Someone gives you $20,000 cash. What do you do to turn that into $40,000?

Someone gives you $20,000 cash. What do you do to turn that into $40,000?

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Copy it all

Buy fancy clothes, become prostitute

Cut every paper in two

>Buy lottos
>Win 1M
>Spend 960k
GGEZ

buy stock options and wait half a day

Become a magician
God OP you are an idiot. You really think if life was that easy, everyone wouldn't be doing that? Dumb fuck

roulette, bet on red or black. I get 40k or nothing seems like a fair deal

Clearly everyone replying is niggers and don't think.... All you have to do is...
Step1: Shave head
Step 2: Buy about 100 dollars worth of glass jars
Step3: Put pictures on said glass jars
Step4: Come up with medical story
Step5: Place all jars with pic and story in car
Step6: Start driving stop at every gas station you find untill all 100 jars are gone
Wait 5 day
Step7; Pickup jars

Profit

Also to add, this works best around the holidays

Shove of in an index fund and wait. Almost guaranteed to double your money over the course of 10 years.

literally 9 years old

Step 1) Shove all 20k up ass
Step 2) Bet someone 20k you have 20k up your ass
Step 3) Shit out money
Step 4) Profit

Throw half in my 401K

That sounds difficult.

Buy 20k worth of cocaine. Sell it to desperate college kids at a large markup.

kek

I'd go to your house with my $20,000 surgically enhanced penis and steal your waifu. $40,000 to claim her again OP

nobody buys cocaine anymore. buy a bunch of molly from the deep web and sell it outside festivals/edm concerts

Blackjack.
I've turned 500 into 4000 before so I have a pretty good shot with 20k. Not guaranteed to work but it's possible.

buy 10 lbs of dank and flip at 1k a qp
>it happens in one time frame

Spend it all on drugs

>no ody buys cocaine anymore
Are you fucking retarded?

how hard is it to get away with counting cards?

nah. If you invested in JPM this morning it could have gone through easy

...

Not hard.
Speed counting is really simple and if you're only going to do it occasionally I'd say it's unlikely they'll boot you.
I don't do it though.

Erase the two and turn it into a 4 on every bill

...

Tesla Put options

Is this your first day here?
OP cannot have a wife.
OP is OP and OP is a fag.
God, read a book!

nah man it's not 1985 anymore who the fuck still buys cocaine?

put it all on red 50 50 odds

People who can afford it and not have to use shit-tier mdma

Copy masheen + $1 = $2!!

Kek

Cocaine is still highly profitable. Festivals would be to risky because of security. Not too mention all of the stinky hippies.

Fold it in half

Wrong.
You forgot the green 0 and 00's
that's how they get you.
Roulette is for dummies.

It clearly requires a great deal of technical knowledge to not throw your money away. Anyone who tries without that might as well go to Vegas instead.

>10k on red
>5k on even
>5k on 25-36

if you win you'll make 30k. if you lose, you have very bad luck.

you have better odds going all in on a calculated risk

(YOU) I get tired of (you) posting this fucking JOHN picture, 100 dollars says you are a
>sub human cunt
who thinks this spaghetti eating, HEY OOOO GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE... type mother fucker is cool.

You probably day dream about being John with the girl... Spending hours trying to get your hair like that.

>Fucking Jock Douche Fag
>Willy up the bum cunt!!!!

I would count it twice

>convert to osrs gp
>go to grand exchange
>find someone that doubles my money
>sell account
>???
>profit

rob a bank

And if you can't calculate the risk, you're better off with a savings account.

Stock market you fucking idiots

what does your jewish piano tell you is worth risking 20k on?

There's a guaranteed way actually.
Buy 20k in silver.
Wait until inflation halves the current value of the dollar.
Sell your silver for 40k.

Sell Sup Forums passes on the street corner downtown.

33 1/3 pct still not bad

rob the guy who gave me that money.

best odds are in keno, second best is blackjack.

Hands down best idea i seen on thechan

Not too shabby. If you give me your pass I can't make you a member for free is you want bro

A Nigerian prince told me hed double it for me

Buy 20,000 of weed in Colorado and drive to Texas to sell to mouthbreathers

Am honestly contemplating this. Am mid 20s living in the city, I feel like I could clear a decent amount but idk about 20 stacks worth

it would be nice going to a members world, that's where all the money doublers are

buy pollock and sell in restaurant as ___

aess

Buy $20,000 worth of cocaine and mix it with flour or sugar and sell it and make $40,000 hopefully

I know we're all having fun and jokes here but the amount of scams and tricks I fell for back when I was 12-13 playing rs makes me still cry before so go to bed

Nigger detected

I'd use that money to wipe my ass clean.

One bill after another

I'd have a lot of paper cuts on my ass when I'm finished.

Selling coke sounds like my best bet but also a good chance of me getting fucking robbed or fucked with so I'm not sure if I could handle moving 20 grand of blow

buy chicken wings and sell to ppl outside dispensaries

I'm a gook for your information.

No time limit? Bank account with a good interest rate.

This would actually work tho, the price of silver has been raising lately.

>Step 1:
Put into index funds

>Step 2
Wait 8-15 years

kek
all those trimmed armors i should've had

Obviously, take that 20k and exchange it to cheaper currency worth 40k or more.

You never said they had to be the same kind of dollar. 40,000 zimbabwe dollars go for about 3 american bucks.

Rob Them for more money, if they give away 20,000 they have to be rich.

buy truck load of 22LR ammo, sell online at 30% markup

all on red ofc

youtube.com/watch?v=rBDwETS_jbw

I've got about 25 in student loans, which I was planning to use it for. Wasn't sure if there was anything more lucrative I could do with it, having that much cash on hand though

This legal?

$20g on black at roulette. Of it hits red, anhero

Am debating this, too. Would have to declare winnings tho and pay 25% on it

Guy watched that movie Dope too many times

So long as he's licensed to sell the ammo in his state/province, absolutely. It'd be hard to sell all of it due to consumer knowledge of pricing, but that's out of government hands.

I'd invest at least half of it into some bubbling market, wait until it expands to total my amount to $40k after taxes, and immediately withdraw it.

if you win 10k or more, bend over.

Heroin.

Go to the grand exchange

What is that?

lol

Heroin.

1. Buy a gun and bullets.
2. Rob people.
3. ???
4. Profit.

winning.

I'd short the DJIA and bet wallstreet within a year it drops under 16k, pays around a 100% return

Go poop your pants.

Spend it all on 40k models
[spoiler] and I still wouldn't have 1000 points worth [/spoiler]

invest it you fool, thats what smart ppl do to make money off morons , hence this whole thread of retards.

Give it to me and I'll get you back the 40k