>left handed people are more creative
>left handed people are more intelligent
>left handed people have more grey matter in their brain for storage
>lefties make better artists, musicians, scientists AND athletes
>left handed people are more inclined towards developing mental illness/becoming insane (it's a win)
Why the fuck aren't you a lefty, user? We are the mighty minority within the collective shit hole of humanity.
I jack off with my left do I win?
You realize this is something they tell you to make up for all the years that ppl persecuted left-handed ppl and isn't true right?
>am left handed.
>No creativity at all.
>Cannot draw, play an instrument, conduct science, or play sports.
>Psychiatrist has diagnosed me with several psychological problems and I often feel less than sane.
On top of all that, I find it difficult to write in a spiral notebook because my left hand has to rest on air when starting a new page.
Kinda like pop culture putting niggers on a pedestal because we enslaved them? Makes sense. Kidding. Nah, being called the devil should be a compliment, not an insult. We were considered evil and shunned for being superior innovators in a world that's cut too right.
Right handed people at the mirror seems left handed...idiot
What about ambidextrous people ?
not op, not a lefty, just here to tell you that you are wrong
Where does it say pic related? I was waiting for this post. Thanks for confirming my intuitive, superior mind as a lefty.
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hollly shit the sauce?
Bisexuals in the making
Some chick I bang regularly because my mind is amazing and she floods my phone with ass pictures because she wants to be rimmed and suck my cock again. Nah, some faggot posted it. It's definitely not me.
idk what the fuck u just said but who is this girl?
das ged
Reverse image search my elephant clitoris if you want to see the entire gray, wrinkly snatch.
"searching for images of thighs".. stop being a nigger
Im a lefty. Its made golf pretty challenging over the years
It's ironic because being a nigger is how you get chicks like that in real life, being white just leads you to beg for photos online. The only thighs you'll be searching for tonight will be your fathers as you aimlessly move your mouth towards his croth under the blankets in the dark.
>golf
Ha it makes being human pretty goofy at times, only physically. Mentally, we are ahead of the game. Always.
I'm ambidextrous and I don't go around telling people how much better I am than everyone, because ambidextrous people are less likely to be condescending assholes.
I don't know the ambidextrous propaganda because I don't feel compelled to be in-you-face about anything, so I could be off about my first sentence.
You're just bisexual. Not lefty superior.
ruined it cuz u spelled crotch wrong, took away from the intensity that i was being drawn into. just like the majority of us on here, you can go back to your simple, possibly sub-par white life
Righty here and can't write or draw with my left hand
>sketch artist
>did well in HS and even better in college
>drummer
>shitty at basketball but dece at football
>extrovert
Everything about lefties being better is false
0/10 made me reply
>tfw ambidextrous
I dunno, I'm left handed and I'm not particularly that smart. I also suck at most everything I do and have shit memory.
how many of you "lefties" are actually lefty and not just cross dominant? meaning: you do some things with your left but others with your right
I meant to say croth. Why are you talking about your fathers crotch online?
>I'm ambidextrous
says every 'special snowflake' person
>ever
I mean, I beat my dick with my right so I guess
I'm lefty...idiot
I've seen enough shemale porn to know that 95% of them are left handed.
I was born a lefty but I taught myself to be a righty when I was very young because I did not want to be different from my family. My parents had nothing to do with it, they encouraged me to be a lefty..
I hate myself for it, so much wasted potential. :(
meh, i dont really count that. it seems like a lot of people jerk it with their off hand
Specify where I claimed you weren't.
i taught myself to be ambidextrous. its not all that difficult t.bh
Nigga probably can't even draw a realistic face to save his ass from being raped by fish in a zoo. You can't play drums in a rock band and you should be sad about being the fat kid with the huge bass drum in band because that's your percussion career in a nutshell
Just a mad righty looking for some gray matter in places he won't find it
>lefty
>do everything left handed except fap
>probably going to get alzheimers
>everyone I meet doesn't give a shit that I'm left handed
>almost constantly depressed even though I'm too much of a pussy to end it
Fail to see the advantage of my left-handedness. Where did I go wrong?
-2/10 b8
Kek
Literally every lefty I've had the misfortune of meeting has been an autistic near-potato. Nothing on your list is true.
Lefties are like gingers. Terrible, and probably inbred.
when you decided to become a regular on /b
Ambidextrous master race. Get on my level, lefty.
