Stop lying about your cock size on the internet

Stop lying about your cock size on the internet

>implying I'm not serious when I claim I'm 2 inches

>Varg Vikernes is a meme

5.5-6 inches here. Wish I was lying

Why would a person lie about being 6 inches? I measured at 7 once but I was diamond hard.

15 cm
I... I don't know how to feel about myself.

Me too buddy im so close to six its disappointing. I mean i could lose some weight but fuck

this

I'm with you lads :(

12m

Just under 6 inches.

Everybody here has the same wiener. Rad I guess

I'd take a picture but last time I tried it said the file was too large.

《Cuz muh diks so big》

I don't think size is my issue..

Stop talking about dicks gais u r make me hard

Would suck.

it has arms

6cm

I may have a small dick but at least I don't stab my friend 29 fucking times

People have been lying about thier cock size on the internet long before they got paid to lie about thier cockatiel on the Internet. They didn't do it to be COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

gtfo of here varg and go fix your chainsaw or something

7 my ex measured out of curiosity. Width is what matters though

That was nice of your boyfriend

Stop eating junk food, playing video games, and masturbating to pornography on the computer all day

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Very good 9gag meme sir, mind if I save it?

You fucking asshole. Why would you add the captions.

No! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

post more, explain

7.75"

14 inches... wish i was lying :(

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Poor bastard with such a tiny dick

umadwhiteboii?

You mean defend yourself against your friend 29 fucking times, right?

Do you get cerebral hypoxia whenever you get a boner?