ITT: We act like civilized human beings till trips, then we go apeshit

ITT: We act like civilized human beings till trips, then we go apeshit

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Hey guys, I'm a straight white Catholic who believes in evolution, athletic, have a gf, and your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Sounds pleasant

fuck yall niggas I hate white boi trips or not foo

Hello lads, check these trips

Wonderful day I've been having. How was your day, user?

What a nice and original idea, user

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

I'm very happy about this thread, I just really can't believe the things I'm seeing on the internet these days

Nice day out.

today, i made a dollar!

It was a rather nice day, surprising for this time of year

top job lad!

I feel as though, we should go back to the gold standard.

Our president-elect is a fine individual with many good qualities. Everything is surely going to be fine.

Good Day everyone. Would some of you mind keeping an eye on my drink here while I run up to the store? I can tell this is the kind of trustworthy fellows I can trust.

stay easy friends

i hope this lasts!

Yes, yes, but rather chilly, would you not say?

Hello gentlemen.

a little brisk but seasonally within specs

Hello, how are you doing today Mr. user?

I'd be happy to keep an eye on your drink, good sir. Do hurry back!

How is everyone here doing? I am having a fine time.

splendid

not bad, hoping business picks up but otherwise not too shabby

That's awesome fellow chap.
Keep up the good work

Weather was nice today.

Hey guys, nice day today don't you think?

Excellent!

By any chance, do you have any board games we can play?

hey guys

What sort of business do you work in, if i may inquire?

yes?

hmmmmm
I only know how to play checkers, but why don't we go on snapchat?

computer repair

Hello, Gentlemen, pleased to meet you, i've heard of your proposition about playing board games. I have got plenty of them, we can play chess anytime, but if you don't agree, we can play any board game of your choice.

i could get my pictionary or scrabble board

Good evening, gentlemen. How are you on this fine occasion?

Chess is rather fun

how about some chutes and ladders

Gosh have you guys heard this new music?
Goldstein records just released the newest hit "ooga booga blasting niggas on my scoota" and apparently its making waves in the schools right now.

Chess would be excellent! would you like to play white, or the equally enticing black?

Ah! Well, I too hope business picks up for you, my friend! I am sure you are amongst the most skilled of your area.

I will demonstrate how to get trips

Nice!

why, t'is the first eve bearing snow in nearly a year! i do hope i can still make my velocipede commute safely on the morrow.

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Good evening kind sir, i am doing really fine.
Thanks for asking.

my nickname in high school was nigger juden

It was okay, got some stuff done and ate Chinese. What happened for you?

My goodness, how do you do.

Fine thank you. How is your night going?

You fucked up you fuckin piece of inbred shit

What a strange name, however did you receive it?

Are you of the jewish faith as I am?

How is everyone's night/day? Mine was good but a few things could have been better. Can't really complain, though.

Excuse me Mister, those are not trips.

How rude!

someone should tell a scary ghost story

My word.

Why-ever would you say this?

Same deal here! Trying to work through some things but staying positive. What is your favourite meal?

I have one.

The title of this light-hearted and most amusing narrative is "A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant."
In long-past archaic days of old, there existed A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And, that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.

Hi all

By golly, how are you?

Good evening. I do say a ghost story would be nice

I am further to play white, if that does not mean a problem for you.

Well done kind sir!

Impressive digits good sir

extraordinary.

Where da trips at?

Such nice people!

Boy, I sure do hope I get the most impressive digits!

I, personally, would honestly rather nobody get trips. this thread has been quite a pleasant experience for me.

Oh oh well, maybe I'll do better next time :)

Indeed, I also would be honored.

you're all such nice ladies

I enjoy this

Does anyone mind if i roll?

I do say, this is quite an enjoyable thread

Indeed it has.

888 get

mty pebis fell of

What are everyone's opinions of minorities? (e.g. Jewish people, African-Americans, Homosexuals)

I personally enjoy their company just as much as i would another who is more alike myself.

We are a very moderate society! We promote love and happiness but not like those degenerate hippies because we reward hard work and dedication appropriately

I love you people, you've made me such at home. Can I have some more tea?

be careful, buddy!

i think there is potential in everyone

I personally do not enjoy the discrimination against various races and religions

Good show!

Haha, you too, my friend.

i love all the colors of the rainbow

Woah there, lad!

I have always particularly enjoyed muslims. Their prayers are so lovely.

trips

You're one to talk friend! That was very close!

Chaps, I think we should have a toast, to our favorite faguette, OP.

It's nice knowing we all get along!

Good day lads

You gentleman, took the words off my mouth.
I am in total agreement

wut is dis civilized u taking bout mang

i love you all!

How is everyone doing?