>spits on you
>opens door with my LEFT hand
>closes door behind me with LEFT hand
I guess I'll LEAVE you be.
Not even bait you stupid faggoty.
>Go look for yourself
You're funny m8
I know 4 lefties, one is a brilliant jazz bass player, the other one founded a startup together and is now rich as fuck, the third one finished school and university as the best and the fourth is just an average guy
the real question is, where did you pull your information from ?
but everyone knows thats a hypothetical cuz your a troll
Dubs and I never come back to this cancerous website
But I fap with my left hand. And my left leg is the dominant one! Doesn't that count for something?
Well, I'm not leaving today
He may appear to be average, but that guy has the astral plane unlocked in his mind for he is a lefty. Let him sprout, it's only a matter of time for nature and science are on his side.
It's your subconscious mind being petty and throwing signs of what you could have had at your face in miniscule ways that don't matter. Your left leg just feels out of place because your right one should be alpha but you fucked up the system right within the control room. Like pushing a square block through a circle hole and wondering why your life as a triangle sucks.
why do you attribute this to lefty ??
the fact that you are attributing this to anything at all, and not the release of everything means your an idiot that doesn't even know about the claims hes making.
Checked
Praise Kek.
Reroll.
Depends, this might keep you away, righty bastard.
Check
>righty bastard
>mfw when I typed comment with my dominant left hand
Quints must be gopel
All lefties should just an hero now.
Witnessed
i use to be ambidextrous, but somehow only became right handed as I grew older
Op here, being a lefty allowed me to express 8's in a few forms I prefer. I get trips, quints and dubs as often as I get oxygen. It's happening automatically. Unlike your breathing. Also reply before your mom chokes to death in her sleep.
holy shit you need to kill yourself,
your either a 12 y/o who is feverishly trying troll, of your an adult with a 12 y/o mind trying to feverishly troll
eather way kill yourself, your life wont get better
Holy shit... You're right... Even trannies I've met irl are all lefties... And so aren't most bottoms I've known
Possible correlation
the fact that their left feminine side of the brain is more dominant??, therefore their left side is more dominant ??
>be lefty
>badass at guitar
>4.0 in college for science degree
Lefty Aryan master race reporting.
kek she's still going to die for her son is salty tonight
Wtf?
I didn't post that pic
Lefties use the right hemisphere of their brain
In fact... I don't even have a pic like that saved anywhere
>fucking hate fatties and chubbies
Op here, it was me. Wanted to prove lefties are smart enough to trigger those who dare insult ouraster race.
uhhh everyone uses their right hemisphere ??
if someone only used half their brain then they would end up like yourself
What took you so long? You didn't get the memo?
Im leftie and I gotta say I indeed am very creative
lefties masterrace
stay mad, rightlets
please see
and stop posting yourself, trying to self assure yourself cuz your friends called you fat.
What? I got the memo when I was born.
my cousin is left handed and he's a depressed pothead in special ed classes because he's smoked himself retarded.
Projection going on in this post. You barely touch the rightesphere bro, you're a right handed pleb
I know but still took you a while. I got it before I was even in my Dad's ball sack
Apple doesn't fall very far from the retarded apple tree, his cousin frequents Sup Forums and shit posted himself retarted (get it? because apples)
No doubt
Left handed people fuck better too. It's a fact.
leeeeeeeft
What hand is holding the camera
don't see why you're here then. i'm assuming you must be equally retarded.
Weall on the retard plane
>left-handed
>white
>6'2
>blue eyes
>intelligent
I am literally a god
Friend is left handed is the complete opposite of all these hes a damn morom
you keep telling yourself that, you sad, sick, delusional packet of mayonnaise
k
oops, I forgot
>fat
>small dick
>neet
Nelson fucked South Africa to oblivion though
What good is building all these things that in turn kill the earth? Your viewpoint is wrong. If god is earth, then you are indeed the devil my friend.
also most pedo's are lefties . not sure that's an insult to lefties or a nod to pedos...
I do that, but any hand works mang
holy shit what a beautiful number.
actually its genetic, and about 50% of the whole population are left handet, or at least should be, i for example learned to do everything with my right hand in kindergarden, but am actually left handet
I was "assigned" left handed when I was young. but i identify as right handed. i still write, throw, eat with my left hand but inside, i'm right handed.
>why aren't you [insert genetically determined thing here], user?
>being this retarded
(you)