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Nonce edition

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prime goth gf material going to en event I'm interested in

might get a fanny tattoo

>prime
>goth

come on in always having a laff

wily

fuckin ell

He looks quite comfortable

>comedian called ray peacock
>gets legitimately angry when people call him rapey cock

isn't it career suicide to not handle the banter when you're a comedian?

don't care

doesn't help when you look like a rapist either

Absolutely gagging for it

look at the flags

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so called tee eff

why do yanks always make such fucking dreadful threads? do they do it on purpose because we're always mean to them?

Reminder that you should smash yourself if you drink light beer

grim

god dicks are weird

southern (us) accent is cute

Quite the hips on that freak

Looked him up and it's some fucking obese ugly mong

Every cunt can call themselves a comedian these days it seems

y'all so mean, like dang

of course the literal pedo doesn't like the nonce edition

there are no good looking comedians, except maybe dane cook but he's a twat

nonce case detected

The trinity of Pepe, Wojak and Spurdo are pretty interesting tbqh

i have one

specifically an eastern north carolina accent

i'm partial to accents of the deep south though if i don't marry a girl from here i'll marry one from alabama or mississippi

Life is interesting

Why are we here lol

Spurdo never caught on with the normies like Pepe and Wojak did

alri r/the_donald

my sentence structure is awful
need to work on it

wojak didn't really either, most normies are only aware of pepe

doing an ol' browse of /r/the_donald

>"I'm an old school lefty"
>is actually a neoliberal with a tinge of white guilt

I miss the days when he was an edgy alcoholic nihilist before it was fashionable

Because your biological father left a big spurt of semen creampie in your mother's red pulsing leaking vagina after a session of raw passionate fucking, and that spurt of semen launched sperm which eventually entered her womb and fertilised an egg

>north carolina
not really the south though is it

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Apparently there's lads who make a living finding things on Kickstarter and quickly getting knockoffs produced in China and flogging them

Might attempt to enter this business

poo and wank

Ur etalian lol

Around a yank
Never wank

Unless she's a peng ting

Some yankettes are attractive little minxes

its the other way around over here

honestly would pay to hear an italian say that

it is outside of raleigh and charlotte and asheville

*blames it on the boogie*

spent the last week watching all 9 seasons of the x-files

was talking about real southerners

the alabama,south carolina,georgia and misisipi type

What do you mean?

old lefty=trot
new left=blairite third way

honestly reckon this country might be the next to leave the EU

Saw him on RHLSTP
seemed like an alright bloke 2bh

doing an extremely lengthy poo lads. feels like there's metres of the stuff

I just want to pick her up, with her arms around my neck and legs wrapped around my waist as I push her against the wall and slowly push my big thick cock inside her, slowly so she can feel every inch inside her. Her nails dig into my back and she thrusts her head into the side of my neck. I can feel the warmth of her breath against my neck as she gasps.

Most of Blair's cabinet involved former Trotskyites

Peter Hitchens makes a good case for why New Labour was the most radical and successful left-wing movement in Britain in a century. Corbyn doesn't even come close to the radicalism of Blair and Mandelson

>trump has 90% support within the GOP
>leftists think he'll be impeached

off to fight the patriarchy lads

didn't ask mate

Ireland

>former Trotskyites
so neo conservatives?

north carolina contributed over 200,000 soldiers to the confederate army which is more than any other state contributed
granted we have a lot of carpetbaggers but they're confined to the cities i mentioned previously

william tecumseh sherman actually marched his column up the road i currently live on
the confederate general in the area was joseph johnston

>Peter Hitchens makes a good case for why New Labour was the most radical and successful left-wing movement in Britain in a century. Corbyn doesn't even come close to the radicalism of Blair and Mandelson

fuck Trump

it's literally impossible to move to America and now he's gonna make it worse

Marry a yank like I'm doing

Paki

Fruit salad

>years ago we wuz southern
yeah but so was florida and missouri

>it's literally impossible to move to America
is it? i always assumed it's easy to immigrate here
get gay married to some gay dude

yummy yummy

That wasn't praise. New Labour ruined the country. It was still a success for the leftists in actually shaping a dominant culture, attitude and political norm for the left that had not existed in Britain before

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

you need to be rich or marry

boot

I thought primark was supposed to be cheap
sweat shops and all that

I'll toss your salad

it's been impossible to move to america for like the last 50 years unless you're rich, famous, or marry a yank

Really feels like I'm transgressing natural law and the good & godly when ever I take a shit while chewing food.

doing a think before i go do a poo

>for the left that had not existed in Britain before
they were winning all the fucking time en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_October_1974

Meet an Irish retiree at the pub, good lads.

Just bullying an Indian lol

>poostralia

Bit mental that such a tiny bit of red outweighs all the blue

*pounces at you*
raaaaawrrr o3o :)
teehee~

His suits are always dated as

know several people who've moved to the US, fit none of those descriptions

good lad

And aut-right thinks he will drain the swamp

Economic policy, not social policy.

Britain had a dominant social conservative cultural attitude throughout the 20th century until the 21st century where Blairism cucked it out of dominance and replaced it with social progressivism/leftism and took control of all important British institutions

>within the GOYP
besides if they impeach trump they'll get pence as president and then it'll be even worse for liberals

je suis drumpf

missouri was never southern they never seceded and north florida is still very southern it's a lot more like georgia than it is like the rest of florida

we still have distinctively southern cities such as greensboro and winston salem
our state government is dominated by republicans even though our new governor is a democrat

Poo poo

the poo-right

>won in scotland
>won in wales
>won in the north

shaddapyouface desu
no one likes offbrand micks

there's a snake in my boot!

Population vs. Land area mate.
Rural places vote Tory

representative democracy is shit

Most of Scotland and Wales are rural

it's weird that tiny little pockets can win an election over a clear majority of the country was my point
Reckon people should be forced to move around and populate it more evenly

Give me the rundown on UK politics

I haven't the faintest on any of the parties except UKIP