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In the Kingswood there lived a mother and her cub. She loved him very much. But there were other things that lived in the woods. Like stags. And wolves. He could hear them howling in the night.

The little cub was frightened. His mother said, "You are a lion, my son. You mustn't be afraid. For one day all the beasts will bow to you. You will be king. All the stags will bow. All the wolves will bow. The bears in the north and the foxes of the south, all the birds in the sky and the beasts in the sea ... they will all come to you, little lion... to rest a crown upon your head."

And the cub said, "Will I be strong and fierce like my father?"
"Yes," said his mother. "You will be strong and fierce just like your father."

I will keep you safe, my love. I promise you.

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>at some point (pretty soon) all the men understand the shit is coming from the north and join in jon's crusade
>all the ladies keep screaming and fighting for the crown

I think this is the only possible plot

I love cersei i want her to peg me

you just KNOW

tfw neither jon or sansa are the heirs to winterfell

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>tfw I live in Kingswood IRL

>tfw exiled to cuckshed

At least he'll have Bobby B and Jorah for company

Is Varys teleport?

RIP SMIRKFU

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Wasn't there any way to silence Bran without throwing him from the tower? Also, Branbros unite.

PRESTON
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PRESTON
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Hourly reminder Dany is the Lord of the Stormlands now.

Last thread since OP's a faggot

can Brank make little starks?

It didnt end up mattering anyway, sooner or later all of jaimes children would die anyway which was the whole point of him pushing bran in the first place


jaime is a retard who ruined a kids life for N O T H I N G

he rides on his little birds

I hate how Preston is on the nose a lot but then goes on to nitpick random shit like an autist and make himself look retarded

post the blacked webm

For Olenna Redwyne

>you just KNOW

ewww incest

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PUT ON YOUR TINFOIL, HEAT UP YOUR GRRM BRAND QUESO TO VALYRIAN TEMP 135.5 DEGREES CELCIUS

THE SHADE OF THE EVENING HAS BEEN DRANK & IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR MOON TEA, LOG INTO WEIRWOOD.NET & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR

-JOJEN PASTE

-MOON TEA

-MILK OF THE POPPY

-BRAVOSI LEMONS

youtube.com/watch?v=AoHSLwOmNS8 YOUR GAME OF THRONES THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR BACKYARD TRAINING YARD, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES & A "FIGHTING PIT" STYLE DOTHRAKI ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER ELIO & LINDA USING GOOGLE HANGOUTS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION/SOCIAL DEPRIVATION FORUM (/got/) & PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH LEMONCAKES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY IRON ISLAND SALTWATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE SOURLEAF KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO YOLKBOY & LADY GUINVERE HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE CHILDREN OF THE FOREST=ALIENS & THE SWORD OF THE MORNING IS HIDDEN IN MEEREEN

DUDE SWEETROBIN IS THE NEW BLOODRAVEN LMAO

DUDE ANCIENT CAVERNS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH NUCLEAR FALLOUT & COVERED IN WILDFIRE & TAKING PLACE IN GRRM'S SCI-FI UNIVERSE ASIMOV STYLE

>"ASHAYA FROM HISTORY WESTEROS PODCAST JUST END IT ALL! I THINK YOU'RE A WORTHLESS YOUTUBER & I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON /R/ASOIAF SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK WHEN YOU BITCH ABOUT ME USING FAN ART IN MY VIDS & REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"ASHAYA "SNITCHES GET STICHES" "JUST" TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT! YOUR YOUTUBE CAREER IS OVER. AZIZ & SEAN BARELY HAD YOU ON THE PODCAST THIS YEAR BECAUSE YOU'RE A TOXIC CUNT WHO STARTS SHIT WITH MORE POPULAR YOUTUBERS LIKE ME. IT'S TIME FOR THE VALYRIAN STEEL DAGGER RETIREMENT PLAN"

-Preston Jacobs, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING PRESTON JACOBS NAKED IN A WEIRWOOD TREE WITH A MOUTH FULL OF WEIRWOOD PASTE TRIPPING

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"GILBERT KING!"

bran will do the opposite of his namesake and become bran the wall destroyer by going through the wall next series and accidentally the magical defences referenced by Benjen because he has been branded with the mark.

CHOOSE YOUR FACTION AMONG THE GREAT HOUSES AND INDIVIDUAL ORDERS.

FOR THE WATCH.

