Yorkshire of living in a paki filled shithole aahahhahahah. You know if you earn a middle sort of wage, the quality of life you'll find outside of London is literally incomparable? Spacious houses, far more disposable income, quieter commutes, everything's cheaper, beautiful countryside literally on your doorstep etc etc.
yeah of course it's well known that a lot of people in high political circles are part of pedo rings but while they're actually active they try to keep everything as secret as possible
they dont hang pictures of little girls in their houses and get related to weird bands playing in basements of pizza restaurants
Absolutely smashed it there Deano, nice one lad absolutely pukka
Ere whap the telly on, Ex on the beach is about to start
t. boring virgin
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I was too aspie to even go to class and dropped out after a couple of months
now I suck off dogs for quavers
uni of sussex but shan't say the course as it i do NOT wish to dox myself
corker of a post
have a sticker
*gives you a sticker*
t. fat drunkard cunt
Maths at Leeds
Might become a National Bolshevik lads
Imagine typing out a story about you driving drunk to maccies for approval from an Internet forum
Cannot even imagine how boring you are in real life
americans will defend this
>You know if you earn a middle sort of wage, the quality of life you'll find outside of London is literally incomparable? Spacious houses, far more disposable income, quieter commutes, everything's cheaper, beautiful countryside literally on your doorstep etc etc.
ahh yes I want to see wide concrete A-roads, roundabouts and industrial estates all day long. on those A-roads I wish to see deano barratt houses from 1987. on those houses I wish to see an audi.
>blocks your path
*gives you some time to think about what you just posted*
*Smokes an cheeky spliff*
*Gets a stroke*
Fantastic post
smoking heroin on a foil
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ah yes the irish
*smokes the rest*
*gets a smug look on my face as you collapsed on the floor*
Lol you clearly know so little about the North in general it's absolutely cringeworthy. You know parts of North Yorkshire and Cumbria are some of the richest places in England? People in London spend a far greater amount of their money just keeping a roof over their heads whereas if you earn a decent wage elsewhere you can actually afford luxuries like decent holidays and cars.
just inject it you pussy
Stirling.
>injecting
fuck off junkie
fucking hell
I think if I had been pulled aside an aspie at the age of 11 i'm not sure if it really would have made much difference to my life
ahh yes no-pork shire
HAHA LOOK AT ME I'M BLACK I'M SO COOL
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*takes five long, greedy puffs making sure to completely soak the roach with my saliva*
*passes to you*
any girls ITT?
*Smugly smile to myself during my dying moments knowing that you will suffer the same fate due to the fact that my stroke was directly caused by the consumption of the marijuana drug*
prefer not to say
2011 was clearly the best out of those
mfw you were wrong
Doing a little bit of gardening.
Kind of satisfying 2bh, the first two seedlings took fucking ages to grow, but now that they're on the go it's quite nice to watch them.
I can see why people like it.
Did that bloke here who was going for a civil service job ever say if he got it?
>tfw literal genius iq and i will waste my talent shitposting on Sup Forums
i could be the one to crack nuclear fusion but no, i'm going to torment you runts instead
yeah it's good. love tending to plants
You know parts of North Yorkshire and Cumbria are some of the richest places in England right? Lad down my road has a brand new Audi A3 on the drive - paid on the spot mate. My neighbour has sky plus in every room in his gaff and has one of them 3D curved tvs in the lounge, it's like you're right there in the stadium watching the footie!
bet all of those angry anti-drink drivers are Sup Forums 'muh degenerates' mongs
so easy to get provincials wound up
one word about london and they're off like a dog on a leash
bet you're a fat cunt
According to the 2011 Census, Yorkshire as a whole is 85% White and 6% Muslim whereas London is 44% White and 12% Muslim
TVs have yet to make it up north so you are clearly telling porkies
Only problem I've got is that my room gets no direct sunlight. Not sure what I should do to maximise the amount of light they'll get. Not sure if it's warm enough to leave them outside yet either.
An English Rose?
is that marijuana
Do you like JK Rowling?
bet i'd heem the life out of you