Haven't been to school in over 2 weeks, been lying to my family and my friends...

Haven't been to school in over 2 weeks, been lying to my family and my friends, while wanking it in my room atleast 5 times a day. Proberly being kicked out of school soon, hows your day?

Iam basically you from the future.
its been quiet.

When your shit future materializes, and it won't be long, do not hasten to forget to whom the blame lies.

Sony know why people skipped school. Get to chill with your friends all day, free transportation, potential for getting laid or a gf is at its peak. The good old days.

>do not hasten to forget to whom the blame lies.

Medievalfag

niggers

>Proberly
I suggest attending regularly. There are enough retards in the world already.

I might be becoming schizophrenic. Lately I've been reminiscing about the past a lot and I would ask friends/family/whoever was in the memory with me if they remembered it. A lot of those memories did not actually happen. And some of them seem to have been fabricated by my mind sometime more recently than the memories would have occurred.

For example, I have a memory of going skeet shooting with my dad when I was 12. He says he never let me go shooting with him back when I was that young. After thinking about it I've realized I don't ever recall that memory existing up until about two weeks ago.

It wouldn't be so strange if I hadn't abused dissociative drugs heavily about a decade back. So I know how these sorts of things go. The difference is I haven't touched those drugs in about a decade but I'm having similar side effects that I used to get, same as if I were taking them. Obviously I don't feel fucked up per se but I'm losing my ability to tell my dreams or fantasies apart from reality and it kind of sucks.

Wow that was me in 1987....I just couldn't deal with it anymore and just wanked off for like two weeks. I tried showing up for my finals but my professors wouldn't let me take them and the one that did failed me...I came home told my parents and they FLIPPED...my friends all made fun of me...oh and my gf split shortly after....then my parents said "GET A JOB OR MOVE OUT! (which meant living on the street like a hobo in a cardboard box). So I packed up my shit and moved out into a basement apartment that smelt like shit, was full of spiders had one electrical outlet and a sink toilet kitchen combo.....

I think that's more 17-1800's. When the English language was at its best.

In the past 24 hours I:
-Attended my 3rd counselling session for porn addiction; it's going very well
-Booked vacation tickets to Senegal in April
-Bought two new plants for my living room to keep things cheery in the winter
-Got dremel bits in the mail so I can finish making my own wedding ring
-Skyped with my sister who lives abroad; she's depressed so I try to cheer her up
-Helped my mother take down tomato plants for the winter

>Attended my 3rd counselling session for porn addiction
>it's going very well

Top Fucking Kek

Well you're right, but not in the way you think. That's how authors of the 18th and 19th century thought medieval people spoke, but it's really a fictional, made-up dialect, just a cheap imitation of Chaucer.
Old English=Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon
Middle English= But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers/ Ful savourly, er he were war of this./ bak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,/ For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
Modern English: Officially starts with Shakespeare believe it or not.

i never even asked to be born, why am i even here

This is normal. Everyone have at least some false memories, because time distorts and scrambles shit. The human mind is fragile, and you may very well be on the way to schizophrenia, but I doubt it.

better yet, user is getting married aswell LUL

I remember being that young and thinking it was cool to be a fucking nobody.

Right in the feels

Save your semester. I'm 31 and am BARELY getting my bachelor's degree, I fucked around for too long.

Yeah, I know memory is an easily manipulated thing, it just never really happened to me like this before. I get small details wrong in plenty of memories of when I was younger, like misremembering the name of a hotel I stayed at or something, but I've never had entire memories turn out to be fabricated before. Like in the gun range example, that was an entire 10-12 hours worth of memories, none of which actually happened. And this has happened on almost a dozen different occasions in the past few months. Which is quite a bit freakier than misremembering small details. I dunno maybe you're right though.

>implying you're not still a nobody in a world with 7 billion other nobodies, except for a handful of important leaders

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Truancy is a gateway drug user

Go to an alternative school. They let you come, do as much or little work as you want, and then as soon as you finish your work they let you graduate early

If your life was a show, I would watch that show. I would binge watch.

>school
>not going
Smart man

Lost my girlfriend and my job last week

appreciate the suggestions, gonna try and get up the gutter and shit!!!

i know im not a smart man, been goofing around way too long at home doing random shit

Just own it, you pussy faggot. School is just an indoctrination center, where very little individual value is learned; They Pavlovianly have the future workforce fill out remedial paperwork with artificial deadlines, in which you mustn't speak out of line to your superiors, all the while starting and ending whistles dictate when you are to come, when you are to work, and when you are to leave, and heaven forbid you are late to work. You have to ask permission to take a piss for fucks sake. Oh, and subjects of great worth and that helps breed cognitive ability and critical thinking,... you know: reading, writing, and arithmetic,... maybe a little history? Yeah, they chop those up into confusing social sciences: 'social studies', 'English - where you learn about the atrocities of the holocaust', 'health class, aka government mandated morals class'... and so on, all the while attempting to navigate social circumstances being taught by other mindless idiot children and violent spoiled assholes on how to best operate within a society. Let alone common core, which is mind fuckingly stupid, where what little benefit of school there could have been (learning a little English, Math, and Science) has been fucked to death and where critically thinking about the world around you and 'actually thinking' goes to die.

Learn WHY you don't want to go to school, and don't let anyone tell you a fucking thing. Not parents, not the school, and not authority figures. Schools of any sorts are not even worthy accolades anymore--- if you want to get a job, experience and skill dictate your worth, not a sheepskin saying that you successfully thought inside the box for decades at a time... and that's if you don't want to make the real money (at a much higher risk, but with vastly higher rewards) and make your own companies.

tl;dr If you don't want to go to school because school sucks ass and is dumb, then don't. Do something better with your life.