Why did that faggot Davos got so mad out of nowhere? He spoke to Melisandre before and now he sperged out, is it because he didnt want to interrupt during war or writers just needed Melisandre to gtfo from winterfell

so the Clegane bro's are both alive going into season 7. how the fuck are they going to get these two to fight?

Reminder Jaime will kill Cersei to stop the Mad Queen, then ride north to join Jon Targaryen

KING AND QUEEN IN THE NORTH

Is Natalie the hottest human on planet earth in our current year?

house way the fuck off from westeros

if you're not /Lannister/ by now you're automatically a pleb and a faggot

I think youre wrong

Sams horn is going to bring down the wall or the dragons.

Bran is going to repeat history by having to rebuild the wall and winterfell after it gets destroyed in the great wall.

>CHOOSE YOUR FACTION AMONG THE GREAT HOUSES AND INDIVIDUAL ORDERS.

If Stannis is dead I have to side with the true ruler of Westeros.

That is Dany.

Jaime himself would've been executed if found out.

Also,he could not know that in advance holy shit.

>Jaime will ride Cersei to the north

Preston tries too hard. I used to enjoy watching him but this is too much.

I'm a cunnyseur so /mormont/

great war* fml

>Burn him and bury his ashes

Cersei brings on the Stannis Fetish

Being a Lannister knowing that the House will lie in ruin because of Cersei is bad planning.

>go past the wall
>bran goes into treenet mode
>wakes up
>"he's coming. He knows where we are!"
>"Bran... Chaosh..."

sam will find the way to beat the walkers (sword he jewed will obviously be significant) but i dont think brans done with his fuckuppery quite yet.

probably warg into another poor fuck and ruin their life.

Dude if you give kids candy they'll murder people for you lmao

Yet, people have no problem at all blaming Bran for the war of the 5 kings as if he could have possibly known that cersei and jaime were getting it on in an abandoned tower where they didnt belong

love that hypocrisy

He's also made a Dorne video.

MEH, gonna watch tomorrow.

Fuck that scene is so good

Will Valyria ever be habitable again? Volcano fallout can't last forever.

>tfw they could have pulled him in and had cersei take his virginity in a great /ss/ scene.

Would have silenced him for good

so is sansa going to betray jon together with CIA?

>he thinks its just candy

Someone link the live thread during the episode, I want to see Sup Forums's reaction

Wait, was that woman raped by the zombie mountain?

my nigga

who asked you....?

they actually could have just done a bunch of unspeakable perverted shit to him so that nobody would ever believe him if he told anyone

I just realized that she also has short hair like Stannis does.
Stannis came back to us as Cersei.

This would not have been approved for television.

He also tended their injuries and had their abusive parents killed. Protected them.

If Jonsa happened, what would Arya's reaction be when she comes back and finds her "brother" and sister are making out and fucking?

Is Cersei the GOAT character?

He is a cripple and his dick no longer works dumbass

Honestly, this scene felt the most unbelievable to me. Qyburn really couldn't get his hands dirty on his own? Or perhaps it was more to highlight the difference between how Varys managed his little birds compared to Qyburn?

who "extremely disappointed with lyanna" here?

we can only hope.

"I've died one today... I can die twice"

I miss Tywin, bros ;_;. Cersei ruined House Lannister, and Tywin's rolling in his grave.

BRANDON KING!

Wait, if the guy who was fucking Dany is Daario... who the FUCK is this?

He'll warg into jayme and kill the king

Proof of this?

Jealousy

>Fuck the people - peacekeeper
lmao preston actually made me laugh

what does that have to do with anything dumbass

if being a cripple meant your inheritance is null and void then rickon would have been the lord of winterfell in season 2 not bran

pay fucking attention

>this is a 10/10 in the North

This was also WAYYY before the books were going to be adapted into a show.

M8 it was a Le shock violent kids omg so controv yeah? scene and nothing more

So, is Bran some kind of time wizard? Is he going to manipulate time to stop the white walkers and bring his father back?

daario is also a faceless killer

>They picked this to be Lyanna
JUST
U
S
T

She's alright.

So there's one more season right? or was it two?

Bookautists are on literal suicide watch.

recast

He's a qt is what he is.
Would snuggle.

>Smirkfu: Dead
>Mace the Ace: Dead

WHY EVEN BOTHER WATCHING ANYMORE.

AGU
DO DIS TING FO ME

This season was so fucking fan service-y. It even ended with everyones favorite SJW queen and some shit CGI

fuck why do I still watch this shit

It's no use.

