The European man scoffs at the jingoistic, racist American for hanging up a FUCKING FLAG on his house

The European man scoffs at the jingoistic, racist American for hanging up a FUCKING FLAG on his house.

it looks cool when an american does it but it looks cringy and reactionary when someone from my country hangs up a flag on his house

>tfw brainwashed by ubiquitous american culture to that extent

Flag gets dirty. Then you have to burn it a buy a new one. Extensive flag usage is just a trick of the flag industry.

>Hang the flag all day long, seven days a week

>Becomes so dirty that it disgraces your entire bloodline

No, thanks. At least one household in my vicinity does that and flag turned into a gray, sordid piece of cloth.

Fuck you I hang a big ass flag on my wall.

>implying I don't follow flag code

>OH NOOO I POSTED IT AGAIN

Yeah. What are you going to do about it, spic?

I don't need a flag hanging outside my house 24/7 for people to know where I'm from

Poor people do that. Are you poor, OP?

No shit, eating pasta and being in the mob makes people know you're from italy

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>mfw americans have to put american flags everywhere so they don't get confused and forget in what country they are

>The city of your eyesight

it just looks kind of trashy desu
flags belong on poles, not in your kitchen window

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Good thing we're not Europeans, then.
I've noticed there's an ocean between us and them.
Probably a good thing.

Only hicks from the sticks do that here. Strangely enough they're also the weirdos making and joining aimless secessionist movements.

t. sherlock holmes

Wew.

Ours do that to but then it's a Confederate flag. I've seen people put up Confederate flags in NH. Some dumb white trash faggots apparently need to open a history book. Then again, maybe they were taught about the "war of northern aggression" back home in alabamy

People don't do that in Europe? wtf

There's literally nothing wrong with anyone hanging a flag on their house, if they have the means to hang it in a respectable manner

it's considered racist to display your country's flag in europe

isis flags are welcome though

Uh so what was the cause of the war exactly then?

>CSA
>Hey we don't think this Union is quite working out anymore
>Our divisions economically and culturally are too vast
>I think we will peacefully end our relationship, best of luck

>Union
>FUCKING INVADE

t. cletus who has never left his mobile home

It's more that I'm not so stupid as to forget which country I live in and therefore don't need a fucking flag on my place of residence to serve as a reminder.

t. liberal arts major barista

>Bought flagpole last spring
>Bunch of my neighbours followed suit shortly after
>Neighbourhood is now full of flags

wtf I love inspiring patriotism

Is this real? wtf europe...I used to genuinely love your continent until Sup Forums

good work fellow leaf

Nice meme, man.
Did you give yourself a standing ovation for that one? You really should.

CSA:
>Fuck things aren't going our way politically
>I know
>We'll blockade a fort and illegally break out of an unbreakable union

USA:
>Damn, our boys are starving, but those southern faggots are blocking the way
>Better for our lads to eat, hope those racist fucks don't shoot me

What are you, a RACIST or something?

I put up a flag for certain events, not all year round.

>using your flag like dirty whore, hanging it for every trivial or pointless reason

When you have nothing else going for you, spread your legs. When you nation has nothing else going for it, spread her flag.

It's disrespectful to belittle the flag to such status that you could fly it for any reason.

The flag is the highest form status and prestige of your country and it's the only thing you should respect about your country if anything.

I own an American flag and a Japanese flag.
It symbolizes my inner conflict between the two cultural influences. I know objectively the Japanese are superior to the Americans, but if you like Japan you're a weaboo and people don't understand your hatred of America.
I should just hang a German flag outside my window and on my car, along with "Jesus is my God" and "honk if you are born in Germany" bumper stickers.

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>see some fag with Confederate flag waving on his porch
>not a star-spangled banner anywhere
They ought to be shot tbqhwyf

>I am illiterate and respond to posts at random