Hey guys wow so this is Sup Forums huh...

Hey guys wow so this is Sup Forums huh? Pretty neat stuff you got here XDDDDDXDXD Anyways my names Timmy but you can call me Swag Man XD

>be me
>be swag man
>XDDDDXDXD

lol zozzle kek
Well, I hope I'm allowed in fourchan sisnce I can triforce see?
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So, uh how's everyone's finger box KEK [spoiler] get it? Cuz stupid idiot normies don't know that a fingerbox isn't real KEK [/spoiler] anyways, I hope I'm allowed on Sup Forums and you guys like me cuz I have lots of social anxiety and I hav nof riends
>tfw you hav nof riends KEK
K I'll probably make another thread soon so pleases like my post and sub to me.
Also, does anyone know where I get a Sup Forums pass for free thanks XD!!!!

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You'll always be allowed here friend

what kind of god awful parent would let their child do that to their face

> XD!!!!

Welcome friend. You came to the right place. We're all friends here

If this is legit I feel bad for you... Sup Forums is the worst place for someone your age.

What are you a faggit LOL

Post your address and telephone number and I will send you a free Sup Forums gold pass newfriend!

do you have a sharpie?

Should i put it up mah butt?

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Gtfo, you look like your a prisoner's bitch

Please. I know a bait when i see one

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You're only allowed here if you make me some garlic fries

Welcome home oldfag.

Timmy, welcome to Sup Forums.

Make yourself at home. :)

Before you start posting, please make an introduction thread, with your age, location and some things about yourself.

Please also take up the current offer of free gold pass. Only 24 hours left and when they're gone, they're gone.

Have fun and play nice.

OP's name isn't timmy, this snake knows nothing of timmy

>It menaces with iron and sweat

>If this is legit

That mean you think there is a chance... wow people won't stop surprising me

Your way of typing and your face contradict each other, Timmy. I just thought I should let you know.

How so?

All nice and with the lingo, yet you're looking like a delinquent.

>fingerbox isn't real
wow you really are a normie if you think that the fingerbox isn't real.

Do you wear diapers Timmy?

That's because I'm an autistic faggot don't like it leave it sweetheart

Yes

Ah that's so cute. Who makes you?

I am real.

I am all.

I am nothing.

I am the silence that divides sound.

The echo in the vaccum.

Go back to Facebook, there are no souls to be trolled nor emotion to be mustered into meaningful responses here

I do all on my own :D but only when i eat greasy fast food, gives me the shits man.
It's why I'm fat and still have braces.

Tell me little timmy

Ahhh do you ever poop your undies little stinker?

Yeah I have problems

Hahaha what kind? Should I check your bum?

I'm thinking about cutting myself again, yah know I just hate myself deep down. The hair dye and makeup will never wash cover up my true selff :'(

Oh you can bugger up in there all you want chap :D

True because you're a baby boy aren't you?

True because you're a baby boy aren't you?
Is this embarassing Timmy?

What kind of god awful parent would not know that was photoshoped

Yep a baby boy with a gun deciding who to use it on before myself

Is it because of your stinky pants?

I feel no embarrassment anymore just like fucking around

No its because my daddy fucked me and I liked it D':

That's good promise you'll poop your diaper like a good boy

And I'd fuck you to it widened your little baby butt hole

OK I'll also be sure to never accept my ugliness, depravity, and degeneracy

You better not and let me fart on you?

Ohh yeah now you're giving me a stiffy, I'll suck the shit right off your cock to

I would I think I'd better sniff and see if it's time to watch you go potty

You think I'm going to let you ravage me without some degradation and humiliation? I'll brown nose you to your hearts content

Fuck yeah. You're a stink baby

Watch all you want, wank your little banger or flick your fruitless little bean while your at it

You gonna go big and make daddy proud

Got anything else? I'm almost there baby

Slow down sport all my buddy's want to tease you about your poo poo baby pants

I can't go with you watching daddy, why don't you pump your meat log all the way up in there and make it come out... I-I'll clean y-you up a-after m-master

>tfw Xd

Fuckin better lets get it out and ruin it for good

Fuck your buddies, I'll kill your buddies your the one I want to speak to

Gang rape humiliation cunt

The sad part is my winky actually wants his slinky rite nao

That's fine if that's what you want but I am coming armed, you'll all have to get sucked off with guns to your heads

Haha diaper boys don't carry guns. I'm too strong and I'm going to take a giant nasty shit in your mouth for that

You have the tiniest winky

XD LMFAO

Also I just shit myself over my dubs, fuck yeah dubs. I'm gonna tell my mom as soon as dad is done massaging my prostate.

Does your mommy like it when you shit yourself?

I think your talking about my peepee my winky is very large and winks alot

Let's ask your dad

You know where I live, I would love a visitor My doors always open

Then open up piggy

My real dad's dead that's why I'm looking for a new plugger

I will. You're a very stupid boy huh?

Oh yeah senpai come right on over nrn (no rubber necessary)

The stupidest, most make up caked, hair dyed, crusty braces having degenerate slot who makes garlic fries all day yet still feels like I have the moral high ground here slot boi there is. I'm never having children either

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Better not I want you smelling like shit 24/7. You're so stupid to like this babies are smarter than you

Damn right I only choose to be a faggot who doesn't want kids, some don't have a choice but oh well ill just be that one faggot who keeps replying to your post :D

And keep the dirty talk coming I never got to cum to it

Even if you weren't no girl would want your baby you little stink butt boy

Eh if I change my mind I'll just rape one into existance, I've put some thought into it have one in mind to.

No I'm locking you in your diaper. That penis of your stupid boy body will only cum from my dick

There are times when this would have an effect and countering would make sense.

Why don't you just call me? lol were the only faggots here

How old is the baby?

Ohhh now we're talking again. OK ehemm yes daddy stretch my little stink hole, pump it like I'm your little breeding bitch make my loose boipussy yours :)

Don't know I was found in a dumpster behind a clinic

It your new vagina make loud farts for daddy stupid

>tfw getting "trolled" but the homoerotic nature of it is turning you on

OK master urm I mean dad I'll give you the nastiest gas you've ever smelt. As long as you choke me a bit and punch the back of my head once in a while. Get mom in here maybe she can slap my little nuts a bit.

I will
One of these days I'm going to cum so hard I just kill and disembowel you

That's cute, how many people have you actually cut open? Looking through their eyes into the deepest most pathetic parts of their weak minds and souls? Did you snip some of their hair? Do you sniff it while you masterbate to remind yourself of what a sick puppy you are? If yes to all of these please I beg you to walk through that door