Alright faggots, i have 16,000$ US and im going to kill myself here in a few days...

Alright faggots, i have 16,000$ US and im going to kill myself here in a few days.what should/ coul d I do with this amount? I live in nyc, gimmie a few ideas Sup Forums tards

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Donate it

And wwyd with your house?

fuck off to another country, bang some sluts, get aids, give all your money to the poorest family you can find, then die

Give it to me thanks.

Donate it

I'm also in NYC. Let's meet up and hit some strip clubs or something, homie. Have 1 last party?

buy shares.

OP here, these ideas are gay and lame

dont live in a house i rent

yeah go fuck yourself

hookers and cocaine... but you'll probably wanna live after that.

never done any hard drugs, they never interested me. I guess im a lame that way.

Rent nice car, hit a police officer, get away in car, get a nice police chase going, put cinder block on pedal, tie ends of parachute to steering wheel, tire the other ends to your neck, open the Moon roof and pull the chord, you will also be naked and hanging yourself during a cop chase

cocaine will make you wanna live... who cares you're gonna die... might as well die at 1000 mph

ONLY WAY:

>Acquire large firearm
>Acquire gopro
>Acquire friend or person who will retrieve gopro
>Acquire loud speaker system with Rock, Metal, Dubstep etc
>Scale tall building with all equipment minus the person
>Jump off it into relatively crowded area, make sure gopro is strapped to you and turned on
>Have music playing loudly out of speakers
>Fire weapon randomly

When you hit the ground, someone should pick up the gopro and take the footage to post on Sup Forums.

buy a house you cant afford, buy some shares that fall in price. max out your credit cards to buy food. (plunge into massive debt so killing yourself feels more rewarding)

with 2000bucks get some coke and a nice escort
after you can either gamble the remaining amount and kys if you lose all or instead go on a trip somewhere cool, you sound nice enough to figure out something cool

To me.

fuck off faggot

Travel ffs, loose ur self in the world for a year.

U got nothing to tie u up to the life ur living now, u got some cash do it u got nothing to loose.

I personally would try skydiving----->wingsuit flying or kiteboarding before sigining off for good

retarded

But still the undisputed best way to go. Think of the commotion, the news coverage, the minds you'll scar for the lulz.

You live in NYC and you still don't know that $ comes BEFORE the amount and add US when you write?! I call BULLSHIT!

Take all the money and blend it till it's liquid, the. pour it all in a pool and then drown your self

Go to to the river start yelling out you are - The new Jesus Christ -

Everyonesstaring.jpeg.

Go to walk over the river. Drown.


Before. Buy me RP in League.

you are a fucking retard. i hope you die today by accident, so not even your suicide will be a success cuz you are the worst kind of them all.
i really really hope you die right now.

like money makes any difference, fucking kids.

I must have forgot that living cost nothing. And everything in life is free. How silly of me. I will go neck myself.

Go on expensive parties, surround yourself with hoes and have the best time of your life. After that you probably dont want to kill yourself anymore.

Jump out of Trump tower

so what is the point in him doing this?
the aim is to have a good time waste the money and then end his life
not waste his money and live
that is just a waste bc he will have no money to
live off

Donate

At least try MDMA. Also try it while on LSD. At the very least you'll feel like a different person entirety.

>Drugs

HAAAAA

Donate some to me
Here's my discord server
discord.gg/FnD9FJV

fuck you begging pos

OP here, I dont even want to do anything with my money im so depressed. I was thinking of just leaving it for my family for my funeral costs. at this point I was hoping to get a few good ideas on what to blow it on, but no success.

You seem like the sort of person who will be unimpressed no matter what anyone says, and so even Sup Forums can't help you I'm afraid.

your probably right

Alright OP, I will help you.

Buy potassium cyanide for the suicide method at the end

Head to a local college and place metal suitcases everywhere

Rent a very nice car as your ride

Buy subwoofers and play shitty sonic music in the streets

Go on police chase with very nice car, drive miles upon miles, hit some people then use cyanide

Jump off the empire state building whilst holding the cash letting go of the $16,000 mid flight, let's see how many heartless bastards pick up the cash and ignore the corpse in the concrete.

both of you are retarded

donate to a no-kill animal shelter.
years back, i'd have suggested a food bank or homeless shelter, but after 5 years of volunteering at those places and seeing how ungrateful, shitty, and downright useless 99% of the people there are, nah.. help some animals.
OR?
lol. donate it to trump and post evidence to affect max rage/lulz on 4chins.

Travel with all your money, fuck suicide. Travel, fuck bitches and enjoy yourself. When you will finish your money, an hero.

Do that thing where you have it invested for 200 years w/ compounding interest and then donated to a worthy cause, eg animal welfare or make a wish. I think old boy franklin pulled some shit like that. It turns into so much fuckin money.


I reckon buy a trailor and become human trash though, no need to kill yourself. Should be able to get a camper and internet for 16k no worries. Get the f outta NY.

Buy a motorcycle for $2000 max. It provides an easy out but you probably won't give a shit.

If you wanna die peacefully, buy 200$ worth of heroin and take it all in one shot

You'll be the happiest you've ever been in your life for 10 min, then you drift to sleep and never wake up again