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Any of you lads pull tonight? edition

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pulling on meself 2bh lad

having a yank

A poo poo

never understood why anyone would drink it. it tastes like absolute shit. the alcohol content is too high to last long on a night out unless you are a full blown alcoholoic. it has a social stigma. it makes you look homeless. it makes your breath absolutely stink. and it REALLY does taste awful, like, the worst tasting beer.

If you want to get smashed, drink spirits, if you want to enjoy a beer, drink a nice beer.. just why?

>it's a north Americans using lad, mate, wank, banter and twat edition

dread to think what you cringey cunts look like in real life, bet you've been bullied your whole life

leaked janny pic

Are the Irish just redheaded Slavs, /brit/?
>violent
>alcoholics
>weird religion
>only reach their full potential in whiter nations

71369163
bad b8

>be human
>do anything
>get cancer

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I will buy 80% of your business for five queen dollerydoos

mfw anglos

real doll

Alien

want a whites only communist planet tbqh

t. TejANO

hit it in the face with a spade

>only 4 brit posts
lmfoa

need a poo

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what's up lads

me and the mates just had a wank

was totally banter until some twat called the cops on us

my willy is growing right before me eyes!

fite me u kiwi

what's a good show to start binge watching on Netflix?

harrison ford has pretty much given up on his son. heres why

I used to drink it a lot at houseparties for a laugh. Honest to god, once you get onto your second can it's not bad at all
Though this was back when you could get 5x500ml for a fiver at the paki shop, wouldn't pay the silly money today. there were nights i caned the special and my mates said they couldn't wake up me, slapped me across the face and i didn't react. used to mix it with strongbow black and make snake poison.

Fargo

the only place for a fascist being crushed between the pavement and a boot heel

>make 5 posts in 5 different threads
>0 replies

babestation

do you lot have star trek on netflix?

>people who refer to their pets as their children

they'll be strung up on the day of the rope

cancer rates just seem to keep getting higher. i often wonder if as many people ded of it back in the day, they just didn't know it was cancer, or if it really is that much more common now. i think the modern world has a lot more contributing factors to cancer than back in the day. pollution, wifi and millions of other electronic signals constantly bouncing around, high salt and sugar levels and other weird preservatives in our food and drink, more time spent indoors, fast food, junk food and snack food culture, more drinking, drug use, both legal and recreational.

Really often makes me do quite a big think and wish i lived on an island with friends plentiful vegetation and fish, live to get old not get the cancerooni. what do you think?

everything we do is distraction between birth and death

Rick & Morty

*noises*

your post is a bigger contributor than all of those causes combined

appreciate the effort that went into this one pal but i'm too drunk to give it a proper response

idgaf about cancer, I certainly don't wanna live forever. menthol cigs 4 life

gay

gay

gay

cancer rates are higher because we live longer

essentially we've managed to defeat almost every other cause of death that we're starting to live longer and be affected by other causes of death that we wouldn't normally be affected by as much

Going to make chicken tonight :)))

actually it's because large numbers of people are living into their 80s for the first time in human history

the overwhelming majority of people who get cancer are elderly and it's almost entirely genetic

why do twitter tankies act so cringy

anyone know what language this is?

i'd ask the rest of Sup Forums but i don't trust those jfs

no you

tankies reeee

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A Series of Unfortunate Events

need to get a job lads

>71369276
Poor lad

off to the pub

What the H*LL is wrong with her voice

fucking hell thailad the place did a right number on him

cornetto

arrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

el peruANO azul ajajajajajaj

chicken tonight???

she was created by disney

some indian language maybe

absolute bizzaro post on my fb timeline

I think that putting people into identity groups rather than treating them as individuals is regressive not progressive and words don't matter ideas do and people shouldn't have to worry or censor what they think incase it hurts your feelings, the truth doesn't give a shit what you feel, also the word they shouldn't be used in that context if used correctly...

I mean, what do you think is more offensive,
1. They are a cunt
2. He is a cunt?

In the beginning there was Jack
and Jack had a groove
And from this groove came the grooves of all grooves.
And while one day viciously
throwing down on his box,
Jack boldly declared
"Let There Be House"
and House music was born.

I am you see,
I am the creator and this is my house
And in my house there is only House Music.
But I am not so selfish because once you enter my house
it then becomes our house and our House Music.
And, you see,
no one man owns house
because House Music
is a universal language
spoken and understood by all.

You see,
House is a feeling that no one can understand
really unless you're deep into the vibe of House.
House is an uncontrollable desire to Jack your body.
And as I told you before
this is our House and our House Music.

And every House you understand there is a keeper.
And in this house the keeper is Jack.
Now some of you might wonder who is Jack
and what is it that Jack does.

Jack is the one
who gives you the power to Jack your body!
Jack is the one
who gives you the power to do the snake!
Jack is the one
who gives you the key to the wiggly worm!
Jack is the one
who learns you how to whop your body!
Jack is the one
that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together
under one house!
You may be black,
you may be white,
you may be Jew or Gentile.

It don't make a difference
in our house. And this is fresh

Had to ask my mummy if we could have chicken tonight tomorrow

El EstadounideANO
AAAAAAAA

*does the wiggly worm*

>and then all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave you with a bunch of like, 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and i fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then 2 went in my mouth!

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good post

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looks almost phoenician or aramaic
definitely ancient middle eastern
start looking up those sorts of languages and try to match symbols, i was doing that until i realised ive got better things to do

I feel like a dickhead tonight
Dickhead tonight

>an then I woke up :(

they're all so fucking awful

i think you're rude and should wind your neck in
haha i just woke up and you're still up and drunk. i'm old now.
they're also higher in young people though

simbly ebin

>>>/leftypol/

reminder

I AM A WHITE MALE

Holy fuck

eating a mi goreng

>they're also higher in young people though
child mortality has also been reduced

(though I think environmental factors could be related to that)

not real

fatpuss a best

san andreas!!

Cheeky x

cum n play youze are being silly now youze know youze just wanna ring that number don't ye? yez just bein silly

>>>/rightypol/

wanna know a secret? it's not a real language, i made it up

retarded nigger
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hehe yes yes hehe feeling very cheeky and willing to push the envelope hehe

what's a tankie?

lol

Bet you put ALL the sauces in, too, you saucy minx xx

I figured that might be the case

Ye m8
Was playing it on PS4 the other day, soundtrack brings back good memories

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haha yes yes i do i do every sauce packet squeezed out onto my mi goreng, flavour sensations

thought those dots were suspect
some of em look almost japanese too but some were very close to phoenician characters