REMEMBER THIS

REMEMBER THIS POLL WHEN JON TAKES ARYA AS HIS WIFE YOU FUCKING SHITS

All my cuddles are belong to Bran

Listening to his comments regarding Marge's deduction. Preston confirmed retard.

>no, preston, a person like cersei does not intend to suffer the consequences

the loli from the past was hotter than her desu

no pedo

>Tywin's rolling in his grave.

It didn't have to end this way.

Tywin was a great villain. Pragmatic, intelligent, but not unnecessarily vicious. If Tommen had been raised by him, the kingdoms would be fine.

60. "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken" (Season 5, Episode 6)

59. "The Prince of Winterfell" (Season 2, Episode 8)

58. "Breaker of Chains" (Season 4, Episode 3)

57. "The House of Black and White" (Season 5, Episode 2)
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56. "Oathkeeper" (Season 4, Episode 4)

55. "Mhysa" (Season 3, Episode 10)

54. "A Man Without Honor" (Season 2, Episode 7)

53."The Broken Man" (Season 6, Episode 7)

52. "Book of the Stranger" (Season 6, Episode 4)

51. "Valar Dohaeris" (Season 3, Episode 1)

50. "Oathbreaker" (Season 6, Episode 3)

49. "The Wars to Come" (Season 5, Episode 1)

48. "The Kingsroad" (Season 1, Episode 2)

47. "The Red Woman" (Season 6, Episode 1)

46. "The Night Lands" (Season 2, Episode 2)

45. "Lord Snow" (Season 1, Episode 3)

44. "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" (Season 3, Episode 7)

43. "Dark Wings, Dark Words" (Season 3, Episode 2)
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42. "The Gift" (Season 5, Episode 7)

41. "The Pointy End" (Season 1, Episode 8)

40. "Garden of Bones" (Season 2, Episode 4)

39. "Sons of the Harpy" (Season 5, Episode 4)

38. "Valar Morghulis" (Season 2, Episode 10)

37. "You Win or You Die" (Season 1, Episode 7)

36. "The Laws of Gods and Men" (Season 4, Episode 6)

35. "The North Remembers" (Season 2, Episode 1)

34. "The Climb" (Season 3, Episode 6)

33. "Blood of My Blood" (Season 6, Episode 6)

32. "Kill the Boy" (Season 5, Episode 5)

31. "First of His Name" (Season 4, Episode 5)

30. "No One" (Season 6, Episode 8)

"Her?"
- Aerys Targaryen

Never thought I'd say this, but I wish it was bethfu after all.

>everyone said "they won't make her look like arya" when i posted the french maisie clone
>they go ahead and do exactly that

at least frenchfu is attractive

is she a terrorist?

i'd let her suck my cock tbqh

29. "The Ghost of Harrenhal" (Season 2, Episode 5)

28. "The Wolf and the Lion" (Season 1, Episode 5)

27. "Walk of Punishment" (Season 3, Episode 3)

26. "Mockingbird" (Season 4, Episode 7)

25. "Second Sons" (Season 3, Episode 8)

24. "High Sparrow" (Season 5, Episode 3)

23. "Winter Is Coming" (Season 1, Episode 1)

22. "The Lion and the Rose" (Season 4, Episode 2)

21. "And Now His Watch Is Ended" (Season 3, Episode 4)

20. "Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things" (Season 1, Episode 4)

19. "The Dance of Dragons" (Season 5, Episode 9)

18. "Fire and Blood" (Season 1, Episode 10)

17. "Home" (Season 6, Episode 2)

16. "The Children" (Season 4, Episode 10)

15. "The Mountain and the Viper" (Season 4, Episode 8)

14. "A Golden Crown" (Season 1, Episode 6)

13. "The Watchers on the Wall" (Season 4, Episode 9)

12. "The Old Gods and the New" (Season 2, Episode 6)

11. "Battle of the Bastards" (Season 6, Episode 9)

10. "What Is Dead May Never Die" (Season 2, Episode 3)

9. "Two Swords" (Season 4, Episode 1)

8. "The Door" (Season 6, Episode 5)

7. "The Winds of Winter" (Season 6, Episode 10)

6. "Mother's Mercy" (Season 5, Episode 10)

5. "Kissed by Fire" (Season 3, Episode 5)

4. "Baelor" (Season 1, Episode 9)

3. "The Rains of Castamere" (Season 3, Episode 9)

2. "Hardhome" (Season 5, Episode 8)

1. "Blackwater" (Season 2, Episode 9)


GET AT ME

Proud of you two. Degenerates would ruin him with their perversions. Branbros should want to protect him.