Who do you pick to protect you from the other five?

Who do you pick to protect you from the other five?

Tom Cruise tbqh

All of the others had a job to protect someone at some point, and all of them failed.

Decker for sure

Tom Cruise, he's the most based

Tom Cruise fucked up his first and easiest job ever and got all his teammates killed

We're talking about the character Jack Reacher not Tom Cruise

jason bourne

he is 100% a mary sue who cant be defeated

I can't see any of these goofballs taking out Decker. maybe if they all teamed up

Decker is literally the only one that knows how to hold s gun correctly.

The problem is the other 5 couldn't protect you from Decker, so he's the only choice

John Wick. Fuck these guys

Bourne is nothing.

Bond and Cruise.

Give me Michael Westen or Bonerman.

this tee bee haitch

also who's the queer on the bottom right

Jack Bauer is the most experienced in all sorts of espionage and as ruthless as he needs to be to get the job done, he would murder the shit out of the other 5 without playing fair tbqh.

I think bourne would be the best at hiding me from the other 5 and then take them out as they search for me

Bourne knows how to stay off the radar FROM government agents like Bauer and British dude. Not to mention his ninja skills if it actually came down to a fight. Definitely him. Go live in Iceland or some shit

You're going to let Jason fight your fight while you hide? You pussy.

the others will shoot me

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>got all his teammates killed
Actually no. two of the teammates faked their deaths

how about they all just take turns sitting on my face and stepping on my balls?

I came

The one who could take the others all at once

Seagal doesn't need a gun, just his karate chop hands

I'd definitely want to fuck all except for the last one.

I hate her in all the roles she plays.

Yeah I was just messing with you.

Borne because he's invincible and the best fighter

i pick the white dude

Off course I choose that Too, why isn't he on the chart?