Hey Sup Forums, How often do you shower?

Hey Sup Forums, How often do you shower?

fuckin months

Daily. Why the fuck wouldn't you, you fucking autist. The fact that you asked means you shower very little and are checking if its socially acceptable. You probably smell like stale Doritos, flat mountain dew, and cum. Fucking die

If I'm feeling well usually every 2-3 days. When I'm not feeling well it can be 4-5.

Not enough.

Real men bathe

Once in the morning, and if I ran that night I'll shower again. Otherwise my bed smells like ass.
IDK how some men can go days without showering.

Every other day,not that i go out much anyway.

once a week. maybe every 2 weeks

every day?

What a savage

Edgy.

when my dick stick to my leg

Once a year

I relate to this

Usually everyday. If I'm at the lake I'll go a week.

I've never bathed before.

once every two days, daily if I get dirty from outside shit or something.

1 week no shower while camping sounds grotty

>at a lake
>in the water all day
>thinks it sounds grotty
Kek'd, grody.. you don't know what grody is.

This.
I get so depressed sometimes that I can't stand to face anything. It's worse when you have roommates. I don't even want to see them and I don't want them to see me.

Twice a day in the morning and at night
I don't want to smell like ass for the whole day and I don't want my bed to smell like ass

>If I'm feeling well usually every 2-3 days. When I'm not feeling well it can be 4-5.
Dis

pretty much this, one time it got pretty bad though and I just didn't do anything for three weeks and I feel myself slipping into that again so thanks op for reminding me to shower, have a good night Sup Forums.

Anyone here have anxieties about being naked?

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If I'm holding down a job or have a girlfriend I'll shower daily. If not, I'd rather just sleep 18 hours a day and let myself go. It's kind of a problem.

well its not like its necessary to shower every day unless you work for a living... a lot of people are office drones, what grease grime oil are they being so ocd about

1-2 times a day. I'd say about 11 times a week

i work on schoolbuses, its dirty work. if i didnt shower every day after work my whole apartment would soon smell like oil and be covered in industrial grease

I regularly can go over a week without showering. I wear cologne on some days through the week or antiperspirant roll on deodorant. I shower whenever I smell or get dirty. Showering every day is totally unnecessary imo. (disclaimer i do indeed have friends and a girlfriend who would roast me if i smelled)

This.

I dont shower that often and my gf even compliments how I smell.

Every damn day! Go sweat your dick off 12 hrs/day and let me know if you can stand your own smell. My dog won't even greet me when I first get home from work. If you're inside all day, you can probably get away with every other day. Unless you're a greasy fuck...

...Greasy

2 every day, also clip my nails daily.

not really but if you have anxieties about it, stand in front of a mirror naked when you know you're alone and learn to love your figure.

also back, shower was nice actually, again thanks op.

Sounds like a good idea. Harder then you might think though.

Oh I know friend, I was there once, hell I still have some anxieties about being naked but it's a lot better than it was before, I'm not looking to get to nude beaches levels of confidence but I'm working towards not immediately putting clothes on after sleeping with my lover.

You can't be that dumb. When you sleep, your body secretes oils onto your skin that you need to remove.

>That you need to remove
There's a fine line between being clean and needing help, go see a therapist.

Welcome to tum/b/lr

It's basic decency. Those oils smell, ofc you can't smell it yourself. You need to shower at least once a day.

once every 2-3 days. i'm not very active. i don't smell from a day of desk work

ay spotted a newfag.

ITT: a bunch OCD faggots who shower too frequently to try and bury feelings of regret

I think one shower every night is good, morning showers are for retards, unless you work night shift in which case all the power to you.

its probably somewhere around .8 times per day overall.

every day like every other semi clean earthling

A great shower really bumps my confidence, perfect way to start the day.

A therapist is educated and will tell you to shower everyday, unlike you dumbfuck rednecks.

Daily. Sometimes more if I've worked up a sweat.

