Your age:

Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:

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41/40

Age: 42
Fucked: 100+

Number includes hookers. Got better sex from them than from any gf.

12
None

Same as you

>25
>1

Maybe I should leave the house sometime

27 / 2

gonna start getting laid pretty soon though. I can just feel it.

28
2

18/2

33
14

23
2

21/3

25/10

18
2
Not great but at least I'll never be a wizard

33
11 (Ages 18-63)

44/100+

23 / 13

22
0

21 - 2
Been with current girlfriend for 2 years

It is impossible to divide by zero, isn't it?
If I symbolically put one there, it gets to 19.

26
5

not soo good, not too bad

18
0

34-12 married 8 years

24-50
tinder made everything so fucking easy

27 and jeeze maybe about a dozen?

28
0
Getting a wizard status in april next year.

kek

30- 73
The internet made it so easy

F me, I ment 29, Im getting senile

25
2

I've had several opportunities the past few years. Even to the point where i've had girls tell me "wanna mess around?" and i've turned them down.

>F me
Why should we, no one else has.

maybe your just waiting for the right guy?

38/1

I dont have a problem with it. A pussy is a pussy.

top kek

21
2 hookers (travelling and alcohol)
6 non-hookers

1 my current best friend/fuck buddy
1 year girlfriend
2 year girlfriend
3 year girlfriend
1 random tinder bitch
1 friend after she saw me miserable post-breakup with 3 year girlfriend and wanted to cheer me up.

50
19

why?
>inb4: Cause you r a huge fag

24/3.

63

1

Maybe bois are more the thing for you?

craving cock much?

23/3

Honestly thought there were more, but they've mostly all been chicks i've fingered, sucked my dick, or anything else oral-related. Go figure.

25, 26 next February

0

Four years.

Four more years and I will become even more powerful than you could ever imagine!

Virgin Blood = Unlimited Power

>sumliek too atey

>bout tree fiddy

not really.

some are tight some are loose, some are small, some are huge, some are soft like velvet, some are dry like sand, some are pinkish peach in color, some are dark like chocolate.

just like boos, kittys also are different one from another, and the owners upkeep them or let them go.

Sup Forumsro where are you from? I'll buy you a hooker.

34/75
Includes 50 hookers
Excludes blowjob only

45

26 or 27 if memory serves me well. No hookers

24
53

26/12 the last 2 same time

Ha, nice one, at this point I laugh at my self every day. O well such is life.

>almost 49
>zero

dude, backpage is your friend, look for GFE 'girlfriend experience', and become a man

89

475,000

lol ive fucked more women that most in this thread and im gay....

not gay. Just, depression can be hell.

its hard to get lewd with someone when you don't feel attractive and desirable, regardless if others think you are.

34 --- 43/44. I can't remember the exact number but it's around there. I've also had 2 girlfriends in the past 10 years so the numbers stopped at that point. Current one will be wife but it's fine with me. I've had a good run and she's great

kek

prostitutes don't count

Name?

15

not technically fucked, but got a cheap bj from a drunk chick at a house party this year and other time got a full on tits out bj in my school locker room after lunch from my ex

>I'll buy you a hooker.
>hooker

There ARE cheaper ways of getting diseases you know.

Seriously though, I just haven't found the right woman, and from what I've read from all those experiences of dudes losing their V-card at a young age, a lot of them actually regret it losing it at such a young age.

And my patience is also augmented anyways.

AND I have a gigantic fuckload of freedom being currently single.

How do you guys remember every single lay? I'm 22 and sitting at around 15 give or take a couple.

17, 5

>excuses left and right

Motivational Video for everyone here.

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>100+
its like mathematically impossible for you not to have an std. herps?

Do whores count?...

Because it would still be 0.

ban this faggot

age: 23
women: 36
STD chlamydia.. cured with a tablet

you know what a condom is?

22 years old; 8 grills.

36

Maybe 13 or 14. Three of those spanned 11 years

32. lost track but over 70. at least 10 were escorts. Words to live by: if you can make a chick laugh and smile you can put your dick in that smile. unless you are an ugly piece of shit like most of you.

23/7

Current gf 4 years

>become a man

Not this guy, but 26 in two weeks and in his situation. Now how the fuck does paying some chick "Make you a man"?

You know, instead of working on finding your balls, talking to girls and trying to fuck them.

Not as immediate, but at this point buying a hooker would only painfully remind me of every girl I rejected because I couldn't fathom her wanting to fuck me (and there were many).

Hard way, best way. It wasn't easy to get out of being a friendless, mute, outcast autist, but I did it. So I will do this too, no matter how much time it takes, as long as I progress.

Nothing to it but trying until you get a feel for it , right?

You should be ashamed. You are a loser faggot.

Age:26 Fucked:7 Also sauce on her OP?

16
1
gonna up my game soon

fuck yea it did. POF is ok too but that is a longer game sometimes

21
4 girls
1 guy

17
0

46/75+ stopped counting after that
No hooks
No stds
Been married 14 years

19/4

26/2

28/15

30, somewhere between 25 and 32ish

It gets boring.

Age: 40
Fucked: 13 (mostly prostitutes, but not all of them)

22
3 girls

talk like that wont get you laid anytime soon, take it from me kiddo

34
8

I'm due for number 9 soon.

20
5

27 / 4

condoms work. thats why they are made. shit for brains. and who says i havent. if it can be cleared up with some amoxicilin its not a big deal.

You do know condoms exist, right?

paid sex is still sex. doesnt matter where you stick it in.
don't decredit me, fag.

Am also a world traveling, semi celeb tattoo artist and if I were not married could have doubled my total last year alone, lol

19
0

21/13
i dont think ive done too bad

You're on a good path son, stay Alpha

35/19

'cos it's easier to remember an actual lay than the imaginary ones

45

212 i kept track, never paid.