Sup Forums whats the best jokes you guys have?

Sup Forums whats the best jokes you guys have?

>the best candidate won the election

>rest in peace harambe

farting

>the united states has shown solid financial growth in the past few years

>op is not a faggot

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>Reply to Thread No.713649227

>genderfluid

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>the jews don't actually run any industry or the world in general

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>M00T

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>preferred pronouns

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>money is easy to come by

nice feet

>my upcoming degrees have real value

>knock knock
who's there
>police ma'am your son is died in a car crash the driver was an alcohol

my life

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we invented pepe the frog from reddit

pic related is pepe

>If you don't really to this post tour mother won't die In her sleep tonight.

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>Trayvon Martin has been crime free for over 3 and a half years

>it is acceptable to have people who are almost 70+ y/o running your country

Jet fuel can melt steel beams

>any of your problems or solutions have real relevance in the continuing existence of the universe

What do you call an acid with an attitude?


A mean O acid!

>the driver was an alcohol

Construct a wall so we can be more white racist and poor.

No one made me laugh, do better Sup Forums. IMPRESS ME

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>you will aspire to be an astronaut

What?

god dammit i chuckled you cheeky cunt

Fuck im sorry im too busy being a cuk to get it. Wil some one explain pls?

how the fuck? are you 6?

No i will admit i am a newfag tho

holy shit, dumbass
>An acid is any chemical compound that, when dissolved in water, gives a solution with a pH less than 7.0.
Therefore: the closer to zero pH, the stronger the acid. An acid with an attitude is a mean 0 acid, meaning it is as astringent as it is a dick.

Amino acids

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>this thread

Bus driver who hates his job overhears 3 kids sitting right behind him. First kid goes, "If my dad was a lion, and my mom was a lion, I'd be a baby lion". Second goes, "If my dad was a giraffe and my mom was a giraffe, I'd be a baby giraffe". Before the third one spoke the bus driver interrupts "What if your dad was an asshole and your mom was a bitch?" then the third kid said, "Then I'd be a bus driver!".

Ha-ha!