Old people, children, people with black rot ringing the edge of their teeth and inflamed gums don't shower daily- in the first world. The rest of the world probably does what it can to survive, never mind hygiene.

Even worse: most people that do bother to shower don't use a wash cloth or some other device to scrub the dermis. It's foul.

The worst are the seriously obese people that conveniently miss areas of their body, usually their under-gut and belly buttons, or at most only use soap-on-hand to "clean" these areas.

And of all the women I've showered with, only one ever bothered to clean her ass (and that was sans cloth).

Other people do smell you. It's not good. It's not OCD. It's basic decency and respect to not only other humans, but yourself. People that don't shower, and properly, are filthy.

When we have fat/chubby threads on Sup Forums I'm always both enticed and repulsed at the same time. It's foul, knowing that these women have lax hygiene and more than likely stink.

Also ITT, dumbfuck rednecks who are more unclean than people in India.

every other day

Every friday, its my cleaning day, shower, shave, etc...

This
Sometimes I get so depressed I just lay in bed all nasty for days. Showering makes me feel better, ironically.

Same except my day is monday.

I prefer to shower then soak in a bath.

I am Scottish and before I would just take a bath or just a shower and that was it. But everytime I would leave the shower or bath I would always have to remove the flaking skin that can be left behind from scrubbing.

But I do a shower, and then bathe, the bathing helps remove the excess dead skin and leaves your skin very clean.

I try to bathe at least every 2nd day, but usually every 3rd day. I will clean my hair every night though, I have dermatitis and it affects around my ears, in my ears, my brow and scalp with drying skin.

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He is right though, lake water is not clean and contains bacteria harmful to your skin.

Ever wonder why when people go to a public swimming pool etc they have a shower afterwards?

I am the shower then bathe guy...

This guy gets it, you have to remove that dead skin guys.

swampass fat fuck detected

Once a week

Shower every day, wash whole body, shampoo and condition hair every second day

I honestly think that people assuming that fat/poor people stink is just psychological association.

its bad for your hair if you shampoo and condition that often

Every morning; I take a hot shower and a fast scrub with a nylon scrubber.

At night, I do a steam shower and sauna, then a cold shower with soap. It's right after I shit/shower/shave.

Because if you sleep in a bed that you haven't showered before getting into, you're carrying all the shit you waddled around in all day.

Plus, I have a shower and tub with a deck sauna, and an outdoor shower. It's pretty awesome.

Jesus Christ, dude. Don't ever go to jail, then. You'd have a heart attack. And no, not because of the rape.

ex-convict confirmed

You're right, shouldn't shampoo and condition that frequently. I shower everyday and shampoo twice a week, no conditioner.

I'm not sure why I'd ever go to jail. That's like saying, "Don't ever jump in an active volcano".

I'm sure, however, that you believe your statement to be equivalent to, "Don't ever go outside" or, "Don't go grocery shopping", as you seem to believe that going to jail is common for normal people.

I shower three times a day. Once in the morning, once on my work break and once before going to bed.

In the morning after doing my stomach crunches, I can do 1000 now by the way, I remove the ice pack from my face from it being a little puffy, I'll use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply a herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

Once per day. Sometimes I turn the water cold.

Heh

Another important question - how often do you wash your bed sheets.

>t. Pajeet Patel

You're not a man, you're some yuppie faggot fudgepacker if this is true.

This is the best post in this thread. damn

I go from showering daily to showering once every 4 or so days, I don't leave my room, or my chair for that matter, and I don't eat or drink a lot. I don't really see the need to shower daily

this.

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This is where Sup Forums has gone, and what Sup Forums has become. This post was not made in irony. This poster really has no idea where the object of his attack got the monologue.

Erry dayy

Every morning Mon-Fri because I put a suit on to work and you feel like ASS if you don't shower before wearing nice clothes.

I skip Sat/Sun unless I'm going out.

During vacay if I'm not doing anything, maybe once every two days.

Once a month or so. I'm filthy

fucking loser - break this habit.