Be me

>be me
>grow up in trailer full of roaches
>develop a roach fetish as I get older
>spend teenage years masturbating to roaches in my room
>biggest turn on is to cum on the roaches
>now I fantasize about a big burly roach-man forcing me to fuck him until he blows a big load in my mouth

and the show has reached a new low

>home alone with younger sister
>get a bit drunk/stoned together
>time for bed, she asks if she can sleep in my bed to keep warm
>worms start dripping out of her asshole
>oh god this is awful
>floods of cockroaches crawling out of her cunt
>I'm running round the room naked, stamping on roaches
>follow them down to the kitchen
>they're collecting last night's half-eaten spaghetti
>they carry it upstairs and start forcing spaghetti into my sister's vagina and anus
>she is bloated with roach nests and leaking tomato sauce from every orifice
>her nipples turn into meatballs
>I'm ejaculating a constant stream of warm Béchamel sauce over her Parma ham pissflaps
>suddenly wake up in Italian restaurant
>I just fucked my dinner
>worst day ever

..go on

would recommend reading The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. It's in a similar vein

I used to hold the roaches down on their backs and pull their legs off with tweezers, then I would get real close and look them in the face before cumming on them. I fall asleep imaging different scenarios of a big roach guy busting out of my closet and forcing me to please him, and then he pulls my legs off and stares at me while I die

you called?

You are fucked man

OP what the fuck

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Found your dream guy OP

OP pls, get help.

I think you'd love it in Turkey

What.

who on Sup Forums isnt fucked

99% of Sup Forums now days are here just to say how fucked they are while they couldn't be more vanilla than vanilla

i aint one of those, i assume you arent either.
So why bother speak on their behalf?

When i say Sup Forums is fucked im talking about the real Sup Forums or at least what i consider what Sup Forums stands for

rarely lurk here anymore. mostly for nostalgia
the /b you are talking about is long dead anyway

Was it mom's spaghetti?

>the real Sup Forums
>what the real Sup Forums stands for
You're literally a fucking child. I've never read anything more cringe.

Can't you just be a normal fucked up person and be a pedo?

You can't grow old in Salem's lot?

exactly what i meant, shitposters like you are the real Sup Forums, people that just dont give a fuck, you must have your ego so high you literally have to call people out on the most stupidest shit

Thats the reason i like Sup Forums, so many shit people that are worthless to society, it makes me feel better about myself

>literally

What the fuck, OP?

Also put me in screencap, pls.