I want a gf

I want a gf.

Me too.

Me three

Same

Me four

So just go outside and get a gf then.

I don't want a gf, but I want ready access to qt feets. None of the working girls where I live have qt feet.

>tfw hit the gym but still no gf

>a girl will never be excited by the prospect of being your first
>they'll just be disgusted by your lack of experience
>tfw no loving gentledom gf

Why do you want a gf if you have Sup Forums? Are you gay?

>>tfw no loving gentledom gf

tfw no loli gf

why did you remind me of my misery

>tfw no frogfu gf

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actually i told a girl I was a virgin and she found it cute and sucked my dick, but we didn't have proper sex because she was on her period.

Then I broke up with her before I got a chance to go all the way, so I still count myself as a virgin and shitpost on wizardchan.

Feels fucking good man.

T. Drunk

>tfw no gf

Oh get a gf, just go outside and get a gf, why don't I strap on my gf helmet, and squeeze down into a gf cannon and fire off into gf land, where gfs grow on girlfriendis!

>see a qt
>want to kill myself

Why?

I bet shes really hairy too ;_;

fuck you

this is a costanza reference right?

>>they'll just be disgusted by your lack of experience
>Iktf

>tfw had multiple girls like you
>tfw had so many opportunities if you weren't a scared little bitch
>tfw 19 year old virgin

I'm old and no one will ever love me again. What's worse is I used to be attractive, so I remember what it was like to be desired.

>tfw missed out on ptp

This, it's more hassle than it's worth.

>Complaining about being a virgin at 19

You should only actually be worried once you get around 24 and haven't had anything happen. I think that's about the actual point of no return all memes aside

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If you want things in life, gain perspective and confidence.
Sitting on an image board all day sure as hell won't do that.

>tfw humiliation fetish

>>want to kill myself
I feel like that all the time.

whos this cute mouse?

Unlike most people, I actually want to hit wizard status. Is this normal?
Like, if given the opportunity, I would definitely do it with a good looking woman, but I would be depressed afterwards because of my loss of virginity.

Are you a woman or something? Men have their sexual market value increase as they age, actually.

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no, it is a reference to charlie

Sex and women are overrated, they really are

>see a qt
>flashes of being with her before my very eyes in seconds

why?

I've told a lot of people and none of them seemed to care that much besides me. I'll get there eventually.

>19
You don't even know real pain. It's not even that uncommon for 19 yo's to be virgins.

I aged poorly.

Fuck off r9k, you're cancer. Mods delete this shit thread

I just got one for the first time in years

AMA

Normalcy is a myth and the reality is that you should just act in accordance to whatever you want so long as you aren't infringing upon the rights of other people.

More power to you, you'll probably save a lot of money.

>tfw no peppy, huggable, bob-hair gf

how

Same day shipping pls :_;

This

when will qt gf cloning begin?

I want a bf.

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>tfw I can't even imagine myself being with a woman
I've been alone for so long...

>she was on her period
>he believes this

kek, her pussy is still sore from jamal

What does a hug feel like?

We went to the same JrHS and HS, didnt really talk then. She followed me on Instagram and liked all my pics and we exchanged some flirty banter. It took me a few months to message her and "ask her out." I was depressed and hating myself but wanted to make a concerted effort to turn it around, i'm really glad I did. It's been a comfy 3 months of intimacy. So the moral of the story may be "go for it," and ask you're crush out.