My ideal bf is...
1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
2. 20-40 years old
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
>I'm all but 4.
>I agree with your standards.
How old are you in dog years bitch?
You'll never find love carrying around a list of requirements AND whoever told you the English are highly sexual lied to you.
>I'm all but 4
Pleb
so what type of body do you have?
can you cook?
are you a generous lover?
have you ever cheated in the past?
>so what type of body do you have?
twink mode
>can you cook?
No
>are you a generous lover?
Yes
>have you ever cheated in the past?
No
oh you're a ghey, carry on friend
1. 178cm, very fit, not verymuscular but very trained legs (I do running and mountain cike)
2. 24 yo
3. I love cooking
4. I've read far more than that
5. I'm top, in fact I'm very dominant
6. White, from Spain (spanish man are famous for being amazing lovers)
7. I do love romance and cuddlings, but I'm not very monogamous
now see if you interest me
1. skinny, works out at least once a day
2. 20-30 yo
3. is amazing in sex (and I mean really amazing), also needs to know bdsm
4. doesn't bitch around all day, is kind and lovable, and cares about her bf
5. sub
6. don't care about nationality, but must be atheist or agnostic
7. not a fucking cheater or money-digger
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>I'm not very monogamous
how hard is it to stay faithful to one person you dickbag
I just don't see the point of it, why limit relations?
if you just want to fuck around then don't get into relationships
You're a homosexual.. which means you'll never have a meaningful or genuine relationship that doesn't entirely revolve around sex and doing gay shit. You might as well stop toying with ideals, setting high standards and just find you a man that makes you feel good about yourself. God damn I'm high right now. I could never love or be in a relationship with another dude.. that is really gay and makes god pissed off.
>thinks someone with all these qualifications would actually give a fuck
Dream boy doesn't exist hun. Go find yourself a beer bellied handyman before your baby clock starts ticking.
>reads Kafka and Proust
>bottom
>romance and cuddlings
He's gay. Whomever you're looking for is a flaming homosexual.
>I just want a man who fits all of my ridiculous criteria but if he has any preferences of his own then he shouldn't be so shallow and just appreciate me for the perfect soul that I am.
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
If you think this is a female, you've failed to observe the rules.
I have a face much higher than average though
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