YLYL: God mode edition

YLYL: God mode edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

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>mfw winning ylyl threads and feeling empty inside

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I dont get the roachturk posts, but my sides still orbit.

Thus is the paradox of man

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lost already
Sup Forumstard here

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>get on bed
>ready myself for daddy
>he enters me, furiously pounding into me
>i can feel him inside me
>start feeling warm
>oh god
>about to cum
>no hands; prostate orgasm
>his grunting is getting louder
>can't take it
>here it comes
>orgasmface.tga
>oh god
>something's wrong
>suddenly UNBELIEVABLE pain
>fucking scream at the top of my lungs
>he thinks it's some horny scream of pleasure, but soon notices
>there's a huge bulge growing in my shaft, making it's way up to my pisshole, getting larger on its way
>still screaming
>he doesn't know what to do
>he just stands there, frozen and awestruck, but equally terrified
>an entire full-size bed (mattress and bedframe) spurts out of my urethra, which is by now the diameter of a large cement pipe
>it's thinly covered in semen and blood
>penis, urethra, and surrounding reproductive structures are now forever stretched
>cock looks like a fleshly, dangly cup-shaped blanket
>slide out of him and fall unconscious on the bed, my baggy, stretched genitals now resembling a deployed parachute on the ground after a skydive

what the fuck did i just read

Fuck

Kek'd

That is racist and this offends me please stop

This

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah Pokemon reference

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laughed harder than i have in months. lmfaoo thank you.

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Cringe classic, the dad just trolls him the whole time and the kid's friends are even more autistic than him.

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Whoop Whoop fam clownz 4 lyfe dawg

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Fake tough guy, fuck that douchebag for threatening his sister.

> god mode
> posts shit

Good work, OP. Definitely not faggot.

Mfw the banana is evolving

Hey fuck you cunt I'll kill you

>pretending to white knight to troll

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Excuse me? Why are you just trying to start a scrap? Are you that bored and lonely with your life.

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This also goes for bananafags and anyone posting forced memes.

This is amazing

Lost

This guy gets it.

is this loss

All the content itt is offensive we need a friendly version of Sup Forums

Fucking magic

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TWITCH STREAM TAKEOVER
discord.gg/ngj4x7R

in 1 hour

Fucking reply to me without a picture you pussy! I would fucking destroy you IRL if we ever met you faggot

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Lost

Haha evolutionests believe that a kiwi evolved into a person.

THE BLUE EYES WHITE LAWYER

I'll kick your ass faggot I'll stuck a boomerang up your ass and your dick hole

source on the original?

Come at me bro!
I am on 6th street Austin TX ask for a guy named Ghost

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all of my wut

DONT YOU DARE MOCK THE BIBLE YOU ASSHIKE! I PRAY TO MY GOD THAT HE STRIKS YOU DOWN FOR YOUR FUNNY LITTLE COMMENT YOU DOUCHE FUCK YOU!

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Underrated post.

DOnt mock the almighty! Your going to hell!

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I don't get it

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same fag

either go back to whatever facebook page showed you about this site or find something better to do than pretend to be tough triggered guy

Whatever faggot, I got a blackbelt in Brazilian jewjitsu id wreck your shit and steal your sheckles, scrawny faggot ass nigger

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What are you gonna do about it heathen faggot? Fight me

I woke up my dog with my laughing

Oh yeah I almost forgot

faggot

Donald Trump should be impeached. Hillary won the popular vote and that's all that should matter.

This is my picture fucker. I would beat ur butt so hard in person

look guys I just found a funni mim on le interwebz :^))))

hope you like it :^)))

Real mature, Bradley (get the reference?)

lost

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I got the TV reference, Canadian kids show!

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Curing syphilis?

yep... that's how it works. What medical school did you graduate from again?

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Which one did you go to oh wait you're a viegin living in his grandmas basement jacking off to furry porn.

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I wanna fuck hillary

Soon

I kinda miss the "pool's closed" days.
Just feels like hollow bullshit now, but I guess it was the same then.
At least then the swastika was for laughs... now people actually believe in that shit.
Be warned of the little bastards that will shit on the ideas that start for laughs... 2026 will be worse.

Stickin' Around is the show.

>sex-bot
I didn't realized that I needed one in my life.

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