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Feel like pure shit just want her back x

fuck off jock

peep show edition

do I go out alone or with people

Haha reminds me of the proto girlf'

Leeds gf

>tfw no cute jihadi bf

You guys ever wish you were really amazing and talented at something?

Don't get me wrong, I have a pretty normal life and can put my hand to most stuff, but then again who can't if they really try, but there is nothing that I'm really good at.

Ah yes, the old 'I want men to approach me but only men I find attractive, take a guess and see if you're hot enough' bit.

>Ah yes, the old 'I want men to approach me but only men I find attractive, take a guess and see if you're hot enough' bit.

whats it called when you want to die but you're too much of a pussy to go through with it

ah yes the ol' virgin rant

*hugs you*

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Really does make one's head come over all ponderous.

fake news

i can only wank to facial abuse these days

won't be long until i graduate to watersports and eventually scat

done two poos this morning which were really painful on account of the chili I ate last night

my bumhole still burns a bit

Who's this Trump guy? Hear about him in the news pretty often.

Harassment (all kinds, not just sexual) is judged on the perception of the recipient under equality legislation.

So yes, it's harassment if they perceive you a a threat or an undesirable aspect of their day to day life. Maybe try and work on being less rejectable and threatening,

drug addiction

People who think Sup Forums had anything to do with Trump's election need what little brains they have kicked in with some steel toe boots

...

youtube.com/watch?v=6GUsFvWrWbw

This guy is living some next level existence

it was me and all the other alpha redpillers on Sup Forums and r/The_Donald who got trump elected by BTFO'ing cucks nonstop in the name of Kek

Fuck off, fifth column.

Think chuggers should come under harassment to be honest, no one ever wants to fucking talk to them and they borderline assault people in the street.

mad how many people in /brit/ think they are humourous and witty

Sup Forums actually believes this though

>t. thinks he's humourous and witty

can't hate that mong

They're paid 8 quid an hour. If the average donation is a fiver, that means they need to sign up 13 people a day just to pay their own wages, before the charity even gets any money to give to the people they're supposed to be helping.

They have to be aggressive otherwise the charity loses money every day they're out getting signatures.

Two lovers entwined pass me by

heaven knows im miserable now

refugees IN

white men OUT

and Devin knows I'm miserable now

you utter dickheads!!

alri lads
poo

delete this

>trying to have a peaceful lie-in
>gf is cooking breakfast singing like a twat along to the radio

she does it deliberately i swear.

we are all refugees :)

whats she cooking

...

might do a kill of myself

alri turtlemong

Maybe try and work on being less of a dickhead and arrogant.

full english minus blacked pudding

>radio

tell her to fuck off back to 1990

Give her a slap and eat her breakfast while she sits on the floor crying

That'll teach her

haha I LOVE ironic suicide posting xD that is SO me

>shiteham

why do people keep calling me things that i'm not?

must've been called phimosislad about 10 times now

>minus blacked [sic] pudding

Rasheed

shes a mong and listens to local radio, she loves singing the jingles as well.

its fucking driving me mental

>ironic

youtube.com/watch?v=RG86Yrtad4w

need an aryan gf to steal cars with

turtlemong is not phimosislad

he's the future serial killer whose tinder profile consists of selfies of him in a black turtleneck

>tfw radical centrist

got cum in my beard last night

you prick

>[sic]

looks like he fell into a pringles can

is that that ugly slav looking twat?

>this is supposed to be the same species as white people

niggers are truly a species of a lower stratum

3rd time you have replied to me when I post that pic. Never reply to me again.

you complete shithead

president toilet bog fart

>having a cute domestic scenario with a cute gf who cooks brekkie and sings to the radio
r-reee

its only just begun mate

on the bog as i type this

If Sup Forums has this much influence then why did Ron Paul do so poorly?

Need a turtleneck bf

you should hear the state of this singing.

been doing some really smelly presidents this morning lads

>that kid who came back after the summer holidays with a new last name

Wonder what it was like, your slag mum meeting some guy in Costa Del Sol and telling you they're your new dad and you're getting your name changed

well you know german shepherds are the same species as poodles

He was the test run.

His sacrifice helped unlock the true meme magic

doing a huge poo

Sat on the loo doing a big smelly president after last night's vindaloo

ah yes fart jokes, real mature. that'll show the world you guys are to be taken seriously

german shepherds benefit from institutional breedism

thou beest a beard.

poo?

you say football, I say quidditch
you say prision, I say azkaban

>true meme magic

Doing a long, wet, smelly president at this post

poo

i think i'd put up with it to have a gf that cooked me breakfast

you're the lads that voted in president toilet bog fart

i can't grow a beard

President Fart

>true meme magic

yes, quite, poo

do you think that this is somehow a relatable memory?

Listening to purple rain, this is a fucking awful song.

Why in Christ's name was it so popular.

Got a terrible fever, I'm sweating like Thailad at a scouts jamboree

the woman i'm staying with's cat wanked in on me doing a wank and now im worried he'll rat me out

t. Barry Fernández

my first day of my new job tomorrow and already thinking of ways to get out of going