Superpowers thread the last one was fucking great

Superpowers thread the last one was fucking great.
Come up with a superpower snd others come up with a drawback that makes the power almost useless.
I will start.


The ability to gender swap at will (and still remain human. Last time someone used the whole switch to a random animal drawback)

Every time you switch genders you also gain spontaneous autism + downs syndrome for two hours.

Fun fact, these statues sold for something ridiculous like 30 million bucks.

Good one.

The ability to fold space and be able to travel anywhere in the universe at will.

sure fag

Travelling anywhere adds a 0.00000000000000000000000000001% chance per day that the entire universe will collapse in on itself.

Can confirm, i even have had lectures About these statues in college

The power to manipulate probability.

What nigger?
1 statue sold for 15 mil

he invented the style tho, if you were curious

that should stand for something

Sometimes, it probably works

But there's a chance it probably won't work.

The ability to have Super Speed but normal stamina.

The power to heal

You're doing it wrong. You say the power and OTHER user come up with the drawback.

You heal in reverse

But you can only heal the wounds of dead people. They don't come back to life either.

You can only heal things other than yourself
CRAZZZZY DIAMOOOND

I can make threads on Sup Forums WITHOUT being a faggot

full time control

you die when you heal anyone other than yourself

But only if you cum in your mouth once a day.

They're all ylyl threads and people keep spaming the banana

Phonefag to the rescue

Your age is also affected

The power to age at will

The power to maintain good health

The power to fly
(Hard mode: no time/distance limit answers)

You are also affected by time manipulation

But only three seconds per day. So you can travel forward or backward in time three seconds. Freezing time also only last three seconds. And these are normal lengthed seconds that everybody else experiences.

only if you shut your eyes and hold your breath

You can only fly while having a orgasm

But you get every chronic illness that comes with aging and take it with you when you age back to being younger

but it only works as long as you never shower or clean yourself

You have to eat a baby once a year

But you are never in an open space and living in a cell underground

Still insanely useful

But only between the ages of 50 and 60
But you're afraid of heights

there's one in the MONA museum in Tasmania, saw it on Sunday

you have the power to control metal

That's pretty cool, I'd love to see one but sorta just as a gag

Only mercury

Only highly radioactive metals

But only if the metal is in your hands

The power to subjugate anyone you meet and bend them to your will.

0 inmunity against wind resistance or abrassion.

Chance of appearing random human organs in your body when you use your power.

Each minute of time control costs one year of your life

For each year you choose not to age, your mind healt degenerates into depression and autism

At the cost of a life without cumming

Each time your feet aren't touching the ground, you feel the call of the infinite blue, and the need to get lost in the atmosphere until some day you can't resist it and get lost in the space

Still amazing nerf more

Only autistic people

but they will remember everything afterward

But you can only eat metal, and it's insanely painful for your body to absorb it.

The power to blow stuff up by just looking at it

The power to become invisible and walk through walls at will

But you're blind

But you can't control when it happens

The power to teleport
(Interesting answers please not the usual 'but you can't control the location')

Your naked everytime you reappear

But you can't control the location

Only for 1 day, then they'll become inmune to your powers. Also, you can't make them harm themselves.
Hard mode: After your control, they'll fell the urge to rape your ass

You can get trapped inside of walls and objects

You can't ever look into a mirror ever again

He said not that

but somehow you can't control the location

The ability to make Anita Sarkeesian shit in my mouth on command

only if they find you attractive

The power to make people pee themselves

but she stops being a feminist

Your body cells will travel in attoseconds to your destiny through alien lovecraftian dimensions. This will give you night terror for life. If you break your concentration while teleporting you'll become trapped there forever.

needs a bigger nerf, you could always just reappear at home

Each time she does, you get a little brainwashed into feminism

but only if your having sex with your grandmother

but you have to shit yourself for it to work

But now you have no control over your own bladder

The power to cum like a futanari

0.01% chance to become permanently invisible

you reappear inside out

You cum so hard that nearly every kind of sex is lethal for your partner.

The power to get a job anywhere you want.

At the cost of your soul. :D:DD:DDD:D

Each time you do this it kills brain cells, with the number growing exponentially the more you use the power.

Starts with the same number that one beer would kill, and then doubles each time.

You need to absorb semen through your ass to reload your power

I'm sure you're ok with this

How about the ability to use any superpower you can think of?

The ability to go invisible and to teleport while invisible

Would be the " Cum hitman" killing people with my cum shots

You suffer an existential crisis each time your body is reformed, when you realize that you technically might not be the same exact person you were before you teleported.

You have the power to give any planet an inhabital atmosphere

But each time you do your penis shrinks 4 inches

It's completely random and changes every 24 hours

Anywhere you get a job, co-workers will have an intense hatred of you.

But only after masturbating for a solid week without stopping or sleeping.

i'm in fucking tears someone call an ambulance

At the cost of autism with only 5 minutes per day of sanity

If you get a boner while invisible you instantly reappear naked wherever you are, and can't use this power again for a month

But your boss is your worst enemy

For sea life only

That would be an awful method of killing some one.
Not only would the cause of death be immediately noticeable (a gaping flesh wound starting from within a body cavity), but it would also be dripping with your DNA.

But doing so destroys that planets sun.

That would be an awful method of killing some one.
Not only would the cause of death be immediately noticeable (a gaping flesh wound starting from within a body cavity), but it would also be dripping with your DNA.

but the planet is instantly destroyed

But each time you use it you lose 20 yrs of your life

The ability to make hookers pay me for sex.

But you have no control over when it happens or where you end up

but shit blasts out of your ass every 4 minutes for the rest of your life