Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Sameji claim'd

Hi Mikasa how's it goin?

カラミチーマス

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Claim

Its masturbate free december

movie about ants

Why would I do that?

Kill yourselves weaboos virgins

Shitposting in pathfinder general on /tg/ because fuck the janitors, not much else.
Because I want to see it and it'll spice up your evening? Idk, just do it.

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it's not december :o

Nope, just no black friends. But I've been through plenty of black neighborhood I guarantee you would lock your doors driving through.

youtube.com/watch?v=bucVwI0RfEg

Hi Misaki

Good!
Just listening to gorillaz while talking to you!

This Naughty Nazi

Hey Misaki. How's your evening?

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I always forget that AOT has the coolest sword design
Naughtzi?

*kiss*

:o

I live in New Orleans. I'd love to see how our areas compare. My city was the murder capital of the world a few years back. Not the country, the fucking world. You're just an edgy man child with a cartoon wife who wouldn't say racist shit in perish

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It is 1st of december 5am. Happy christmas everybody

I refuse

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I watched madoka and never saw a penguin

good night

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Ever since I had a facination, I wouldn't mind being a naughtzi myself, the uniforms are sexy.

My Nui

QOTT: what is your volume percentage right now?
17%.

I haven't celebrated christmas in like 8 years :o

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50%
winking waifus are wrong :o

Claiming again, still around. Well, intermittently at least.

40%

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your waifu is monster energy? :o

0% like my efforts in life

Grade A+ Waifu Perfection

My volume isn't measured in % so I'll say my battery instead
3%
Who is she and what are those dumb spiky things floating around her hands?

Okay seriously do you guys actually care about these cartoon characters

No?

Have a (You).

yeah
:o

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Oh

Yes

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>playing speakers over 50%
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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That would blow my ears out.

Virginia detected

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42 on windows, 100 on player, sound system usually at 60 but I'm not using it this late.

You do realise you can change the volume of individual programs right

This salad is dry as shit, I need to stop buying this kind
Yes? She's my waifu, of course I do.
DELET THIS

I'm very lonely

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I am too

>32nd most dangerous city in the world
Kek I live in St. Louis, the 13th highest murder rate in the world. Ignorant child.

>forget to lower volume
>go deaf and wake up entire household
No thanks.

Post your dick
?

Me too

Thats why I circlejerk on 4 different boards

Fuck

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's not really a big deal
I linked the wrong one like an autist, I meant

Have you said anything about muscle wizards yet?
12%. But I post from mobile. Laptops is 12, phone is on silent.
Severa best Awakening girl fam.

Thought i'd pop in and say hi.

The speaker volume doesn't actually bother me I was just messing around lol

おれ わ ちんちん だいすけ のだよ

crispy cutie

No I'm just calling the janitors cucks mostly

Is that bacon?
>Rory-sama

65%
Hanako is nice.

No you don't. You're referring to East St. Louis, in Illinois. I even specifically said a few years ago, but you're so frustrated your big bad bully is teasing your cartoon wife, you overlooked this. How does it feel to be shit posted by someone younger than you who gets more pussy? Be honest

Are you?

sorry for the late replies, been dealing with some stuff

Fair so far, yours?

hey! hows it been?

FULL BLAST BABY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

God damn it I forgot my pic twice in a row

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still here

>he goes and checks list of most dangerous cities to check New Orlean's position
>comes back Right after and claims he's from one of the most dangerous, according to the list he just checked in another tab
My sides

>だいすけ
>大介
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED

(where's my Haruhi?)

Scup
this got really weird :o

Are they AK-47s?

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Bacon waifu is best girl.

hey mine was a compliment :o

Are we a ship yet

Those are Galils

It's been alright
I've been waiting for Mikasa for a long time now

No, you're an airplane.

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Same faggot

Nice Google images pic. The closest you've ever gotten to a non-airsoft gun was your dads .22 that you almost shot yourself with after you realized your anime girlfriend wasn't real

I think you're going to want this GIF.