Your stripper name is the month you were born and the last food you ate. Go

Your stripper name is the month you were born and the last food you ate. Go

Mine is august ossobucco

January Tendies

September Spaghetti

December Testicle

August Taco

Not bad.

Hey there, my name's August Eggs

December French Fry

October Hummus

May Tamale

August Cheeseburger

August Bagodicks

March Sardines

July Chipsanddip

September Cookie

may fried chicken

July poutine...

Also, thus used to be [middle name] + [street you grew up on]

September Semen

june general tso chicken

April Skittles. Sounds lewd enough.

August muffuletta

March pussy

December life (cereal)

Louisianafag?

February Crunchy Nut.

November Gumbo

September baked potato

March Mustard

September Cod

May banana

January Crunchberry at yo service niggas

March Muffin

why the fuck is it milanese and not just italian? why do you people get special treatment?

June Pizza.

Not seeing any names that sound like stripper names. Maybe try "Name of the last car you saw a rich dude driving"

The rule for porno star names is your fist pet's name and your mother's maiden name.

March Potatoes...

I just like a hick, not a stripper

May Popeye's

January Pho

April Bourbon

Pretty nice name

November sausage

October Pie

Cookiedough Monolis?

January fusilli

December Pizza

I'm a shitty emo band.

December Chicken Alfredo

SEPTEMBER SALMON

oh yeah

May CandyCane
shit it kinda works

August Gigamac

December sausage
Would fuck

April Pepperoni

August Tilapia

April Toffee

April Spaghetti.

I like it.

January Shepherd's Pie

September Spaghetti.

Sounds sexy

December Eggs

no... porn name is childhood pet and name of the street you grew up on
.. Bruno Marblehead

Catfish Chris

I dont get it

March Meatloaf?

October Butt Burner

Hahaa. Fucking salsa

December Porkchop...

July Fish Sticks

March Pringles
>cause I got a pringle can sized johnson

April Sausage, I win, also check 'em.

October hot dog

I'm OK with this

May Meatloaf

September enchiladas

June buffalo chicken sandwich with chipolte southwest sauce from subway

October pizza reporting in.

June Potato Salad

February Beans

March Bread.

Cool doggo bro.

October croutons

August Toast

Just call me "July Pork Rinds"

November Dumplings

May Turkey?

November ravioli

September Honeybun.

pretty good

April Cookie

Grilled nuggets

APRIL HOTDOG

August sherbert c;

March Noodles, sounds terrible

>December Testicle
Explain

OCTOBER CHICKEN

perfect name for fat girl porn

april chicken

June spaghetti

September Roast Beef

>9966
>99
>66
wew

That would explain you fascination with numbers.

June Chicken Sandwich.

August Pepperoni

April Poptart

September Fry.. I can dig it

November Niggertoes

NOT BAD

May pizza

May Fried Fish

ill fry ur fish boi