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I think p4k is mad because there is a genre they have 0 influence over

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>starts with some kinda prog stoner Mastodon/Pallbearer ripoff band
>then talks about a band that's indie pop shit but with some heavy sound drones
>then some shit about "you gotta innovate but not too much"
>some same-old-shit stuff like Foreseen, Gruesome, and The Mist
>Goddamn Power Trip
>Advertising Judas Priest's Turbo...
>MOTHERFUCKING TURBO, ONE OF THEIR WORST ALBUMS LMAO
>Just because it got released anniversary edition
>Then ends with a barely doom mostly goth rock band, and some Mayhem book

Holy shit, how can someone know less about the genre than the other already awful metal publications out there? May read up on this in archive just because at this point it's at least bad enough to be entertaining shitshow levels.

I love how they've gone full circle and are pretending metal is cool again to just be contrarians

Metal is a genre that is out of their control and they have no influence or power over because it exists in the 10th dimension where it enjoys not being mainstream and does not care about critical praise

They can not destroy it like they did to rock music, because metal is like an underground cult who hates the mainstream and hipster faggots

this is something a hipster would say

turbo is good though

Its true though, metal is completely ignored by the mainstream its never honored at award ceremonies, pop music is rarely ever metal because its scared of screaming and loud noises.
Metal has developed this cult culture that exists outside the normiesphere and completely ignores hipster faggotry like p4k.
P4k has zero knowledge of metal and has zero control over the genre, p4k only controls rap and pop, they used to control rock but decided to destroy it and help niggerfy music even more.

metal fans are the biggest fucking hipster cunts in all of music

all hipsters think their favorite shitty subgenre exists outside the mainstream, its all the same shit